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Title: Pooping on ice?
Post by: double rig jig on Jan 04, 2018, 05:32 PM
So i will start off by saying that i planed on getting out early this morning but nothing was going right for me. To make a long story short i finally hit the ice at about 2:30 this afternoon drilled my first hole grabbed my pole grabbed a waxworm slipped it on my jig ....gurgle gurgle.. Shoot i got to pooop! Just my luck today. I thought i was going to have to poop in my spare bucket but i managed to hold it untill i got done fishing. It was the most riskey 2 hours of fishing i ever had lol.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: adkRoy on Jan 04, 2018, 05:37 PM
Get your self a box of these. Take a bag with you on the ice. It doesn't take up much room and they have odor/liquid absorbing gel in them and they don't take up much room. best of all, they are a double zip lock so you don't have to worry about spills afterward.

http://www.cabelas.com/product/Luggable-Loo-Double-Doodie-Bags/714552.uts?slotId=4 (http://www.cabelas.com/product/Luggable-Loo-Double-Doodie-Bags/714552.uts?slotId=4)
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Jigmup on Jan 04, 2018, 06:09 PM
No comment!
IceDogg, leave it alone!
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Post by: ice-dogg on Jan 04, 2018, 06:14 PM
I knew that was coming. Enlighten us all please.
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Post by: TeacherPreacher on Jan 04, 2018, 07:05 PM
WAY too much information for me!!!! ::) ;D No thanks for sharing????????????????????
Teach
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Post by: markum on Jan 04, 2018, 07:06 PM
Like Forest Gump said! "IT HAPPENS"!
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Rotney72 on Jan 04, 2018, 07:53 PM
 ;
I knew that was coming. Enlighten us all please.

 ;D  what was it ? Scratch scratch, sniff,sniff,sniff, walk around in a circle. Lol  ;D
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Dinkgetter on Jan 04, 2018, 07:57 PM
If someone offers you anything with pumpkin in it out on the ice please just say no!
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Jigmup on Jan 04, 2018, 07:58 PM
Ive crapped in buckets, trash bags, woods and abandoned duck blinds.  When nature calls...
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Hoosier on Jan 04, 2018, 08:09 PM
As much as I just knew I was gonna have to zap this "mess" so to speak I (so far applaud you all  :clap: )  Let me add, if ya see a/my shanty move  and stay for 15 and move again. Ya might be suspicious.... Just throwin that out there.

I might also add, those days usually start with jig,ice,tight,brawl,cc, several others and a night before of good bar food..
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: esox_xtm on Jan 04, 2018, 08:09 PM
Wanna roll of Viva with that?  :roflmao:
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: potatoe on Jan 04, 2018, 08:16 PM
I am packing a garbage bag in my hut after this post
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Jigmup on Jan 04, 2018, 08:19 PM
As much as I just knew I was gonna have to zap this "mess" so to speak I (so far applaud you all  :clap: )  Let me add, if ya see a/my shanty move  and stay for 15 and move again. Ya might be suspicious.... Just throwin that out there.

I might also add, those days usually start with jig,ice,tight,brawl,cc, several others and a night before of good bar food..
Bahaha!
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: ice dawg on Jan 04, 2018, 08:27 PM
Wow, there's a finless brown trout in the hole.  :o
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: JPG on Jan 04, 2018, 08:36 PM
Wow, there's a finless brown trout in the hole.  :o
:roflmao:
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Cool Cat on Jan 04, 2018, 08:41 PM
Oh yes.  Been there, done that.  I always take several garbage bags out with me just for this very reason.  Well, one bag is for trash LOL
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Foosty on Jan 04, 2018, 10:50 PM
Ive crapped in buckets, trash bags, woods and abandoned duck blinds.  When nature calls...

Dude! lol! gotta be a Kodak moment when someone DOES come back to said duck blind, finds an old loaf of crap! so freakin funny! even if a little mean.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Foosty on Jan 04, 2018, 10:55 PM
I'm STILL laughing about crap in a blind. thats my happy/funny thought for the week! thanks for that.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: bearlake16 on Jan 04, 2018, 10:56 PM
Ever see that loony toons episode with speedy Gonzales and Sylvester the cat? Cats all tired out chasing Speedy. Speedy says and I quote   You POOPED ok I come BACK. And runs away.......
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Foosty on Jan 04, 2018, 11:04 PM
Ever see that loony toons episode with speedy Gonzales and Sylvester the cat? Cats all tired out chasing Speedy. Speedy says and I quote   You POOPED ok I come BACK. And runs away.......

yeah, a classic. lol, so many old tunes, crazy how a lot of ppl will miss out on what we've seen.
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Post by: James77 on Jan 05, 2018, 02:17 AM
Nothing like looking like a prairie dog out on the ice
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Post by: Gartoon on Jan 05, 2018, 05:05 AM
 ;D
Mudshark !
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: river_scum on Jan 05, 2018, 05:38 AM
thats what you see at late ice at the community holes.  coiled up brown trouts here and there.  i understand the situation but please take the crouch off the ice.  i seen kids using one as a hokey puck as i walked out to circle park one afternoon.

