Brodder Salo tried to sharpen a spoon to cut ice holes but after he got done sharpening da spoon, it took him 6 weeks to cut tru tirty inchs of ice so he put da spoon avay.
Later dat mont, he forgot dat da spoon vas sharp and he tried to eat his Lutefiske soup vit it and he sliced his face ant lips like ribbons.
Sometimes Salo isn't too smart ya Knooow.