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Title: '' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''
Post by: UPSTATE ICEMASTER on Feb 22, 2005, 10:25 PM

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK   :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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Post by: AirManCam on Feb 22, 2005, 10:37 PM

Thats pretty funny ;D

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Post by: chrisN on Feb 22, 2005, 11:18 PM

ive heard that one before but its still funny ;D

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Post by: Robb on Feb 23, 2005, 08:56 AM

Nice one! ;D Did you get my PM??
Robb :tipup:

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Post by: camo_fish on Feb 23, 2005, 09:11 AM

That's a good one.  :roflmao: :roflmao: :blink:

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Post by: rayfish on Feb 23, 2005, 12:23 PM

Careful UI, my blond  ???, feisty  :%$#!:, fiance :-[, just started hard water fishing and may start reading the shanty!. ;D ;D

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Post by: rayfish on Feb 23, 2005, 12:25 PM

Great joke anyway! ;D

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Post by: UPSTATE ICEMASTER on Feb 23, 2005, 01:46 PM

Quote from: rayfish on Feb 23, 2005, 12:23 PM

Careful UI, my blond  ???, feisty  :%$#!:, fiance :-[, just started hard water fishing and may start reading the shanty!. ;D ;D

 LMAO If she reads it man tell her i said no hard feelings  ;) ;)

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Post by: Mongo on Feb 23, 2005, 02:11 PM

Heard and told this one many times       Still a great joke.

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Post by: archbishop on Feb 24, 2005, 08:10 AM

thet theres funny :tipup:

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Post by: Basshuntah on Feb 24, 2005, 09:38 AM

thanks i'll use this tomorrow fishin' ;D