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That was Howie, the Hauser Lake Monster. He eats all the big walleye and perch, gives false readings on electronics, and his mighty methane releases cause that weak spot in the causeway channel ice. In the summer he hangs out by the dredges on the east side, wrecking the props of all who dare try to fish there with slip bobbers. He is also notorious for attaching the nicest fish of the day to the lines of the least experienced anglers in the group, often little girls with Barbie poles and red and white daredevils (true story), and he is responsible for each and every skunking on Hauser, not to mention lost tackle. He bribes biologists, uses survey nets as a buffet, is on the board of PETA, has an "I Love Jane Fonda" tattoo, and leaves gates open and the seat up, getting sportsmen in the doghouse with both landowners and at home. Local tribal elders call this legend "Stupid, and grossly inaccurate" but offer me no better explanation for such phenomena than "Maybe you are a terrible fisherman?" at which I scoff and pshaw. Howie, the Hauser Lake Monster. Yessir, that's my story, and I'm stickin to it!