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IceShanty Main => General Ice Fishing Chit Chat => Topic started by: John_BZ on Feb 27, 2007, 12:01 PM
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>its no longer okay to pee on the ice
>we should be taken out back and beaten for forgetting our fishing licenses
>we cannot fish within gun range of another shanty
>you must adhere to the international set distance standard for tipup spread spacing
>we cannot use power augers on anything less than one fathom of ice
>and appearently we cannot go ice fishing unless we are completely insane
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First and foremost i am not attacking anybody in particular just poking fun at the topics in general. But this is seriously getting out of hand. there is number of people who need to relax, replace the keyboard with a jigging rod and unwind for a spell.
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it's easy to get caught up in it all.
if it wasn't for all the *%&^$ #&&*^% $@# &!!! 's out there who don't see things the way i do this would be a great site!
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I guess I will keep doing what I want to, when I want to, how I want to, and keep using my Beretta to enforce my decisions.
You forgot to mention you cannot walk upon the ice unless it is 2 feet thick and are accompanied by a "ICE THICKNESS EXPERT"
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Best to vent on the site, than on some stupid sole that breaks the basic tennets of Man Laws.
By venting on this site, the gomers get educated by reading how wrong they're past actions are, and then they have a chance to correct themselves.
I have learned a lot here from those venting, some I have agreed with, some not.
Great to have a place for healthy dialogue and debate.
Face to face I would waste too much prime fishing minutes to bother!
Kudos to IS
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I apologize in advance for drinking the last beer out of the case we brought ;D
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If you don't have a license with you, isn't it poaching? I keep mine in my tacklebox, so I never forget it.
Anyone taking a squat and dump on the ice should be beaten. Ever try to dig that out of your boot tread? Not something you want to track on the floor of the shanty either.
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Anyone taking a squat and dump on the ice should be beaten. Ever try to dig that out of your boot tread? Not something you want to track on the floor of the shanty either.
You mean you're admitting you stepped in it! LMAOROF :clap: :thumbsup:
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You mean you're admitting you stepped in it! LMAOROF :clap: :thumbsup:
There are three things a guy never admits to, and thats number two! Get it? (#2) :D ;D :cookoo: :whistle:
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No that has to be some funny S@#t.....
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>its no longer okay to pee on the ice
>we should be taken out back and beaten for forgetting our fishing licenses
>we cannot fish within gun range of another shanty
>you must adhere to the international set distance standard for tipup spread spacing
>we cannot use power augers on anything less than one fathom of ice
>and appearently we cannot go ice fishing unless we are completely insane
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
First and foremost i am not attacking anybody in particular just poking fun at the topics in general. But this is seriously getting out of hand. there is number of people who need to relax, replace the keyboard with a jigging rod and unwind for a spell.
Wait a second don't all these things happen with a jigging rod in hand ;D Maybe I should move my post to the grumpy old men section...who knows...Thanks John_BZ for putting the humor into it. Its a good way to keep it all light. :clap: :thumbsup: :whistle:
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Anyone taking a squat and dump on the ice should be beaten. Ever try to dig that out of your boot tread? Not something you want to track on the floor of the shanty either.
Guilty...of both stepping in it and leaving it to be stepped in. Also peed on my own shanty, so somehow, the wind nulified me peeing on the ice.
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Guilty...of both stepping in it and leaving it to be stepped in. Also peed on my own shanty, so somehow, the wind nulified me peeing on the ice.
Okay now, thats number three! Lets hope we don't admit to #1! :D
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Okay now, thats number three! Lets hope we don't admit to #1! :D
What can I say...the little reflector squares make great targets...
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What can I say...the little reflector squares make great targets...
You get one free pass. ;) :D ;D
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one more rule to add....
>we cannot post comments that could posibly in any way be taken as offensive, controversial, or just plain stupid to anybody (other than peta) on any day that ends in 'Y'
::) :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :woot:
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What can I say...the little reflector squares make great targets...
