Best quotes to live by (funny or sincere)

[Crappie slayer35]

Can't never could

[walleyepac]

you can't learn anything if you do all the talking

its what you learn after you know it all is what counts.   My uncle once told me that if he could buy me for what I'm worth, and sell me for what I think I'm worth, he wouldn't ever have to work again.                       

[Boomer]

Hoot owls don't breed canaries.

[Swedish__Pimple]

The walleyes are feeding,
And they love the purple,
They seem to be biting better,
On a little bit of "SLURPLE"

                                                                 

[rivereddy]

Measure twice,cut once......  rivereddy

[monoped]

Pobodys nerfect.

[walleyepac]

Measure twice,cut once......  rivereddy

i cut it twice and its still to short!

[Easyprey jigs]

When I was a little kid I always ask what if.     My dad would say what if the world was flat still trying to answer that one

[tomtsled]

An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

[Fishking83]

Tough times never last.....Tough people do!! --KP

I believe that is a quote from Bear Bryant.

My fishing quote that I live by is "some days you are the dog and some days you are the fire hydrant"

Guy I know who keeps small fish also says "Nobody ever says that it tastes like a small one"

[Scottio43]

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.   Randy Pausch


 Crush your enimies see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of thier woman.   Conan the barbarian.

[blufloyd]

My Grand father always said, "Never fish out of a red boat."  No I do not know why.

Also told me if he would have known he would live so long he would of snelled more hooks.

[Scottio43]

Fail to plan plan to fail!