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Offline waterfowl_warrior09

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #30 on: Nov 11, 2017, 04:20 PM »
Proper technique for perch milking?
I hear it makes cleaning them easier........lol

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #31 on: Nov 11, 2017, 04:41 PM »
Proper technique for perch milking?

Head against their side to keep 'em calm. Then alternate pulling. Be gentle... Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #32 on: Nov 11, 2017, 04:44 PM »
Those few times, in my haste somehow forget the kitchen sink, could you recommend a back-up?
      

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #33 on: Nov 11, 2017, 05:41 PM »
Are the fish biting? Just seeing if it pays to go out or not.

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #34 on: Nov 11, 2017, 06:20 PM »
Those few times, in my haste somehow forget the kitchen sink, could you recommend a back-up?

Bathroom sink. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #35 on: Nov 11, 2017, 06:22 PM »
Are the fish biting? Just seeing if it pays to go out or not.

Of course they are. (Forgot to ask where Sparky....  ;) ) Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #36 on: Nov 11, 2017, 06:38 PM »
Thought I'd better do this before it's too late...

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #37 on: Nov 11, 2017, 07:47 PM »
How do you keep fish from smelling???

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« Reply #38 on: Nov 11, 2017, 07:58 PM »
How do you keep fish from smelling???

Pinch their noses. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #39 on: Nov 11, 2017, 08:00 PM »
Dammitt! thought I was gonna stump the hot line!!!
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #40 on: Nov 11, 2017, 08:14 PM »
Not a directly related fishing question but it does relate to water pollution.  What does one do to dispose of old worn out wool socks? Tell me obe won konobie
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« Reply #41 on: Nov 11, 2017, 08:21 PM »
Soak 'em in deer pee and use 'em for drag rags during deer season. Next question.
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Offline Sandcountrylivin

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #42 on: Nov 11, 2017, 08:26 PM »
Hello hi...(haha)..Is your refrigerator running?

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #43 on: Nov 11, 2017, 11:18 PM »
Hello hi...(haha)..Is your refrigerator running?

No. It's just standing in the kitchen. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #44 on: Nov 12, 2017, 01:02 AM »
I dropped my spud through the ice. How do I get it back?

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #45 on: Nov 12, 2017, 01:23 AM »
No. It's just standing in the kitchen. Next question.

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #46 on: Nov 12, 2017, 05:46 AM »
I dropped my spud through the ice. How do I get it back?

Magnet on a long rope. Good luck! Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #47 on: Nov 12, 2017, 05:48 AM »
Will you define the brown odious substance oozing beneath the door?    :sick:

Allowing as I had a fridge go belly up last week, in that case it was mixed vegetables. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #48 on: Nov 12, 2017, 08:40 AM »
Is Mike McCarthy the most gutless play caller in the NFL?

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #49 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:04 AM »
I stubbed my toe on a chunk of ice that was frozen next to my hole. What should I do??

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #50 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:09 AM »
You stubbed your toe on ice, you should defiantly should call the toe truck!!!

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #51 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:19 AM »
Is Mike McCarthy the most gutless play caller in the NFL?

Not just yet. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #52 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:20 AM »
I stubbed my toe on a chunk of ice that was frozen next to my hole. What should I do??

Next time wear boots. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #53 on: Nov 12, 2017, 09:55 AM »
I'll be visiting my son in Ft. Lauderdale in February. I have searched the Florida Fish & Game website and cannot find how many tip ups they allow. Do not want to bring anymore on the plane than is necessary.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #54 on: Nov 12, 2017, 12:04 PM »
After a night of drinking, I woke to find a Swedish pimple on my tickle stick.  Not sure how it got there, what should I do?
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #55 on: Nov 12, 2017, 12:23 PM »
I don't catch many fish through the ice. Does this affect when I should take Social Security?

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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #56 on: Nov 12, 2017, 12:27 PM »
I'll be visiting my son in Ft. Lauderdale in February. I have searched the Florida Fish & Game website and cannot find how many tip ups they allow. Do not want to bring anymore on the plane than is necessary.

So what's the question? Next question...
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #57 on: Nov 12, 2017, 12:30 PM »
After a night of drinking, I woke to find a Swedish pimple on my tickle stick.  Not sure how it got there, what should I do?

Go immediately to LBDN and drop that Swedish Pimple in 17 FOW, have two more drinks of what ever you had last night and call me in the morning. Next question...
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #58 on: Nov 12, 2017, 12:32 PM »
I don't catch many fish through the ice. Does this affect when I should take Social Security?

Yes. If you can't catch fish through the ice there's not much hope for you. Better retire now before it's too late. Next question.
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Re: What's your question???
« Reply #59 on: Nov 12, 2017, 12:58 PM »
Should bacon bits be included when you purchase a spud bar?
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