Behavior on the Ice

[ice dawg]

Since we are discussing such things on here, how do ya blow year nose on the ice? Do ya stay in the shanty and quietly blow in to a handkerchief or do ya open the door and let one fly with the old one finger method? Maybe ya just suck it in and hock a good loogie. This type of thing is really starting to get my curiosity going. Almost as much as the sex life of an ant. Well, what does every one do to clear the ol schnoz while on the ice??   

[stumper]

LOL, definetly the ole plug n blow method if I am out on the ice,I havea roll of TP in the shack for such emergencies

[blue mule]

i just do whatever's easiest at the time. got a feeling this is leading to more info. than i want to know lol.

[lotwfisher]

haha good questions.....usually depends....sometimes i just giver the farmers blow and other time when I need to clear my throat i just hork the loogy hahhahaha...I cant wait to see the rest of the responses on this one.

[pikemaster789]

I give the one finger road oyster method

[stumper]

 8) 8) I always make sure to blow it into a bag and take it home to dispose of it. Just think of the mess there would be if everyone just blew it RIGHT ONTO THE ICE!!

[Badgermilk27]

I pretend like I am about to sneeze...without the sneezing part, and push a shart load of snot all over my face.  Then I use the soft gloves to finish the wipe.  Sometimes I get it all out without being messy.

[artycat]

Can you guys imagine if everyone blew it and left it lay on the ice? By ice off the lake would just be covered in one giant loogie!!!!!

[mcboats81]

I find it best when the temperature is just nasty cold and all of it just runs down into my moustache and freezes...then I don't have to worry about blowing it or littering the ice with nose oysters.  I just wait till I get in the truck to go home thaw it out wipe it off and throw away the kleenex when I get home. 

[ice dawg]

I'm versatile, I do all of the above. 

[stumper]

Did you know sheep make good Snot rags

[stevek]

My sinuses suck, I'm jealous of you snot rocket guys. I carry a couple rags.

[applejacks]

Put it in a bag, man.  It's kinda like passing wind.  Catch it in a plastic bag and release it in your bathroom when you get home. 

[ice dawg]

Did you know sheep make good Snot rags

No, but I found out why some people call you lanolin zipper. 

[stumper]

HAHA, that reminds me of the time I farted in a candy jar sitting on my buddies kitchen counter and put the lid back on, 6 months later it still reeked

[ice dawg]

HAHA, that reminds me of the time I farted in a candy jar sitting on my buddies kitchen counter and put the lid back on, 6 months later it still reeked

That was cruel. 

[Desperado]

If there gets to be more than a foot of snow, I have to worry about my nose dragging in it.  

[Deeker]

haha good questions.....

      Ya think so?  Is it just me, or you've got to wonder WHY someone would even come up with such a ludicrous question...my 2 cents anyhoo
 

[madpistoleer]

Snot Rocket.

[fiddlehead322]

HAHA, that reminds me of the time I farted in a candy jar sitting on my buddies kitchen counter and put the lid back on, 6 months later it still reeked

Let me get this straight. You went back to your buddie :sick:s house 6 months later to sample some "preserved" farts?

[1TIGGER]

This is too funny ! I cant believe there have been this many replies to a topic like this !roflmao

[John_BZ]

8) 8) I always make sure to blow it into a bag and take it home to dispose of it. Just think of the mess there would be if everyone just blew it RIGHT ONTO THE ICE!!

anybody who fires a snot rocket right on the ice should be fined $100 for not having a handkerchief or any other approved snot carrying vessel. furthermore said snot should not be allowed to be made visable to any person(s) within a 1 nautical mile radius. upon extraction and capture the snot must be properly disposed of in an approved container, as it is unlawful to dispense snot in an unapproved container. an approved container is defined as having sufficient warning in the form of a label made visable on outside of container, and must be equipped with and emergency tip over shutoff valve to prevent spill of potentially biologicaly hazardous loogies. failure to comply may result in fine and/or imprisonment.

[BOOBSS]

I just let it run down my moustache and beard till it looks like two sheeps legs hanging there. ( dont get excited stumper) Then I go behind the snowsled get down on one knee and break them off then pee on them Then I shovel it all up double bag it Then put in a bio hazard bag Call the DEP Suit up in case of fall out. By then all my flags are up but ive got sheep legs on my face again.

[lotwfisher]

this is getting too funny to read haha....I love reading it.......sheep legs...just plain funny....

[mempfree]

this is getting too funny to read haha....I love reading it.......sheep legs...just plain funny....

  I just take the ole hand and go from left to right, and then its time for lunch, hot sweet sausage, with onion's peppers, and a dash of you know what .  Boy, cabin fever is sure setting in.  

[PCB]

sometimes you gotta get the finger up there to break it up

[stumper]

Snot Rocket.

Now you know why pike are so slimy

[mempfree]

Now you know why pike are so slimy

  Usually, when i am out in the fresh air, my nose just run's, nothing stuck up it.  Its when i get home and i am inside, that it starts to plug up like your toliet.  Man, then i can't sleep, holy cow, are at cabin fever again?  Where is spring?   

[Camp Bassfish]

anybody who fires a snot rocket right on the ice should be fined $100 for not having a handkerchief or any other approved snot carrying vessel. furthermore said snot should not be allowed to be made visable to any person(s) within a 1 nautical mile radius. upon extraction and capture the snot must be properly disposed of in an approved container, as it is unlawful to dispense snot in an unapproved container. an approved container is defined as having sufficient warning in the form of a label made visable on outside of container, and must be equipped with and emergency tip over shutoff valve to prevent spill of potentially biologicaly hazardous loogies. failure to comply may result in fine and/or imprisonment.

I agree. Have you ever tried to get snot out of a boot tread?? 

[Desperado]

Now you know why pike are so slimy

UUGGGHHH . . . EEEWWWW . . . I've never been one to shy away from grabbing a burbot, now I'm having second thoughts.