I thought we were supposed to be writing our name , so someone else can see who was the culprit the peed on the ice ???
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At least on IS we have 1st amendment rights unlike other forums where they are locked. :woot: :callcops: :whistle:
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if it wasn't for all the *%&^$ #&&*^% $@# &!!! 's out there who don't see things the way i do this would be a great site!
My wife says "When you're dealing with Des, you have two choices; you can agree with him OR you can be wrong" :flex:
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I thought we were supposed to be writing our name , so someone else can see who was the culprit the peed on the ice ???
Just in case your wife sees your name written in the snow, make sure it looks like YOUR handwriting :unsure:
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Just for fun try it left handed!
Sorry Buddy it takes 2 hands
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Sorry Buddy it takes 2 hands
And the snow is too cold to drag it through ;D
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And the snow is too cold to drag it through ;)
and deep too
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and deep too
SOMETHING'S gettin' deep;
be careful not to step in it ! ! !
According to several posts here, it can be hard to extract from the soles of your boots
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Just make sure they're both yours ;)
Why do you think the little lady goes fishing with me. Doc says not to lift more than 10 pounds
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OK...this has spurred me into admitting a little accident last weekend:
Was sitting on the bucket, eating jerky all day. Thought I had to fart...wrong! Sharted ion my pantalones. Not huge but enough to have to remove them, which I did. I went out to check tip ups and I guess my dog didn't like them in the hut because when I got in, they were gone down the hole....they show up like a freaking musky on the vexilar. So I moved about an hour later. Some kid fishing with his dad later that evening caught them...I walked by and dear old dad had the needlenose working on getting a jig out of them. I couldn't even look at the guy walking past. Thank god I had on coveralls...pretty easy to name me as a "person of interest" in this crime considering I only had on one sock at this point.
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OK...this has spurred me into admitting a little accident last weekend:
Was sitting on the bucket, eating jerky all day. Thought I had to fart...wrong! Sharted ion my pantalones. Not huge but enough to have to remove them, which I did. I went out to check tip ups and I guess my dog didn't like them in the hut because when I got in, they were gone down the hole....they show up like a freaking musky on the vexilar. So I moved about an hour later. Some kid fishing with his dad later that evening caught them...I walked by and dear old dad had the needlenose working on getting a jig out of them. I couldn't even look at the guy walking past. Thank god I had on coveralls...pretty easy to name me as a "person of interest" in this crime considering I only had on one sock at this point.
Now that's a story worthy of it's own post. Do I need to do it or are you capable?
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There is some shame on my behalf but you move it where you feel it brings the most joy to people. I can give you this piece of advice:
Just because your bucket makes a fart super loud doesn't mean you have to continue to push your luck. Talk about gambled and lost. And of course I only told one person...but it was the wrong person to tell. My shanty now includes my name, address, and the caption "Makin' Brownies" that was recently added. Not cool...but funny as he11.
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OK...this has spurred me into admitting a little accident last weekend:
Was sitting on the bucket, eating jerky all day. Thought I had to fart...wrong! Sharted ion my pantalones. Not huge but enough to have to remove them, which I did. I went out to check tip ups and I guess my dog didn't like them in the hut because when I got in, they were gone down the hole....they show up like a freaking musky on the vexilar. So I moved about an hour later. Some kid fishing with his dad later that evening caught them...I walked by and dear old dad had the needlenose working on getting a jig out of them. I couldn't even look at the guy walking past. Thank god I had on coveralls...pretty easy to name me as a "person of interest" in this crime considering I only had on one sock at this point.
Brave man to admit that on here. The thought police will come a knockin before you know it...
It might sound a little like this---
"You know, it's a fineable offense to gamble on a fart, lose that gamble and have your dog cover up evidence by way of putting it in the hole. Was your dog leashed? YOU SIR ARE AN UNETHICAL FISHERMAN!!!! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go harrangue the kid to make sure he's practicing catch and release with your underwear..."
