Author Topic: Best quotes to live by (funny or sincere) (Read 7207 times)

duck_hunter_69 · « **on:** Sep 09, 2012, 02:25 AM »

I'll start....but please give credit to who you learned each from

"Good, Better, Best.....Never let it rest....Till your Good is better and your Better is your Best!l
My Grandpa..Don Wandrei

"Learn what you can, But teach what you know"
Hardwater Maniacs...Ray Tiffany and Mandolyn Bradshaw (check them out at hardwatermaniacs.com
I was just accepted to their prostaff they are a youth mentoring couple that are doing all they can to introduce kids to the sports we all love to keep them thriving...

Minnowhead · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 04:10 AM »

"It doesn't matter how big a ranch ya' own, or how many cows ya' brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather." - Harry S. Truman.

Chris338378 · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 05:24 AM »

A conversation between my Dad and his friend while bear hunting - at the time it was illegal to shoot a cub.

Dad's Friend: There's a bear, shoot him.

Dad: No it's a cub.

Dad's Friend: What, are you nuts, that's no cub.

The quote by Dad's Friend: "What the hell do you think, they grow like elephants, shoot it".

masoneddie · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 06:08 AM »

Two quotes I hold dearly from my Mom. I don't know who originated them, but I heard them enough to pass them down the line to my children.
" Good things take time "
" You will understand why I'm saying no when you have children of your own "

OldSailor · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 06:22 AM »

From Dad when I would say "if" something---- If the dog hadn't stopped to take a sh-t, he'd have caught the rabbit!!

addicted to ice fishing · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 06:26 AM »

When my mom was upset with someone, she would say they don't have the sense God gave little green apples.

Hoosier · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 04:08 PM »

There is and never will be a shortage of stupid people out there

Loudmouth879 · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 04:20 PM »

"Aim small, miss small" - The Patriot

"You can't piss with the big dogs until you get off the porch" - Unknown

Flat Bob · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 04:31 PM »

Started by me as a kid now here it from my children. Now I know why it made my parents so irritated. I KNOW / I WILL!!!

bart · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 05:18 PM »

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

addicted to ice fishing · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 05:24 PM »

"You can't fix stupid" Ron White

addicted to ice fishing · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 05:37 PM »

No brains, No headaches! saw that on a t shirt.

OldSailor · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 05:44 PM »

From Mom: If wishes were horses, beggars would ride !!
From Dad: Wish in one hand and poop in the other, and see what you get more of !!

addicted to ice fishing · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 05:54 PM »

It takes more than a tattoo and the right cigarette to be a man. The rock band Boston

Jharlow · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 06:07 PM »

One shot....one kill.....

duck_hunter_69 · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 08:37 PM »

Sweet keep em coming everyone!

FelixD · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 10:47 PM »

If a man build then a man can fix it.
Dad
Always had me workin on something!!!

addicted to ice fishing · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 09, 2012, 11:35 PM »

I closed a chapter in my life today east of a dream I had, I surely hope the friendships I made along the way don't take the same route. Unknown

ICE WANDERER · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 10, 2012, 03:23 AM »

From my dad "Any old hole is a trench in war"

bart · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 10, 2012, 05:12 AM »

We grew up in a large family. At dinner time my Dad would say, " He who eats the fastest, gets the mostest"

jdm · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 14, 2012, 10:41 PM »

" if your gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough"

rico · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 15, 2012, 07:34 AM »

"I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.".............SkeeterJe ff

addicted to ice fishing · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 15, 2012, 07:43 AM »

I did not inhale! Bill Clinton

rico · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 16, 2012, 08:40 AM »

"There are always three sides of a story. His side, her side, and the truth."............T.I. Cole(my Grandmother)

Rebelss · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 16, 2012, 09:54 AM »

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer".

masoneddie · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 16, 2012, 11:43 AM »

" The only good HO, is a Coho! " .....don't know his name, but he filleted all the salmon my son and I caught up in Pulaski yesterday.

Ranger_bound · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 16, 2012, 11:49 AM »

"In wine there is knowledge, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

lundin-loading · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 16, 2012, 01:07 PM »

With regards to hunting and shooting sports, my uncle Russ had a few, my favorites were
"You're shaking like a dog sh**ing peach seeds"
"Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades"

duck_hunter_69 · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 16, 2012, 08:46 PM »

All great guys keep em coming!!

shake · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 16, 2012, 09:05 PM »

from of my favorite books..."the road" by cormac mccarthy.

"People were always getting ready for tomorrow. I didn't believe in that. Tomorrow wasn't getting ready for them. It didn't even know they were there."

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Author Topic: Best quotes to live by (funny or sincere) (Read 7207 times)