Addicted............ of course. Sing this to your professor......
Low speed tectonic plate ecstatic, Wegener’s theory is fanatic..
Continental plates are shifting, oceanic plates subducting.
Suddenly it’s magma oozing, continental plates are loosing.
Ridge push boundaries moving faster, looks like it could be disaster.
Slab pull subduction plates a bustin’, crust is thin and starts distructin’.
Sea floor spreading, mountains growing, pushing shoving. Where they goin’?
Hot and cold convection currents, people running, dogs a barkin’,
School gets cancelled, no more subbing. Stay to your right there’ll be no shoving.
All the plates are under pressure. Earthquake time, it’s now or never.
Plate tectonics, rocks a cycling, sediments are lithifying.
No more donuts they’re all gone now, all my stuff is underground, Wow!
Everything is all compressed, who will help clean up this mess?
I’m really sad I lost my wife, no recess for the rest of life.
It’s time to go I’m feeling viscous, smashing plates are always vicious.
Always hitting, never stopping. Where’s my wife, Is she out shopping?
Science stuff is not so funny, I think she’s spending all my money!
Now the song is almost over, all the plates are turning over,
Life on Earth is not to be, this song has made me sciency.
S. C. I. E. N .C .Y.
Maybe you'll get that A..... Right, when hell freezes over. We'll be ice fishing there too. And we'll be in good company.
