Get the boats ready! Get the coolers ready! Get the beers on ice! Make sure the propane tanks are full! It's friggin Spring on January 12th, 2017 and there is no ice in NJ! YEA BUDDY!!!!
On a more serious note; I saw ice once, I didn't have my creepers on when I walked on it! I fell on my head and it hurt! The ice wasn't safe for my head due to the fact hat I wasn't wearing my ice helmet! Point being, my head still hurts...........