Volcano?

[daiek11]

i just heard on the news that people around Anchorage are preparing for a volcano?!

Gimme the update guys! Whats going on? How is this affecting your fishing?

[nathan]

there is no more fishing because the fish heard about the volcano and all went out to sea.  all the people of alaska have dug elaborate tunnels and gone underground.   

kidding, the volcano is on the lesser populated side of the inlet so most people don't have to worry about anything more then some ash.

[Tinman]

Even the threat of ash fall is pretty low. The volcano is far enough away that only a good breeze from the proper direction will cause any deviation from normal fishing. I know it isn't stopping my weekend plans.

I say the risk is low although I've been in the ash twice since moving here nearly 20 years ago. I'd love to be out flying if it does go off though. To be able to get some pics (from a safe distance) just as it blows would be awesome.

[Drifter_016]

All the Alaskans are making a run for the boarder because of the threat.
Thankfully Dudley Doright and the North West Mounted Police are on the job and have put a stop to the mass exodus into Canada.
There are tent camps springing up East of Tok as a result.  
There is even talk of Hippie Drum Circles appearing here and there with the possible breakout of a Hippie Music Festival.
The State of Alaska is air lifting pizza, twinkies and green tea into the affected area.  



http://www.avo.alaska.edu/

[akjw7]

quick put some slayer on!!! Hippies hate death metal

[Drifter_016]

[Raquettedacker]

Its to cold up there for us, I mean them hippies. They like wearing shorts and sandals.


        PEACE OUT MAN......

[Tinman]

Come on Drifter,

For years we've had to put up with you cannuks hopping the border to steal our cheese. You could at least provide refuge for a few Alaskans trying to avoid the sandy dust cloud 'o' death that seems to be just over the horizon.

Our AMERICAN cheese stocks are running low these days due to major pilfering by the cannukelheads. Please please PLEASE come up with your own national cheese and quit wheeling ours over the border. You've already got your national bacon taken care of.

[Hungry4Fish]

Even the threat of ash fall is pretty low. The volcano is far enough away that only a good breeze from the proper direction will cause any deviation from normal fishing. I know it isn't stopping my weekend plans...........

Aleutian volcanoes never stopped "my weekend plans"................

But they altered them................

I say the risk is low although I've been in the ash twice since moving here nearly 20 years ago. I'd love to be out flying if it does go off though. To be able to get some pics (from a safe distance) just as it blows would be awesome.

[Drifter_016]

Come on Drifter,

For years we've had to put up with you cannuks hopping the border to steal our cheese. You could at least provide refuge for a few Alaskans trying to avoid the sandy dust cloud 'o' death that seems to be just over the horizon.

Our AMERICAN cheese stocks are running low these days due to major pilfering by the cannukelheads. Please please PLEASE come up with your own national cheese and quit wheeling ours over the border. You've already got your national bacon taken care of.

We may not know how to make a simulated cheese product from plastic, but we can brew a darn good BEER!!!!   

[Tinman]

On a quiet winter night along the northern Minnesota border you can often times hear the soft crunch of the snow as the Canadians make thier way back across the border with the giant wheels of American cheese. NAFTA be damned, we need our cheese!

p.s. Send more beer.

[Barleydog]

Tinman you know those Hosers can't make cheese from mad cows!!  OR maybe they have?? That may explain Drifter's posts!  

[frydaddy]

    Thanks for the laughs fellas!!!

[Drifter_016]

On a quiet winter night along the northern Minnesota border you can often times hear the soft crunch of the snow as the Canadians make thier way back across the border with the giant wheels of American cheese. NAFTA be d**ned, we need our cheese!

p.s. Send more beer.

I know what you mean. In the dark of night you can hear the faint splashing of Americans stealthily swimming across the Lower Niagara to procure Molson's and Labatt products to be smuggled back into beautiful Buffalo. 

P.S. Please send more 12 year old Wisconsin Cheddar!!!!!!!! 

[catchumall]

All the Alaskans are making a run for the boarder because of the threat.
Thankfully Dudley Doright and the North West Mounted Police are on the job and have put a stop to the mass exodus into Canada.
There are tent camps springing up East of Tok as a result.  
There is even talk of Hippie Drum Circles appearing here and there with the possible breakout of a Hippie Music Festival.
The State of Alaska is air lifting pizza, twinkies and green tea into the affected area.  


http://www.avo.alaska.edu/

Brother you are just too funny, you and i have got to go fishing together some day, oh and for the rest of you, what the man says is dead on true, I've seen it my self   

[Drifter_016]

Brother you are just too funny, you and i have got to go fishing together some day, oh and for the rest of you, what the man says is dead on true, I've seen it my self   

I would love to meet up. I will be on the Kenai Peninsula for the month of September chasing bows, dollies and silvers. 
If you are on the AOD Forum there is a bunch of us nuts getting together at the Russian River CG for Fishapalooza 2009 from September 13th-27th. Personally I have plans to be there from September 7th to October 3rd.

[jkw]

On a quiet winter night along the northern Minnesota border you can often times hear the soft crunch of the snow as the Canadians make thier way back across the border with the giant wheels of American cheese. NAFTA be d**ned, we need our cheese!

p.s. Send more beer.

NOWS THAT FUNNY!