I guess I should stop in more often. You guys are a funny bunch.
If you're thinking of becoming a Moderator here, I have some instructions for you.
First place your right hand on a solid surface. Have a good friend hold your wrist and hand firmly to prevent movement. In turn, smash each fingertip (and your thumb) with a large hammer. If you're still interested, repeat the process with your left hand.
At this point, you shouldn't be able to type, but if you still have the urge to moderate, have at it.
RG