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Offline Minnowhead

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Tuesday's Funny
« on: Sep 27, 2011, 06:29 PM »
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the
first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back,
were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity.

He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you; but I've never seen a funeral like this.

Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's.", answered the man.

''What happened to her?", the curious man asked.

The man replied, "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered,
"My mother-in-law.
She was trying to help my wife when the dog
turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between
the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."  ;D

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Offline codewordcs1

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Re: Tuesday's Funny
« Reply #1 on: Sep 27, 2011, 06:36 PM »
 :clap: :clap: :clap:

Offline Zorros shack

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Re: Tuesday's Funny
« Reply #2 on: Sep 27, 2011, 06:53 PM »
Oh man that is just plain funny there good sir!

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Re: Tuesday's Funny
« Reply #3 on: Sep 27, 2011, 07:57 PM »

           GOOD 1 :clap: :clap: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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Re: Tuesday's Funny
« Reply #4 on: Sep 27, 2011, 09:14 PM »
LMAO!!

Offline jascpa099

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Re: Tuesday's Funny
« Reply #5 on: Sep 28, 2011, 06:48 AM »
LOVE IT!
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Re: Tuesday's Funny
« Reply #6 on: Sep 28, 2011, 07:15 AM »
Reminded me of another...

4 guys were out golfing one day. As the first guy was getting ready to tee off, a funeral procession was going by. The guy on the tee stepped down off the box, removed his hat and bowed his head until the procession had finished.

One of the other guys exclaimed "Joe, that had to be one of the most respectful and kindest acts I had ever seen...I'm proud to have you as one of my friends."

Joe answered back "Well, it's the least I could do...we were married for 40 years."
"Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice."
 


Offline TheDL

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Re: Tuesday's Funny
« Reply #7 on: Sep 28, 2011, 07:30 AM »
that's too funny!
Tight lines

Offline petrgill

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Re: Tuesday's Funny
« Reply #8 on: Sep 28, 2011, 08:16 AM »
Very funny. ;D

Offline Madpuppy

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Re: Tuesday's Funny
« Reply #9 on: Sep 28, 2011, 08:44 AM »
Both good jokes fella's! You just made my day a lot better, ya gotta laugh :roflmao:
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