Author Topic: A bit of X-mas history.  (Read 695 times)

Offline Water Wolf

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A bit of X-mas history.
« on: Dec 24, 2006, 12:58 AM »
Hi all,
Wishing everyone Seasons Greetings and Best Wishes for the New Year!

I thought I would share a little known bit of Christmas history. ;)

The Christmas Angel

One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her mom was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

More stress.

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, scattering the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whisky. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door.

He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?
Thus began the tradition of the little angel atop the Christmas tree.



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Offline Rat-Man

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Re: A bit of X-mas history.
« Reply #1 on: Dec 24, 2006, 06:51 AM »
Great one Water Wolf
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Offline USMC130FE

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Re: A bit of X-mas history.
« Reply #2 on: Dec 24, 2006, 06:57 AM »
Now that's funny.....

A Merry Christmas to All.

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Re: A bit of X-mas history.
« Reply #3 on: Dec 24, 2006, 07:58 AM »
We've always put a start on top of the christmas tree :-p
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Offline Hardguy

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Re: A bit of X-mas history.
« Reply #4 on: Dec 24, 2006, 03:39 PM »
Now it makes sense. Every time I look at an angel on a tree I will think of this.

 



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