I know of a dog that did something more embarrassing than that. A lady I know was sitting on a bucket ice fishing with her husband who was a little ways away with his back to her. Anyway this big stray dog comes out on the ice, comes up behind her and starts humping her. He really had a bear hug hold on her. Her husband said all he could hear was STAN, STAN, STAN, HELP! OH GOD STAN HELP ME! PLEASE DEAR GOD! I guess it took her husband a little longer than it should have to come to her rescue as he was laughing so hard he couldn't hardly walk.