Talapia? That's kinda funny but I'm not sure why. Don't think tilapia will work unless served over quinoa with a light caper sauce and an arugula salad. Add a cool and fragrant sauvignon blanc to drink. Lighthearted banter in the background.
Mr. Pike would prefer the weenie alternate served with a quickstrike rig. Oscar Meyer brand may be coming in too snooty. Cheaper the better, "Scotch Buy", or Bar S ten for a buck is more to the gentleman's taste.