Author Topic: Signs that you are from maine (Read 6295 times)

IceKing · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 21, 2005, 01:20 PM »

but they can still call them "mom" or "dad"

ice boy19 · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 21, 2005, 01:49 PM »

u no ur in maine wen u hear people saying nice "tooth"!!!

GAMBELL · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 21, 2005, 01:50 PM »

You know from from Maine when you sit on the ice getting skunked dreaming about a winter vacation in New York so you can actually catch something.

cnyfishing · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 21, 2005, 02:43 PM »

You know that you are from Maine if... You don't have any recent reports in your "reports and conditions" thread.

sounder · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 21, 2005, 02:44 PM »

When agood day of ice fishing is coming off of the ice with a pail full of suckers and shinners thinking to yourself wow some good eats.

jigginoff · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 21, 2005, 03:42 PM »

Why do crows fly upside down over Maine?

Because it's not worth crapping on!!!!

GO NEW YORK!!!!!!!

MXFISHER656 · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 21, 2005, 04:06 PM »

You know your from Maine if you go ice fishing and have to tell you fishing partner to stop eating the bait!

656

ilikepike · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 21, 2005, 06:33 PM »

LOL freshbait do have to pay land taxes for that shanty or do u just go from trailer park to trailer park with that baby

hunter1 · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 04:43 AM »

What is Maine's state flower................ ..................

the satellite dish!!!

mainegator · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 07:53 AM »

Quote from: hunter1 on Dec 22, 2005, 04:43 AM

What is Maine's state flower................ ..................

the satellite dish!!!

Now hunter1, that was a hoot.................. ..................

FRESHBAIT · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 08:10 AM »

ilikepike,

That there son is a mobile home, here in maine we hitch the house to the truck and just move on to the ice.

isn't she purty

That shanty isn't mine, I'll post some pics of mine so you NY boys can drool over her. here is a hint generator, interior/exterior lighting, tv/dvd/cd, sleeps 4, wood stove, oak cabinets, fully carpeted, Nothing like fishing comfortable.

hey adkRoy you know them superduty diesels are getting pretty expensive, and that international CXT WOW!!!!!!!!

The Clam · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 08:42 AM »

You know you're from Maine when you have to stop at the fish market on your way home to pick up dinner

fishingking · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 02:13 PM »

yeah you need all the extra's in your shanty to keep you occupied while your not catching anything

the Wizard · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 05:12 PM »

Quote from: fishingking on Dec 22, 2005, 02:13 PM

yeah you need all the extra's in your shanty to keep you occupied while your not catching anything

Perfect!!

:bow
I hope that hut has a phone. So you can call and order pizza being your fishing skills a lacking.
You guys do know what pizza is don't you?

GO N.Y.
the wizard

ICE LUNATIC · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 05:23 PM »

Quote from: gair-z on Dec 20, 2005, 08:40 PM

I ain't even from NY and I like that one.. LOL!
could I join the NY Team? I fish NY all the d**n time.

gair-z

Hey if you wanna be on a winning team,i guess you'll join us!

archbishop · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 05:47 PM »

Quote from: the Wizard on Dec 21, 2005, 08:32 AM

HEY MAINEURES! If Your going to change the topic do it right.
You can tell if your from new york; if you step out of your hut this march with a bib around Our necks and melted butter dripping from Our chins.

what no one understood that one? when we woop maine and get there lobsters

maine, where the men are men and the sheep are scared

maine, where the only time a "flag" pops is when there fishing buddy drops something

kappydick · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 06:21 PM »

lol..your the man!

IceKing · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 06:53 PM »

You Know You're in Maine:

If you own more than four pair of gloves.

If every other vehicle is a 4X4.

If camping is allowed it's only in steel sided campers.

If, when the sun goes down, you start looking for your coat.

If in March your vehicle is 43% mud.

If you leave your keys in your car and the next morning your car is still there.

If you're on the shoulder of the highway with your hood up and somebody stops to help you.

If you can pay for six big macs with a personal check.

If drive by shootings only occur on the evening news.

If your central heating system is fueled by large logs.

If you see numerous chauffeur-driven dogs.

If you can see the stars at night.

If people drive 100 miles to shop in a real mall.

If a deer throws itself under your wheels.

