Tired of waiting for ice?Need a laugh?

[winchester 88]

Yesterday while riding thru a town where I worked as an apprentice electrician we passed a bank that I helped remodel and I told my wife and friends about this incident.
 My journeyman was an old fella who usually smelled of last nites booze.Half of his teeth were missing ,he always had a roll your own cigarette hanging from his lip and constantly hacked and coughed. In spite of his imperfections he had a quick wit and kept me laughing constantly.
 The job usually came to life at 8:o'clock as all of the trades got out their tools and started to go to work.
 Then at 8:45 things would come to a halt at the arrival of a rather well endowed blond bank teller and the guys ogled her until she got situated at her work site and then back to work we went.
 Miss Bank Teller kind of liked the attention and often left her post to do errands in the bank.
 One day Bill my journeyman and I were working in the stairwell on a landing and had a scaffold built to work on while we hung a lighting fixture when here she comes.
 She came down the stairwell and when she saw the scaffold she said"guys I have to go down stairs to pee and I need to get thru there and there isn't much room."
 Bill replied "well suck it in a little and you can squeeze by."
 She smiled and asked "well what should I do about the top?"
 That was a loaded question for Bill and he tells her"I'll tell you what. Let the air out of em and when you get by I'll come down and blow em back up for you!"
 Bill goes back to work and I am cracking up when I see the bank manager come flying down the stairs as he had heard it all an he starts giving Bill h**l and without even missing a beat Bill says" well she's been asking for it and it was my obligation to give it to her."
 Years later it was told of Bill and one of his drinking buddies being on a 3 day binge and driving around with another guy in the back seat for 2 days while they waited for him to sober up. Turns out that the guy wasn't"t drunk but was dead.
 What a hoot...come on ice.
 Winchester 88

[Left Handed Model]

 

[dogfish]

Hey I grew up right next to Beaver Falls.....what was her name? lol 8)

[winchester 88]

 I don't remember her name but she was a cheerleadeer at Geneva College in Beaver Falls 55-58

 Al;so this was no joke!!
 Win 88

[ice dawg]

At last I found the perfect girl and couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store.

[reelbigfish]

On a scale of one to ten sounds like she's an eleven.  Isn't that an oxymoron, a
quiet woman?









Ted

[Colorado_Ice]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right gear, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK.''

 

[KGrant]

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