Author Topic: Your Favorite Fishing Quotes/Sayings (Read 50422 times)

Ice Scratcher · « **Reply #180 on:** Feb 14, 2015, 01:28 AM »

Work like a captain....

Play like a pirate!

Arrrr!

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adk_fisherman04 · « **Reply #181 on:** Feb 24, 2015, 01:15 PM »

When the fish aren't biting and my dad is out of beer - "We're looking up a dead dog's ass today son"

choo choo · « **Reply #182 on:** Mar 02, 2015, 12:49 PM »

Here's a good reason to fish more often:
God does not take away from our allotted time on earth, the hours we spend fishing.

"This ones got shoulders!"

On a slow day trolling when someone asks on the radio "how ya doing today?" ANSWER :" Just Washing Lures".

A friend used to say after hooking up "This fish is F***ed !"

" It Spit the Hook" after losing a fish....or this one "It just came un-buttoned"

MY musky fishin husband and wife team that I troll with....after hours and hours of no action, Anne would say "We're not doing anything wrong"...then husband Bruce would reply, " We're not doing anything right either"

PJB1967 · « **Reply #183 on:** Mar 02, 2015, 07:41 PM »

Jesus said Go Fishing
He said nothing about mowing the lawn,cleaning the garage, fixing the sink,etc.

beershanty · « **Reply #184 on:** Mar 02, 2015, 09:15 PM »

When nature calls on the ice, "How do ya get 2"s past 5"s of clothes?!"

iceintioga · « **Reply #185 on:** Mar 03, 2015, 05:42 AM »

Don't know if any of these have been posted here...didn't have time to read them all...
But these are some of my favorites:

Some go to church and think about fishing,
others go fishing and think about God. (Tony Blake)

Good things come to those who bait.

fishing trips consist of men acting like boys
and boys behaving like the small animals we've always assumed they were.
Pat McManus

"I think I fish, in part, because it's an anti-social,
bohemian business that, when gone about properly, puts you forever
outside the mainstream culture without actually landing you in an institution." John Gierach

"If our father had his say, nobody who did not know how to catch a fish would be
allowed to disgrace a fish by catching him." Norman Maclean

"Only when the last tree has been felled, the last river poisoned and the last fish caught,
man will know, that he cannot eat money." Cree Indian saying

"The angel cried with a loud voice, saying, Hurt not the earth,
neither the sea, nor the trees." Revelation 7:3

tight lines

ford

dangle · « **Reply #186 on:** Mar 03, 2015, 06:44 AM »

Strippnthedream · « **Reply #187 on:** Mar 03, 2015, 07:45 AM »

Rippn lips n splitting hips.
Got a buddy who says that before every trip we take.

Ice Scratcher · « **Reply #188 on:** Mar 03, 2015, 11:32 AM »

Late fall when winter is approaching....

When folks are whining about the weather...

I love to smile and say.. "I just looked at the long term forecast, it only going to get better for the next 4 months, as a matter of fact, I need to get my boat ready.....

Its time to winterize my boat!!

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ThisGuy · « **Reply #189 on:** Mar 03, 2015, 02:32 PM »

There ain't been a fish caught here since Moby Dick was a minnow

jtsteel · « **Reply #190 on:** Mar 03, 2015, 04:39 PM »

At least I caught a buzz........

mr tip up · « **Reply #191 on:** Mar 03, 2015, 05:54 PM »

Quote from: busler15 on Dec 30, 2006, 10:24 PM

I was going through and older NAFC magazine and saw a quote that someone had said, and I really enjoy the quote.

It read:
"If everyone in the world were a fishermen, there would be no time for war."

I found this to be pretty cool.

Just wondering what some of your favoites were.

it should say no time for work lol

capt.crappie · « **Reply #192 on:** Mar 03, 2015, 06:41 PM »

Fishy, fishy under the wata. Bite my hook. I think ya oughta . When they are not biting. Look on the bright side. We dont have to clean fish !!

Seamonkey84 · « **Reply #193 on:** Mar 03, 2015, 07:29 PM »

Quote from: Ice Scratcher on Mar 03, 2015, 11:32 AM

Its time to winterize my boat!!

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Sorry for the ignorance, but please explain...

rivereddy · « **Reply #194 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 08:36 AM »

From Grumpy Old Men, "The Green Hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about Gunderson."

Loved that movie

rivereddy

Ice Scratcher · « **Reply #195 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 10:08 AM »

Quote from: Seamonkey84 on Mar 03, 2015, 07:29 PM

Sorry for the ignorance, but please explain...

Its time to winterize the boat! = Put my ice scratcher motor on the boat...

Usually winterizing a boat is pulling plugs and draining for winter storage...

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captain54 · « **Reply #196 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 03:23 PM »

I once ice fished with a guy that would say,You could catch fish in a desert I would replied,John there's no fish in the desert,his reply SANDPIKE.

IM-POUNDING- R -U · « **Reply #197 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 03:27 PM »

To Quote Steven Wright

There is a fine line between Fishing and standing on the[ICE] and looking like a A--hole!!!!!!!

choo choo · « **Reply #198 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 04:03 PM »

Fishing is not a matter of life and death,...IT'S MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT !

Rugburn · « **Reply #199 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 04:15 PM »

We must be in the honey hole of the no fish zone.

If you don't get drunk in the morning, you can't be drunk all day.

choo choo · « **Reply #200 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 04:35 PM »

There must be a banana on the boat .

They were jumpin' in the boat!

One more cast.

five more minutes, then we're outa here.

"Pretty Fish"

"NICE FISH"

Rugburn · « **Reply #201 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 04:40 PM »

Hey choo choo, I think I owe you a Clark Bar. Was it you that solved the riddle?

choo choo · « **Reply #202 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 05:40 PM »

Quote from: Rugburn on Mar 04, 2015, 04:40 PM

Hey choo choo, I think I owe you a Clark Bar. Was it you that solved the riddle?

from last year on Oneida thread?

Tunapursuit · « **Reply #203 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 06:02 PM »

"What a Pig!!"
"What a Toad"

choo choo · « **Reply #204 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 06:27 PM »

"Look at this Puppy"!! (lindner)

They were stacked up like cordwood

Ice Scratcher · « **Reply #205 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 06:34 PM »

Of all the stuff I have to walk back to shore with, it's the skunk that weighs the most...

Just thought of that as I'm about to tear down camp, 1.54 miles off shore on lake Erie...

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choo choo · « **Reply #206 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 06:43 PM »

Quote from: Ice Scratcher on Mar 04, 2015, 06:34 PM

Of all the stuff I have to walk back to shore with, it's the skunk that weighs the most...

Just thought of that as I'm about to tear down camp, 1.54 miles off shore on lake Erie...

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Careful coming in ice scratcher....Good one about the skunk...hope you slam the( skunk) pee out of 'em next time!

Stand By · « **Reply #207 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 08:27 PM »

I was always meaning to route out a signboard to post by the creek at my cabin.
fishing -$2
catching -$3

Strippnthedream · « **Reply #208 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 10:20 PM »

Super-ice-bird · « **Reply #209 on:** Mar 04, 2015, 10:26 PM »

Where di I get that shirt?!

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Author Topic: Your Favorite Fishing Quotes/Sayings (Read 50422 times)