If the Scott decides to create a forum like that, I'd be happy to mod it.
More information regarding the virus in question. The common name of the virus is the "Kama Sutra" worm. The Official name is win32/Mywife.E@mm and Nyxem.
This virus spreads by email. Once infected, your computer will send the virus on to all of the contacts in your Outlook/Outlook Express contacts folder. Once your computer is infected, it can also spread across to network drives, if the administrator password is blank. The virus payload (what it does) is to disable anti-virus and firewall software, and delete certain files including Office documents, on the third day of every month.
If you get an email with the subject line ""School girl fantasies gone bad," "The Best Videoclip Ever," "A Great Video," "give me a kiss," "Fwd: Photo," "Fw: Sexy," "You Must View This Videoclip!" "Miss Lebanon 2006," etc. The text differs; it may include references to the Kama Sutra - the ancient Sanskrit book on sex and related matters. DO NOT OPEN THE ATTACHMENT. DELETE IT IMMEDIATLY, AND EMPTY YOUR "DELETED ITEMS" FOLDER.
You can protect your computer by running an updated Anti-Virus program. There are several free programs out there. Here is a link to one of the best freeware AV programs available. If you have a AV program who's trial version has expired, uninstall it, then install AVG Antivirus using the link provided below. If you dont have an AV program, just run the install program.
http://free.grisoft.com/softw/70free/setup/avg71free_375a691.exe