Author Topic: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''  (Read 2358 times)

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'' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« on: Feb 22, 2005, 10:25 PM »
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK   :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
" JUST TRYIN TO GET HER DONE"

 


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Re: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« Reply #1 on: Feb 22, 2005, 10:37 PM »
Thats pretty funny ;D
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Re: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« Reply #2 on: Feb 22, 2005, 11:18 PM »
ive heard that one before but its still funny ;D
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Re: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« Reply #3 on: Feb 23, 2005, 08:56 AM »
Nice one! ;D Did you get my PM??
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Re: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« Reply #4 on: Feb 23, 2005, 09:11 AM »
That's a good one.  :roflmao: :roflmao: :blink:

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Re: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« Reply #5 on: Feb 23, 2005, 12:23 PM »
Careful UI, my blond  ???, feisty  :%$#!:, fiance :-[, just started hard water fishing and may start reading the shanty!. ;D ;D

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Re: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« Reply #6 on: Feb 23, 2005, 12:25 PM »
Great joke anyway! ;D

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Re: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« Reply #7 on: Feb 23, 2005, 01:46 PM »
Careful UI, my blond  ???, feisty  :%$#!:, fiance :-[, just started hard water fishing and may start reading the shanty!. ;D ;D

 LMAO If she reads it man tell her i said no hard feelings  ;) ;)
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Re: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« Reply #8 on: Feb 23, 2005, 02:11 PM »
Heard and told this one many times       Still a great joke.

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Re: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« Reply #9 on: Feb 24, 2005, 08:10 AM »
thet theres funny :tipup:

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Re: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
« Reply #10 on: Feb 24, 2005, 09:38 AM »
thanks i'll use this tomorrow fishin' ;D

 



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