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Offline esox_xtm

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I know a secret...
« on: Nov 04, 2019, 08:17 AM »
Wait for it!  ;)2
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #1 on: Nov 04, 2019, 08:33 AM »
I think everyone has at least one deep Dark Secret.
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #2 on: Nov 04, 2019, 08:39 AM »
Quote from: lefty2053 on Nov 04, 2019, 08:33 AM
I think everyone has at least one deep Dark Secret.

Ah, it's better than that lefty! The old man used to say that beginning whenever he started buying Christmas gifts. "I know a secret", he'd say. And we'd go, "What"? And he'd reply, "If I told you it would be a secret anymore. You'll have to wait".  ;D Yeah... :whistle:
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #3 on: Nov 04, 2019, 08:51 AM »
I bet I know what it is.  :woot:

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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #4 on: Nov 04, 2019, 08:54 AM »
You building up all this excitement just to finally come out of the closet? Or just building up the courage?
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #5 on: Nov 04, 2019, 08:55 AM »
Quote from: esox_xtm on Nov 04, 2019, 08:17 AM
Wait for it!  ;)2
   How do you keep an ice hole in suspense?
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #6 on: Nov 04, 2019, 08:59 AM »
Quote from: Longshoremen on Nov 04, 2019, 08:55 AM
   How do you keep an ice hole in suspense?

Gotcha!  :roflmao:
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Offline stinkyfingers

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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #7 on: Nov 04, 2019, 09:14 AM »

Some men are very comfortable in blurring gender roles through cross dressing and society is becoming more tolerant of you weirdos. You may find that a panty house base layer

will not only add warmth but may make slipping your bibs on and off easier. Your courage is remarkable.
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #8 on: Nov 04, 2019, 09:18 AM »
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #9 on: Nov 04, 2019, 09:25 AM »
Is it Victoria's?
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #10 on: Nov 04, 2019, 09:28 AM »
Quote from: stinkyfingers on Nov 04, 2019, 09:14 AM
Some men are very comfortable in blurring gender roles through cross dressing and society is becoming more tolerant of you weirdos. You may find that a panty house base layer

will not only add warmth but may make slipping your bibs on and off easier. Your courage is remarkable.

Back in the day when we'd head for the car those that weren't driving always scrambled to sit "shotgun". I never bought into that. In fact my line was: "I'm not that insecure in my manhood that I have to sit in front". Besides I always liked ridin' around like a "Godfather". It's all in what you make of it.

As far as the cross dressing thing. Had a buddy at work with a goofy wife. They divorced, she remarried and was a constant pest to stay connected to us. I never liked her and my wife was was just tolerant because Scott had been my friend. Anyway, after a couple years of marriage Vicki comes home and catches her better half lounging about in women's underthings. At first she thought it was a joke but it turned out to be the real deal. I got so bad he was dressed like that around the house all the time, even when she had company over. Also wore stuff under his "regular" clothes to work. I thought it was hilarious  :roflmao:

As for the pantyhose thing, I only wear them if I'm pulling a bank job.  :P
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #11 on: Nov 04, 2019, 09:41 AM »
So, as long as you seem to be OK with it,



Does this make my butt look fat?
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #12 on: Nov 04, 2019, 09:57 AM »
Just like I told my ex wife, "No, it's your fat that makes you look fat!"
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Quote- fishslap: I use a variety:  whistlin' bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser

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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #13 on: Nov 04, 2019, 09:59 AM »
Stinky seems to have an above average knowledge about panty hose.......not that there is anything wrong with that!
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #14 on: Nov 04, 2019, 09:59 AM »
Quote from: esox_xtm on Nov 04, 2019, 09:41 AM
So, as long as you seem to be OK with it,



Does this make my butt look fat?

Nope. Your butt makes your butt look fat, but nice try.🙄
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #15 on: Nov 04, 2019, 10:01 AM »
Well, the toreador jacket is a bold statement but a pair of Spanx would not be amiss. A caftan or a mumu look would not only be comfortable but might help de-emphasize the

overall voluptuousness. Just a thought. Wigs and makeup?
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #16 on: Nov 04, 2019, 10:19 AM »
COME ON ICE!!!!! ::)
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #17 on: Nov 04, 2019, 10:42 AM »
Quote from: stinkyfingers on Nov 04, 2019, 10:01 AM
Well, the toreador jacket is a bold statement but a pair of Spanx would not be amiss. A caftan or a mumu look would not only be comfortable but might help de-emphasize the overall voluptuousness.

Just a thought. Wigs and makeup?

Thanks for the fashion critique stinky. I'll bet your wife looooves you!  :clap:

As far as wigs and makeup... Did you miss the part where I said I was secure in my masculinity?  ;)

And yes, I know. I'm a little twisted. Normal but twisted.
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #18 on: Nov 04, 2019, 11:04 AM »
Not so easy to get it right. Personally, I think I look silly in heels.
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #19 on: Nov 04, 2019, 11:43 AM »
Maybe a more fashionable pair of pumps would be more  appropriatte?
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #20 on: Nov 04, 2019, 11:57 AM »
Quote from: stinkyfingers on Nov 04, 2019, 11:04 AM
Not so easy to get it right. Personally, I think I look silly in heels.

Slip some Kahtoolas over those heels and it'll be just right!  :roflmao:
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #21 on: Nov 04, 2019, 12:41 PM »
So what's your secret? If it's better than cross dressing it's bound to be interesting.
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #22 on: Nov 04, 2019, 12:49 PM »
Wonder if its AO/EO related  :o
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #23 on: Nov 04, 2019, 12:57 PM »
Quote from: Philip on Nov 04, 2019, 12:49 PM
Wonder if its AO/EO related  :o
My guess  ;)
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #24 on: Nov 04, 2019, 01:14 PM »
Quote from: stinkyfingers on Nov 04, 2019, 12:41 PM
So what's your secret? If it's better than cross dressing it's bound to be interesting.

I don't know stinky. I'm kinda having fun leavin' you hanging. But since I'm feelin' bad about everyone else...
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #25 on: Nov 04, 2019, 02:01 PM »
DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I had to check twice to make sure I was on the right site.................. ......................   ::)
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #26 on: Nov 04, 2019, 06:30 PM »
Ice fishing has gone millennial. **censored** I never thought people’s cross dressing issues would wind up here. Be normal and hide that stuff weirdos
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #27 on: Nov 04, 2019, 07:06 PM »
I dunno... I don't have any issues  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Besides, stinky started it! Yep, just threw you under the proverbial bus. Beep, beep!
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Re: I know a secret...
« Reply #28 on: Nov 04, 2019, 07:51 PM »
Quote from: esox_xtm on Nov 04, 2019, 07:06 PM
I dunno... I don't have any issues  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Besides, stinky started it! Yep, just threw you under the proverbial bus. Beep, beep!

Eat a booger.
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