What kills me is if anyone stops for one minute and thinks about all the "rules" to which we must conform, maybe then they would see that we don't need more "rules"--seems to be enough of it around here sometimes.
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"You know, it's a fineable offense to gamble on a fart, lose that gamble and have your dog cover up evidence by way of putting it in the hole. Was your dog leashed? YOU SIR ARE AN UNETHICAL FISHERMAN!!!! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go harrangue the kid to make sure he's practicing catch and release with your underwear..."
You know what...I consider myself fairly amusing if not at my own expense. But this was 3 of the funniest lines I've read in a long time. :D
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Luckily, your fishing licence was not in the pants pocket. You could have been fined for pollution, littering, non-possession of a fishing licence.
Great story. I know it took a lot of courage to tell it.
I would have asked for the pants back.
Yesterday, I was icefishing and when it was time to leave....it was "REALLY" time to leave. I clenched tight, walked stiff legged to the van, drove home, ripped off my coat and snow pants and raced to the bathroom. Got there just in time. Luckily, I live only about 3 miles from the fishing site.
During the summer, you can always hide somewhere but on the ice with dozens of other fishermen scattered all over, "the big job" is impossible.
More women would go fishing and icefishing if they could pee as easily as men.
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More women would go fishing and icefishing if they could pee as easily as men.
Hey don't give them any ideas! Peeing out ice fishing got me a new shanty. :D My wife told me she wouldn't go back if I didn't get a shanty so she would have a place to pee. Didn't take me long to get one ordered and delivered! Love it when I'm forced to purchase ice fishing equipment. ;D Now if she'd just have pity on me cutting holes. Hmmmm how can I wrangle a new power auger? ???
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NEVER....NEVER....NEVE R! TRUST A FART! :o I work in construction....when a "major industrial accident" of this nature happens....I bring the razor blade to the porto-john....sometimes I can save a pair of panties...but usually they are complete loss....I just end up cutting them off. :-\
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Construction workers wear "PANTIES !!!???"
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Hmmmm how can I wrangle a new power auger? ???
Fake an injury in your non-dominant arm, put on a sling, bring her and every tipup you own (max it right out), make her drill. Tell her something like "I can fish honey, but I can't drill." Should work like a charm. You'll have that power auger by the time you've "healed" >:D
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Aaaawwwwww peeeeeeeeeeeee on it!
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Hey P-ing on the ice is not all bad. If you walked up to a hole that had a big yellow stain next to it would it detour you away to fish somewhere else. Its kind of like markin your territory.... :-\ :D
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This whole thread should be changed to "Shanties and Panties - The Walk of Shame"
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I think that more people agreed with me but do not want to get involved with the sure to follow rebuttal frenzy,
Rebuttal Frenzy ? Didn't you mean to say "the proverbial PI$$ING Contest" >:D?
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I think with the mass quantities of beer being consumed in a given day that there is no who can tell me where I urinate. I am man the world is my urinal.
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Mooter you are a urinary ecoterrorist! Your pee is upsetting the delicate balnce of nature, and is in fact responsible for global warming. Peeing on the land is much better for the environment than peeing on the ice. Until you can learn to hold it, we are most likely doomed to extinction!
PS Here's a quick recipe for shaved ice. 1. Find a yellow spot. 2. Fire up the auger. 3. Drill the yellow spot and collect the shavings. There you are, homemade shaved ice, enjoy!!
Is the shaved yellow ice a Montana thing?
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It must be. The only reason I pee on the ice is because MT needs the extra water. Sorry jigmaster but it's getting awful dry up there.
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Mooter thank you for your contribution to preserving Montana's fine natural resources. We do need extra water because we use alot due to the fact that we have to flush our toilets twice, it's a long way to Wyoming! :)
You of all people should know which way the river flows.
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That's why you flush twice, to fight the current ;)
I'm definitely fishing with you this year. I can already tell it's going to be a full on B.S. session.