If you got a set of new snow tires for Valentines day.

If more than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.

If the term "chill factor" is part of your daily vocabulary.

If the bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.

If you only paid $5 to cut down your own douglas fir christmas tree.

If you enjoy a hot chocolate more than you do a margarita.

If a girls basketball game fill's the school gym.

If you put the car heater on your list of best friends.

If you pawned a snow blower instead of a set of golf clubs.

If dressing up means wearing a tie with your flannel shirt.

If you think you're in a traffic jam when you're in the second car at the light.

If you don't use your blinker because everyone already knows where you're going.

If your long john's don't come off until mid-May

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Computer Terms for Maine
1. Log on - Make the wood stove hotter

2. Log off - Don't add no more wood

3. Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove

4. Download - Getting the firewood off the truck

5. Floppy disk - What you get from downloading too much firewood

6. Ram - The thing that splits the firewood

7. Hard Drive - Getting home in the winter

8. Prompt - What the US mail ain't in the winter

9. Window - What to shut when its cold outside

10. Screen - What to shut in black fly season

11. Byte - What the black flies do

12. Bit - What the black flies did

13. Mega Byte - What the BIG black flies do during trout season

14. Chip - Munchies for TV

15. Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you eat chips

16. Modem - What you did to the weeds growing in the driveway

17. Dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife

18. Lap top - Where the beer spills when you nod off

19. Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks at McDonalds

20. Hardware - Real stainless steel cutlery

21. Mouse - What makes the holes in the Cheerio box

22. Main frame - What holds the house up, hopefully

23. Enter - The only way to win those magazine sweepstakes

24. Web - What a spider makes

25. Web site - High corners of the ceiling

26. Cursor - Someone who swears

27. Search Engine - What you do when the car dies

28. Screen Saver - repair kit for the torn window screen on the camp

29. Home Page - map you keep in your back pocket in case you get lost in the woods

30. Upgrade - Steep hill

31. Server - waitress

32. Mail Server - male waitress. Darn few in Maine

33. MS DOS - Some new disease they discovered

34. Sound Card - One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it

35 User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing your stuff

6. Browser - A problem moose in the Garden or Blueberry patch

37. Network - Mending holes in the gillnet

38. Internet - Complicated fish net repair

39. Netscape - What haddock do when you don't do your network

40. Online - good sign there'll be clean clothes this week

41. Off line - the clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the ground - better luck next week

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Buying Houses
I have a friend in Maine who lives out in the country in a house he and his wife built. One day he was talking to his nephew and the following conversation ensued.

"Uncle, do people buy houses?"

"Yes."

"How do they get them home?"

kappydick · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 07:10 PM »

That's some funny stuff!!

FRESHBAIT · « **Reply #49 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 07:52 PM »

wizard who told you I ordered pizza out to the shanty one day. You know what!! Domino's delivered too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! right to the door.

the Wizard · « **Reply #50 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 08:53 PM »

Quote from: FRESHBAIT on Dec 22, 2005, 07:52 PM

wizard who told you I ordered pizza out to the shanty one day. You know what!! Domino's delivered too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! right to the door.

I don't care who you are "THATS FUNNY" "getter dun"

Ice King Wow! That was a good one, a whole bunch of good ones.......

hunter1 · « **Reply #51 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 12:45 AM »

Quote from: FRESHBAIT on Dec 22, 2005, 08:10 AM

ilikepike,

That there son is a mobile home, here in maine we hitch the house to the truck and just move on to the ice.

isn't she purty

That shanty isn't mine, I'll post some pics of mine so you NY boys can drool over her. here is a hint generator, interior/exterior lighting, tv/dvd/cd, sleeps 4, wood stove, oak cabinets, fully carpeted, Nothing like fishing comfortable.

hey adkRoy you know them superduty diesels are getting pretty expensive, and that international CXT WOW!!!!!!!!

Oak cabinets, (yawns) give me a break real new yorkers would have craftsman storage units not no stinkin oak (gay) caninets...

fishingking · « **Reply #52 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 08:30 PM »

hahah thats AWESOME

deerslayer92163 · « **Reply #53 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 09:07 PM »

sleeps 4 i didnt know you could get that many guys in 1 bed

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Author Topic: Signs that you are from maine (Read 6295 times)

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