Author Topic: Pooping on ice? (Read 7722 times)

Stickhick86 · « **Reply #30 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 08:09 AM »

https://www.amazon.com/Coghlans-Packable-Toilet-Tissue-2-Rolls/dp/B003CKDPRA/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_200_lp_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=S8JPP2T2TCCE6VSAEP3M

Should probably keep this in your kit

Spooled85 · « **Reply #31 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 08:12 AM »

Quote from: Stickhick86 on Jan 05, 2018, 08:09 AM

https://www.amazon.com/Coghlans-Packable-Toilet-Tissue-2-Rolls/dp/B003CKDPRA/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_200_lp_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=S8JPP2T2TCCE6VSAEP3M

Should probably keep this in your kit

Ya probably should but it's hard to think about it when your shopping . Heck I would definitely save me money on socks ect ... And the off look from the wife when I come home .... Now she don't ask she just knows lol

Spoondangler · « **Reply #32 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 08:27 AM »

I dont support this method, but is anyone familiar with the half drilled hole method?

Stickhick86 · « **Reply #33 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 08:28 AM »

Never heard of it

Spooled85 · « **Reply #34 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 08:29 AM »

I can use my imagination and I'm sure if someone was cought by a couple would be a very expensive and embarrassing ticket

bigr · « **Reply #35 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 08:59 AM »

Here's my story, again on Bass lake. Ice fishing with my buddy late at night no one around and I have to go. We are far from shore and very few others fished the spot so I walk several hundred yrds away and do my business. Still it was on the ice. I walk back in the real dark night to find another fisherman had joined us. First thing he asks how's it going and my reply was I just took the best crap of my life and things are much better. When I get alittle closer, you guessed it, a co. Luckily he laughed and no problem.

stasui · « **Reply #36 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 10:01 AM »

Once i had to go down the hole i was in a hut so after i finished i moved. About a hour later someone was walking through breaking out old holes with his foot he hit mine and up jumped a " brown trout ". He had a few nice words coming out of his mouth. Lol. When u gotta go u gotta go.

yellowperch · « **Reply #37 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 11:00 AM »

i hate doing that i always drag my package on the ice

Raquettedacker · « **Reply #38 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 11:06 AM »

That's why I wake up 2 hours earlier so I can go a couple 3 times before I leave the house...
But I have left a few bandanas/handkerchiefs in the woods....

TeacherPreacher · « **Reply #39 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 11:52 AM »

Oh, I'm still laughing at some of these tales! But here's one , Honest to God Truth!!
Many years ago there were a ton of guys from Hobart that use to hit the Slough. They all hung out at the bar in Hobart next to the Post Office and all ice fished. The owner of said bar bought a mini school bus. There was one non drinker so he became the Designated Driver and they would often hit the Slough.
One night, 10-12 of us were sitting in a circle at the Slough catching those nice crappies. We all had Lantern Boxes and had lanterns lit when one guy,(Won't give his name), kept complaining because he had forgotten his snowmobile suit, which was the dress of choice back in the day, and he was cold. Finally another guy told him to quit crying, go to parking lot and get the suit out of his truck. It belonged to his brother, was brand new, put it on and shut up!!!!
So he did! Nice and warm! But then he announced he had to go throw a log. We all told him to shut up and go do it, thinking he would walk to the woods.
No! He just walked far enough away to be out of the light of the lanterns and did his thing. With a slight breeze blowing towards the circle of fishermen, we were all giving him what for as he walked back into the lantern light, one arm in snow suit and the other just getting into the suit, throwing his head forward to get the hood up and - - - WHOP!!!!! The bulk of his action hit him smack dab in the back of his neck and the remaining part came whizzing past on either side of his head into the circle of our fishing holes!!!!! He had dumped right into hood of the suit!!!!!
Needless to say there was a lot of screaming and cussing and the guy who had loaned out his brother's new suit was more then upset!!!!
To this day, the culprit has the nickname of, "OLD Shift NECK"!!!!!!

Ahh, such great memories!!! It's not ALL about catching!!!!

Teach

PoleJerker · « **Reply #40 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 12:09 PM »

Quote from: stasui on Jan 05, 2018, 10:01 AM

Once i had to go down the hole i was in a hut so after i finished i moved. About a hour later someone was walking through breaking out old holes with his foot he hit mine and up jumped a " brown trout ". He had a few nice words coming out of his mouth. Lol. When u gotta go u gotta go.

Now that's funny as long as it happens to someone else

Spooled85 · « **Reply #41 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 12:52 PM »

Quote from: yellowperch on Jan 05, 2018, 11:00 AM

i hate doing that i always drag my package on the ice

Better becarful one time you will leave um behind and the gulls will have their way with um

Spooled85 · « **Reply #42 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 12:56 PM »

Quote from: Raquettedacker on Jan 05, 2018, 11:06 AM

That's why I wake up 2 hours earlier so I can go a couple 3 times before I leave the house...
But I have left a few bandanas/handkerchiefs in the woods....

