Has this happened to you

[Big Ice Hole]

Back in the late 70's I was ice fishing the north end of Honeoye with my father and brothers then that urge comes over me and I gotta go NOW. So I walked back to what is now the park but it wasn't built up just a little falling down shed to hide behind and do what I have to so I pull my snow suit down and do what I went there for
did my paperwork pull my suit up and looked at what I did. I thought to myself damn there should be more oh well back to fishing and talking to other people on the ice. After a good day of fishing we head home. As the car warmed up my Dad said ok who *hit them self? Not me I said I did that hours ago in the park, both my brothers denied it then my youngest brother noticed it. In my hood on my snowsuit was a Hugh TURD yup I knew there was more.

[rdhammah]

nope. can't say that I've ever done that. good thing you didn't need that hood!

[Doitnow]

That is why I don't wear one piece suits.

[dabluz]

That has happened to me in the toilet...a couple of times.  Yep....had a good one.....turned around for a look....nothing in the bowl....not on the floor or in my pants.  It just swam away.

I wonder if everyone turns around for a look see?

Like blowing your nose.....got to have a look see.

[beershanty]

never, but in a simalar experience while rabbit hunting I learned a trick from an ol timer to gut a rabbit without a knife where you squeeze from beneath the front shoulders down towards the anus, bring it over your head then give it a snapping motion towards your feet and all the guts fly out of the anus....it does work but one time while slaying the cottontails and practicing the technique I thought all the guts flew out clean but some must have trailed behind...went to go to dinner with the wife after hunting and she says "what the hell is in your hair?!!" I use a knife now...

[skulldugary]

No...never made a crap cap.....

[TMBWarriors]

Not me so far anyway
But my brother did it years ago, I think he took his knife out and cut the hood off his sno-suit

[gearheart]

Happened to a friend on a deer hunt.  2nd day in camp and his warm one piece was out of commission.

[TR19]

Fishing a bass TX and my partner had "The Call", he went running into the woods. Came back 5 minutes later buck naked from the waste down. Seemed he dumped it in his pants and underwear.  He spent the rest of the 90+ degree day fishing in his rain pants !