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Bring a snow blower or a shovel. The task that your asking to be done by the state to help all the ice guys out could just as easily be done by one determined individual who isn't afraid to break a little sweat.
I see this is your first post so I think maybe you should start off with something a little more a newbie's speed like, "hello, I'm new to this forum" rather than actually thinking that 5year+ members don't want to "break a sweat".
Firestorm? haha this is a super opinionated community, we should all but immune to a firestorm of opinions by now. Whos actually right in any giving fishing controversy? I say Dorf usually has the right answer.
Wow dude... just wow.... being a member of a forum for long periods of time doesn't make you better or more experienced than anyone else. I also don't think the forum itself would appreciate you downing new members and making this more of a clan of "Forum Old Timers". Opinions on the topic are one thing but being a complete tool to an other member is another.