Bananas ?? Lmao never heard that one before hopefully pealed . Of am I taking this the wrong way

filetandrelease · « **Reply #43 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 01:24 PM »

Once I was walking out with a bud for an afternoon bite , there is a bag half buried in the snow so yep he kicks it and oh yea it breaks open ,and all over his boot , omg

Cool Cat · « **Reply #44 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 05:39 PM »

Quote from: Spooled85 on Jan 05, 2018, 08:05 AM

Fact of the matter is when you got to go you got to go !! I'm the guy that is usually walking around missing a sock or have a shirt or a leg off the old briefs

LOL Some things you never leave home without. When I'm on the ice I mentioned I carry several garbage bags out with me, but in a gallon ziplock bag I have a roll of TP. Some things ya just don't leave the house without. Some times it pays to just yell out, "Anybody got some Tango Papa?" Never hurts to ask

wallin · « **Reply #45 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 06:15 PM »

No comment but its harding hunting with 1 glove, I always carry kitchen garden bags and paper towels in my bucket, and my boat never leaves the barn without a bucket in it lol.
You guys are all sick, LMAO

SirCranksalot · « **Reply #46 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 06:26 PM »

It must be a lot easier to handle once frozen. I usually have a couple of plastic bags for putting fish in anyway.

Spooled85 · « **Reply #47 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 06:27 PM »

Quote from: Cool Cat on Jan 05, 2018, 05:39 PM

LOL Some things you never leave home without. When I'm on the ice I mentioned I carry several garbage bags out with me, but in a gallon ziplock bag I have a roll of TP. Some things ya just don't leave the house without. Some times it pays to just yell out, "Anybody got some Tango Papa?" Never hurts to ask

Lmao I need to take that advice

wax_worm · « **Reply #48 on:** Jan 05, 2018, 09:00 PM »

Nothing worse than 'bubble gut' on the ice, especially when you are a 10 to 15 minute walk from any cover. One man shanty and an extra bucket with some water and slush in it make a good make shift toilet. Pack some TP in your bucket in a ziplock or bring an extra pair of jersey gloves!!! It happens, so be prepared.

double rig jig · « **Reply #49 on:** Jan 06, 2018, 10:44 AM »

Happy to see that i am not alone lol. Great stories everyone.

Spooled85 · « **Reply #50 on:** Jan 06, 2018, 02:46 PM »

Quote from: Stickhick86 on Jan 06, 2018, 10:58 AM

Here I sit all broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farter. After while, I took a chance, tried to fart and sh*t my pants.

#1 life advice I've taught the young ones is ( never ever trust a fart ) !!

tightliner812 · « **Reply #51 on:** Jan 06, 2018, 08:20 PM »

Quote from: Hoosier on Jan 04, 2018, 08:09 PM

As much as I just knew I was gonna have to zap this "mess" so to speak I (so far applaud you all ) Let me add, if ya see a/my shanty move and stay for 15 and move again. Ya might be suspicious.... Just throwin that out there.

I might also add, those days usually start with jig,ice,tight,brawl,cc, several others and a night before of good bar food..

If I see you in your shanty I’m going to be suspicious no matter what. I don’t think I have ever seen you sit in it.

slipperybob · « **Reply #52 on:** Jan 06, 2018, 09:08 PM »

Muwaaaahhaaahaaa...the se stories made my day.

river_scum · « **Reply #53 on:** Jan 08, 2018, 05:25 AM »

found the first one of the season last night. huge hershey squirts area. never tried to cover it up or anything. down rite nasty

people!!! wth!!! if i ever pull up some paper on a jig im calling it quits! lol

ftwwalleye · « **Reply #54 on:** Jan 08, 2018, 07:05 AM »

Quote from: river_scum on Jan 08, 2018, 05:25 AM

found the first one of the season last night. huge hershey squirts area. never tried to cover it up or anything. down rite nasty people!!! wth!!! if i ever pull up some paper on a jig im calling it quits! lol

Ha. Right. Have caught condoms in the fort wayne rivers. We call them Maumee jellyfish.

SirCranksalot · « **Reply #55 on:** Jan 08, 2018, 08:10 AM »

Quote from: river_scum on Jan 08, 2018, 05:25 AM

found the first one of the season last night. huge hershey squirts area. never tried to cover it up or anything. down rite nasty people!!! wth!!! if i ever pull up some paper on a jig im calling it quits! lol

Seriously!!! Hard to believe that people leave turds on the ice!!

Ace in the Hole · « **Reply #56 on:** Jan 08, 2018, 09:34 AM »

I carry a small garbage bag and several wet wipes in the seal little packets. Bag in the buck, everything goes in the bag and when I get done Im fresh as a daisy.

JDH46151 · « **Reply #57 on:** Jan 08, 2018, 10:03 AM »

I have a Ziploc bag that I put my license in that always has TP in it. Fishing, hunting, doesn't matter. If I have my license I always have it.

rdhammah · « **Reply #58 on:** Jan 08, 2018, 10:32 AM »

I keep a small pail in the car and always have plastic bags from the supermarket in the car. I save toilet paper rolls when they get a little more than 1/4 on the roll. keep that in zip loc baggie. Have had to use this pail more than once when I go fishing early in the morning. Another possibility...take a bottomless pail/bucket out with you. drill hole, place bottomless pail over hole and go. fill in hole with ice shavings on top of your duty. fish different hole

wallydiven · « **Reply #59 on:** Jan 08, 2018, 07:58 PM »

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Author Topic: Pooping on ice? (Read 7722 times)