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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #60 on: Nov 12, 2017, 02:52 PM »
Bacon makes everything better. I say sure and while you're at it make it Nueske's. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #61 on: Nov 12, 2017, 04:59 PM »
How long should it take to read all 4 pages ?  And do I get to subtract the time lost laughing ?  Ok...Ok I know that's two questions  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #62 on: Nov 12, 2017, 05:09 PM »
How long should it take to read all 4 pages ?  And do I get to subtract the time lost laughing ?  Ok...Ok I know that's two questions  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Thanks for calling Ice Fishing Hotline Bud and thank you for your questions. First, that will directly depend on how well you read. Next, time spent laughing is added on to your life, not subtracted. At that rate I'll live forever! Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #63 on: Nov 12, 2017, 05:12 PM »
My feet sweat a lot and I understand using anti-perspirant will keep them warmer, my biggest concern is staining my new Morino wool socks. Will Right Guard work, or do you suggest using something a little less aggressive like Secret?

Ah. Missed this one. Good question eddie. I've use unscented Sure aerosol (for years). Never had a staining issue but I use polypro sock liners. BTW, that's no secret.... ;)2 Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #64 on: Nov 12, 2017, 05:34 PM »
Does pickled bologna, cheese, and crackers make the best dinner on the ice?  It all goes good with beer.  Why do I ask?
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #65 on: Nov 12, 2017, 05:48 PM »
WHY DOES NO ONE MAKE A ONE MAN FLIP OVER WITH ENOUGH HEAD ROOM FOR A LARGE 6'2' MAN TO FISH COMFORTABLY WITHOUT JAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE ROOF ?  YOU CAN BUY XXX ICE SUITS--WHY NOT A XXX FLIPOVER ?  I REALIZE I'VE ASKED 2 QUESTIONS AND FOR THIS I APPOLOGIZE.

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #66 on: Nov 12, 2017, 05:53 PM »
Why isn't anyone coming out with really cool new gear or stuff a guy wants?

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #67 on: Nov 12, 2017, 05:55 PM »
Does pickled bologna, cheese, and crackers make the best dinner on the ice?  It all goes good with beer.  Why do I ask?

No, for me it's bratwurst, homemade baked beans and some kind of chips. Beer is good. Why do you ask? I have no idea. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #68 on: Nov 12, 2017, 05:57 PM »
WHY DOES NO ONE MAKE A ONE MAN FLIP OVER WITH ENOUGH HEAD ROOM FOR A LARGE 6'2' MAN TO FISH COMFORTABLY WITHOUT JAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE ROOF ?  YOU CAN BUY XXX ICE SUITS--WHY NOT A XXX FLIPOVER ?  I REALIZE I'VE ASKED 2 QUESTIONS AND FOR THIS I APPOLOGIZE.

Because you're not supposed to stand up and jig. Sit on your bucket, shut up and fish. Really the same question so..... Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #69 on: Nov 12, 2017, 05:59 PM »
Why isn't anyone coming out with really cool new gear or stuff a guy wants?

It's probably out there if you really look. You want "not made in China?". Keep looking. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #70 on: Nov 12, 2017, 06:01 PM »
All of the good stuff has already been invented.

Disagree. There's still better mousetraps. You want a job? We pay minimum wage, no tips and no benefits. Next non-question...  >:D
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #71 on: Nov 12, 2017, 06:10 PM »
***Intermission***

Just quick note to everyone ducking in and participating (or not). You guys are hilarious! Bud asked if time spent laughing was subtracted from your life. Geez, I hope not because just re-reading this makes me laugh (even more than when I wrote it). This was completely unintended but as long as you can shoot I'll shoot back!

Thanks everyone! Viva Ice Shanty!  :thumbsup: :bow: :thumbsup:

Next question!  @)

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #72 on: Nov 12, 2017, 06:22 PM »
10 shiners in a tank

2 drown

3 swim away

4 die

How many are left??

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #73 on: Nov 12, 2017, 06:54 PM »
None. There's a pike on the left. They're all on the right. Next question.

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #74 on: Nov 12, 2017, 07:02 PM »
Why would a blonde walk into a bar?

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #75 on: Nov 12, 2017, 07:18 PM »
Why would a blonde walk into a bar?

Because she forgot to duck. Next question...
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #76 on: Nov 12, 2017, 07:43 PM »
Fishing on the ice was great today.
Should I pack extra bait and an extra moose burger for you to join me tomorrow here in AK?
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #77 on: Nov 12, 2017, 07:57 PM »
my wife says if i go ice fishing one more time she is gonna leave me.  my question is should i take brats or polish sausage next time on the ice? 

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #78 on: Nov 12, 2017, 07:58 PM »
Fishing on the ice was great today.
Should I pack extra bait and an extra moose burger for you to join me tomorrow here in AK?

I'd like to say yes but all the flights into Anchorage are booked for tomorrow, so the answer will have to be no.

Thanks for the offer. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #79 on: Nov 12, 2017, 08:00 PM »
my wife says if i go ice fishing one more time she is gonna leave me.  my question is should i take brats or polish sausage next time on the ice?

Considering the circumstances I don't believe it matters. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #80 on: Nov 12, 2017, 08:12 PM »
Is headcheese made from head or cheese?

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #81 on: Nov 12, 2017, 08:16 PM »
Why do so many reply "IN" on a post that just tells you about the giveaways for the season? Not an actual giveaway.


Great post by the way, I've lengthened my life drastically tonight
         

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #82 on: Nov 12, 2017, 08:59 PM »
Is headcheese made from head or cheese?

Head is the first part for a reason. Next question.

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #83 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:01 PM »
Why do so many reply "IN" on a post that just tells you about the giveaways for the season? Not an actual giveaway.


Great post by the way, I've lengthened my life drastically tonight

For the same reason they come here and ask inane questions.  ;)2 Next question...
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #84 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:11 PM »
What should I do if I'm about to be spooled by a fish.

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #85 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:16 PM »
What should I do if I'm about to be spooled by a fish.

Grab a second rig, hook it to the first one and let it go down the hole. Good luck with the beast. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #86 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:24 PM »
 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :clap: :clap:
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #87 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:26 PM »
If it was last year, will it be this year?

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #88 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:28 PM »
If it was last year, will it be this year?

Last year is history. This year is a whole new ball game. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #89 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:55 PM »
What do you do when you step in a ice hole and you cant get your boot back out?

 



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