Author Topic: Lets recap the sin list according to the fine folks here at ice the shanty (Read 12256 times)

Prairiegoat · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 27, 2007, 06:51 PM »

Quote from: dabluz on Feb 27, 2007, 06:24 PM

More women would go fishing and icefishing if they could pee as easily as men.

Hey don't give them any ideas! Peeing out ice fishing got me a new shanty.

My wife told me she wouldn't go back if I didn't get a shanty so she would have a place to pee. Didn't take me long to get one ordered and delivered! Love it when I'm forced to purchase ice fishing equipment.

Now if she'd just have pity on me cutting holes. Hmmmm how can I wrangle a new power auger?

RealityCheck · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 27, 2007, 09:28 PM »

NEVER....NEVER....NEVE R! TRUST A FART!

I work in construction....when a "major industrial accident" of this nature happens....I bring the razor blade to the porto-john....sometimes I can save a pair of panties...but usually they are complete loss....I just end up cutting them off. $:-\$

dabluz · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 27, 2007, 10:13 PM »

Construction workers wear "PANTIES !!!???"

vermonner · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 27, 2007, 11:04 PM »

Quote from: Prairiegoat on Feb 27, 2007, 06:51 PM

Hmmmm how can I wrangle a new power auger?

Fake an injury in your non-dominant arm, put on a sling, bring her and every tipup you own (max it right out), make her drill. Tell her something like "I can fish honey, but I can't drill." Should work like a charm. You'll have that power auger by the time you've "healed"

Prairiegoat · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 06:58 AM »

Aaaawwwwww peeeeeeeeeeeee on it!

benjui567 · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 07:37 AM »

Hey P-ing on the ice is not all bad. If you walked up to a hole that had a big yellow stain next to it would it detour you away to fish somewhere else. Its kind of like markin your territory.... $:-\$

BojiHawk · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 07:40 AM »

This whole thread should be changed to "Shanties and Panties - The Walk of Shame"

Desperado · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 08:45 AM »

Quote from: IceRover on Feb 28, 2007, 05:51 AM

I think that more people agreed with me but do not want to get involved with the sure to follow rebuttal frenzy,

Rebuttal Frenzy ? Didn't you mean to say "the proverbial PI$$ING Contest"

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Mooter · « **Reply #38 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 09:40 AM »

I think with the mass quantities of beer being consumed in a given day that there is no who can tell me where I urinate. I am man the world is my urinal.

RLWagner · « **Reply #39 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 09:50 AM »

Quote from: jigmaster5000 on Feb 28, 2007, 09:48 AM

Mooter you are a urinary ecoterrorist! Your pee is upsetting the delicate balnce of nature, and is in fact responsible for global warming. Peeing on the land is much better for the environment than peeing on the ice. Until you can learn to hold it, we are most likely doomed to extinction!

PS Here's a quick recipe for shaved ice. 1. Find a yellow spot. 2. Fire up the auger. 3. Drill the yellow spot and collect the shavings. There you are, homemade shaved ice, enjoy!!

Is the shaved yellow ice a Montana thing?

Mooter · « **Reply #40 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 09:53 AM »

It must be. The only reason I pee on the ice is because MT needs the extra water. Sorry jigmaster but it's getting awful dry up there.

Mooter · « **Reply #41 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 10:03 AM »

Quote from: jigmaster5000 on Feb 28, 2007, 10:02 AM

Mooter thank you for your contribution to preserving Montana's fine natural resources. We do need extra water because we use alot due to the fact that we have to flush our toilets twice, it's a long way to Wyoming!

You of all people should know which way the river flows.

Mooter · « **Reply #42 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 10:08 AM »

Quote from: jigmaster5000 on Feb 28, 2007, 10:05 AM

That's why you flush twice, to fight the current

I'm definitely fishing with you this year. I can already tell it's going to be a full on B.S. session.

Turkeyhunter10ga · « **Reply #43 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 10:10 AM »

Well if you guys would pee on the trees instead of on the ice, the trees wil be soaking wet and MT and WY wouldn't have as many wildfires , since wet wood doesn't burn LOL

Mooter · « **Reply #44 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 10:14 AM »

Quote from: Turkeyhunter10ga on Feb 28, 2007, 10:10 AM

Well if you guys would pee on the trees instead of on the ice, the trees wil be soaking wet and MT and WY wouldn't have as many wildfires , since wet wood doesn't burn LOL

We need a few trees burned out of here. It's starting to look like the Amazon. By the way your suppose to hug trees in Montana not pee on them.

ice dawg · « **Reply #45 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 10:19 AM »

I wish everyone in Montana would pee on the ice while fishing on FT Peck. We need something to send on down to Missouri as our reservoirs are about dry. It appears that the Corps of Engineers would be better controlling sewage anyway.

Mooter · « **Reply #46 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 10:48 AM »

Quote from: jigmaster5000 on Feb 28, 2007, 10:46 AM

I will fish w/ you. But...if you hook one of those big finless browns (corn fed) while it's migrating dowstream, you are on your own!

Are those the ones that always have a trail of peanuts behind them?

Desperado · « **Reply #47 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 11:36 AM »

MMMMM . . . lemon icees

vermonner · « **Reply #48 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 09:33 PM »

Quote from: IceRover on Feb 28, 2007, 05:51 AM

Thanks again for admitting that p-ing on the ice is in fact wrong

How's this for pre-emptive "rebuttal frenzy?"
EVRYONE STAND BACK, ICEROVER IS IN CHARGE HERE. (Yeah, Like Al Haig)
Best thing about being a man? The world is my urinal.
Lighten up and enjoy your fishing. Mind your own business. You are NOT the purveyor of right and wrong.
How's that for picking a side?
I am going fishing tomorrow and now feel compelled to pee on the ice ( I usually make an effort to hold it, but knowing that it will irritate the sanctimonius, I can't resist.). It will be in the shape of the anarchy symbol

Regards,
The Male Urination Liberation Front

bigfish_1556 · « **Reply #49 on:** Feb 28, 2007, 09:43 PM »

Vermonner - your organization is one step away from MILF. I'll leave it at that

IceRover · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 01, 2007, 04:43 AM »

Quote from: vermonner on Feb 28, 2007, 09:33 PM

Best thing about being a man?

...is being a man.

Mainehazmt · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 01, 2007, 06:27 AM »

Quote from: vermonner on Feb 28, 2007, 09:33 PM

How's this for pre-emptive "rebuttal frenzy?"
EVRYONE STAND BACK, ICEROVER IS IN CHARGE HERE. (Yeah, Like Al Haig)
Best thing about being a man? The world is my urinal.
Lighten up and enjoy your fishing. Mind your own business. You are NOT the purveyor of right and wrong.
How's that for picking a side?
I am going fishing tomorrow and now feel compelled to pee on the ice ( I usually make an effort to hold it, but knowing that it will irritate the sanctimonius, I can't resist.). It will be in the shape of the anarchy symbol

Regards,
The Male Urination Liberation Front