Why is it every time when the weathermen and women are calling for a big snow storm do people run to the store and buy all the milk and bread?
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Because:
A.) They actually believe the "worst scenario" weather forecasts and believe the end of the world is just around the corner.
B.) They were born in the 20th century and are not invested in regular road clearing, all/front/4WD, or are afraid to drive in 2 inches (or more) of snow. Also they probably do not own a freezer and if they do, they have no idea what's in it.
C.) Are completely in awe of people that can survive on little other than peanuts and tequila for several days.
D.) Have no idea how to improvise, adapt or diversify. These are hopeless folks.
FWIW, they can have all the milk and bread they want. All we're interested in is tequila and peanuts...
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