Author Topic: Attention: Ice Fishing Gods Have Been Angered!! (Read 3321 times)

Lobes · « **on:** Dec 31, 2006, 10:21 AM »

What type of sacrificial offering should we make to end this ice fishing drought?

Ice Chip · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 10:26 AM »

I've thought of putting ALL of my gear up for sale. That surely would make every lake in the country freeze solid!!!

Ice Chip

duck doctor · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 10:29 AM »

anyone have any children they want to spare?

icechip · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 10:39 AM »

Quote from: Ice Chip on Dec 31, 2006, 10:26 AM

I've thought of putting ALL of my gear up for sale. That surely would make every lake in the country freeze solid!!!

Ice Chip

Nice name

Well I'm getting sick of the ice here. 2 months I've had it. You guys could come up here and take some home as well as the 5ft of snow in the yard.
Actually I'm not sick of ice, just the snow

You ever try to move in 5 feet of snow? Too deep for my snowmachine.

lake snake · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 10:51 AM »

Rosie O'Donnel

pirkaus · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 10:55 AM »

AL Gore?

ice dawg · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 11:07 AM »

Quote from: Lobes on Dec 31, 2006, 10:21 AM

What type of sacrificial offering should we make to end this ice fishing drought?

I sacrificed a day of fishing Saturday. The weather was so bad that I turned around and and went back home.

WARRIOR_ON_ICE · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 11:59 AM »

Stop doing anything that emits CO2 into the atmosphere. These activities include driving, using electricity, breathing.

keny · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 12:04 PM »

how about all those a$$ho#es that leave their garbage on the lake

holeinhide · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 01:16 PM »

Quote from: dfuller on Dec 31, 2006, 11:59 AM

Stop doing anything that emits CO2 into the atmosphere. These activities include driving, using electricity, breathing.

So what your saying is your self? I am for AL or ROSIE I like me way too much!!!!!

jimmygunns · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 03:41 PM »

This is horrible! I feel everyones pain! Need to move further north!

cSpike · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 04:33 PM »

If everyone opened freezers into the outside air and let them run no-stop we might make ice? just a thought.

Spike

walleyeslayer · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 09:50 PM »

i say we offer up poksatoney phil, that lil rodent should suffice!! icefishing gods!! we give you, poksatony phils dead carcass!!!

crappieslayer22 · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 02:35 PM »

bush?

MACK_USCG · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 05:49 PM »

A tree hugger or two, three, four....you get the picture! lol

Big W · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 06:21 PM »

All bad things shall pass! This can not last forever.

PigShanks · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 06:24 PM »

Quote from: Lobes on Dec 31, 2006, 10:21 AM

What type of sacrificial offering should we make to end this ice fishing drought?

Richard Simmons and Chuck Norris

Skipper · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 06:55 PM »

Quote from: PigShanks on Jan 01, 2007, 06:24 PM

Richard Simmons and Chuck Norris

Don't sacrifice Chuck!!!!!!

We could get him to roundhouse kick a glacier and stir up some cold air!!!

We could send Richard Simmons to Australia! He can slim down some fatties and get the earth to lean a little more!

The Clam · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 10:08 PM »

Everyboby put their air conditioners in the window backwards and crank them up on high

SleePac · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 06:26 AM »

Oprah - Regis - Phil Collins - The Donald......all four should cut it!

madporider · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 10:27 AM »

george bush and saddam oh i guess someone beat us to saddam i guess bush would be next

gator_hunter71 · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 03:35 PM »

I would say Rosie, but the gods would spit her back in our faces and continue to be angered.

ICU · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 03:53 PM »

Think we should start with the lawyers and politicians.....then again where we going to find a volcano big enough.After they were tossed in, the volcano would just be reclassified as a hazardous waste dump.

PigShanks · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 05:35 PM »

Quote from: ICU on Jan 02, 2007, 03:53 PM

Think we should start with the lawyers and politicians.....then again where we going to find a volcano big enough.After they were tossed in, the volcano would just be reclassified as a hazardous waste dump.

You want to appease the gods, not p*ss them off royally.

Rat-Man · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 05:59 PM »

Quote from: Lobes on Dec 31, 2006, 10:21 AM

What type of sacrificial offering should we ?ake to end this ice fishing drought?

WELL IT'S TIME: I'll have to use my departed granddads ice recipe, its a tough one and takes a few days to brew, AND DANGEROUS, but I'm afraid if its not done something serious may happen. The public just can't take all these ice fishermen without there favorate past time. I promised him before he passed some 32 years ago I wouldn't use it unless it was a last resort ! SO WHAT DO YOU THINK IS IT TIME

bud · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 06:57 PM »

my snowmachines!

Lobes · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 04, 2007, 10:17 AM »

Alright! It's supposed to be nearly 50 today!??!!!
I will make the ultimate sacrifice! I will donate my first ice fishing beer down the hole if that's what it takes. We need relief !!!!!!!!!!!!

PIKEGUY · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 04, 2007, 10:36 AM »

Hilary Clinton

PIKEGUY · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 04, 2007, 10:36 AM »

I thought we offered up Sadaam...but I guess that was an offering to hell

Lobes · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 10, 2007, 07:52 PM »

FINALLY !!!

I think the Ice Gods are finally standing up from their devine stools, tightening up their buckles, tucking the newspaper back under their arms, and taking a look out the door to see what needs to be done. Sound like we will see one more light splash of fall weather then the deep freeze should stay with us!

SAY HALLELUIA !!!

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