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Well if you guys would pee on the trees instead of on the ice, the trees wil be soaking wet and MT and WY wouldn't have as many wildfires , since wet wood doesn't burn LOL
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Well if you guys would pee on the trees instead of on the ice, the trees wil be soaking wet and MT and WY wouldn't have as many wildfires , since wet wood doesn't burn LOL
We need a few trees burned out of here. It's starting to look like the Amazon. By the way your suppose to hug trees in Montana not pee on them.
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I wish everyone in Montana would pee on the ice while fishing on FT Peck. We need something to send on down to Missouri as our reservoirs are about dry. It appears that the Corps of Engineers would be better controlling sewage anyway.
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I will fish w/ you. But...if you hook one of those big finless browns (corn fed) while it's migrating dowstream, you are on your own!
Are those the ones that always have a trail of peanuts behind them?
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MMMMM . . . lemon icees :o :sick:
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Thanks again for admitting that p-ing on the ice is in fact wrong
How's this for pre-emptive "rebuttal frenzy?"
EVRYONE STAND BACK, ICEROVER IS IN CHARGE HERE. (Yeah, Like Al Haig)
Best thing about being a man? The world is my urinal.
Lighten up and enjoy your fishing. Mind your own business. You are NOT the purveyor of right and wrong.
How's that for picking a side?
I am going fishing tomorrow and now feel compelled to pee on the ice ( I usually make an effort to hold it, but knowing that it will irritate the sanctimonius, I can't resist.). It will be in the shape of the anarchy symbol
Regards,
The Male Urination Liberation Front
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Vermonner - your organization is one step away from MILF. I'll leave it at that :)
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Best thing about being a man?
...is being a man.
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How's this for pre-emptive "rebuttal frenzy?"
EVRYONE STAND BACK, ICEROVER IS IN CHARGE HERE. (Yeah, Like Al Haig)
Best thing about being a man? The world is my urinal.
Lighten up and enjoy your fishing. Mind your own business. You are NOT the purveyor of right and wrong.
How's that for picking a side?
I am going fishing tomorrow and now feel compelled to pee on the ice ( I usually make an effort to hold it, but knowing that it will irritate the sanctimonius, I can't resist.). It will be in the shape of the anarchy symbol
Regards,
The Male Urination Liberation Front
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I was thinking of this post while making a big yellow spot on the ice the other day. Guess we know which side im on ;)
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Walltrout, you reading this? ;) TP is 5 bucks a square on the ice!
Hmm. I guess I owe $2.50 you then.
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http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/11964/
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Is the shaved yellow ice a Montana thing?
Mmmmm... tasty!
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http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/11964/
Mooter this is funny great fun to send to people.
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Mooter this is funny great fun to send to people.
Too bad my shanty isen't in the picture
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I wonder if they have one for #2 now that would be something to see..........
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You don't get 1/2 price for returning it when your done.
What ? no refund on your deposit ?
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You set a goal for me this weekend, I'm gonna break them all, WATCHOUT!!
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You don't get 1/2 price for returning it when your done.
I wasn't returning it. I only used 1/2 a square.
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You mean 1/2 of a square foot right?
Half a square and half a HAND! Yuck! :P
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It's a good thing brought my waders today
IT'S GETTING DEEP
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It's a good thing brought my waders today
IT'S GETTING DEEP
Probably could use rubber gloves instead of waders. ;)
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Probably could use rubber gloves instead of waders. ;)
Not if were dealing with jigmasters dirty deed
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finger painting??? ;D
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Just like I'm freakin' Picasso :P
You still have both your ears right?????
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You still have both your ears right?????
Uhhh . . . not trying to be some kind of Art Snob or anything . . . BUT . . . Wasn't that Vincent Van Gough ???
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Uhhh . . . not trying to be some kind of Art Snob or anything . . . BUT . . . Wasn't that Vincent Van Gough ???
Sure was. I was making a referance to Artist in general.
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The artist formerly known as mooter.
Did you ever hear the story how I got that name???
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No sir, I have not.......Let's have it.....
That story goes really good with a 12 pack