anyone remember the guy from Ohio, that got froze to his bumper at hamilton ramp?  dont laugh it could happen to you!  ;D
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: bigr on Jan 05, 2018, 05:43 AM
When you get older you'll already be wearing all you need for an unexpected emergency.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Hog Daddy on Jan 05, 2018, 06:06 AM
a few years back, I went out with my cousin one evening to set up for some night time ice fishing.  Where we went, there was a bag (tied up at least ) left on the ice.  My cousin said that probably belonged to a guy he knew who had been known for staying over night.  Probably fell off his sled when he was headed back in.   ::)  Anyhow, a nice young CO walked out on the ice to check our licences.  He had just got back from a tour in the middle east.  We struck up a conversation.  He looked at the bag and said what's that over there?  I said, well I can tell you we didn't leave it there, but looks like somebody's "doodie bag" ".  The CO went over and picked up the bag and took it back to the ramp trash barrel.  I told the story to my wife and she made a face and said " he didn't pick that up with his bare hands, did he ?".  I said "well yes".  I am not sure women will ever understand the male specie.

HHD
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: ftwwalleye on Jan 05, 2018, 06:43 AM

(https://s17.postimg.cc/udpm5x0yj/IMG_20171217_124729_689.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/udpm5x0yj/)
Funny thing is I posted this pic a few weeks ago on my Instagram. Thought it would be a funny yet someday useful ice fishing bucket!
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Spooled85 on Jan 05, 2018, 08:01 AM
Well I got a good one for ya with out going into to much detail ! I will start by saying I have a horrible stomach I can't even take a drink of coffee in the morning without using the bathroom 15 minutes after..... So we took the boat out on Bass Lake a few years back and my stomach hit me I couldn't hold it no longer we were on the fisheye buddy wouldn't head in he filled the Live Well up and told me to go ahead he turn his head and he would deal with it when we got to the house saying there was to live wells on the boat. So I proceeded as he had told me well when we got in that night of course as CEO wants to check all of our fish and you can guess what he decided to open after I told him not to and then proceeded to ask as he gagged why why why !! Lmao and I says ..it happens
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: bev on Jan 05, 2018, 08:04 AM
now that is funny :roflmao:
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Spooled85 on Jan 05, 2018, 08:05 AM
Fact of the matter is when you got to go you got to go !! I'm the guy that is usually walking around missing a sock or have a shirt or a leg off the old briefs
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: bev on Jan 05, 2018, 08:07 AM
I have had holes in my shirts all the time from that.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Stickhick86 on Jan 05, 2018, 08:09 AM
https://www.amazon.com/Coghlans-Packable-Toilet-Tissue-2-Rolls/dp/B003CKDPRA/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_200_lp_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=S8JPP2T2TCCE6VSAEP3M

Should probably keep this in your kit
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Spooled85 on Jan 05, 2018, 08:12 AM
https://www.amazon.com/Coghlans-Packable-Toilet-Tissue-2-Rolls/dp/B003CKDPRA/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_200_lp_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=S8JPP2T2TCCE6VSAEP3M

Should probably keep this in your kit

 Ya probably should but it's hard to think about it when your shopping . Heck I would definitely save me money on socks ect ... And the off look from the wife when I come home .... Now she don't ask she just knows lol
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Spoondangler on Jan 05, 2018, 08:27 AM
I dont support this method, but is anyone familiar with the half drilled hole method?
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Stickhick86 on Jan 05, 2018, 08:28 AM
Never heard of it
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Post by: Spooled85 on Jan 05, 2018, 08:29 AM
I can use my imagination and I'm sure if someone was cought by a couple would be a very expensive and embarrassing ticket
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: bigr on Jan 05, 2018, 08:59 AM
Here's my story, again on Bass lake. Ice fishing with my buddy late at night no one around and I have to go. We are far from shore and very few others fished the spot so I walk several hundred yrds away and do my business. Still it was on the ice. I walk back in the real dark night to find another fisherman had joined us. First thing he asks how's it going and my reply was I just took the best crap of my life and things are much better. When I get alittle closer, you guessed it, a co. Luckily he laughed and no problem.   
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: stasui on Jan 05, 2018, 10:01 AM
Once i had to go down the hole i was in a hut so after i finished i moved. About a hour later someone was walking through breaking out old holes with his foot he hit mine and up jumped a " brown trout ". He had a few nice words coming out of his mouth. Lol. When u gotta go u gotta go.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: yellowperch on Jan 05, 2018, 11:00 AM
i hate doing that i always drag my package on the ice
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Raquettedacker on Jan 05, 2018, 11:06 AM
That's why I wake up 2 hours earlier so I can go a couple 3 times before I leave the house...
But I have left a few bandanas/handkerchiefs in the woods....
 ;D
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Post by: TeacherPreacher on Jan 05, 2018, 11:52 AM
Oh, I'm still laughing at some of these tales! But here's one , Honest to God Truth!!
Many years ago there were a ton of guys from Hobart that use to hit the Slough. They all hung out at the bar in Hobart next to the Post Office and all ice fished. The owner of said bar bought a mini school bus. There was one non drinker so he became the Designated Driver and they would often hit the Slough.
One night, 10-12 of us were sitting in a circle at the Slough catching those nice crappies. We all had Lantern Boxes and had lanterns lit when one guy,(Won't give his name), kept complaining because he had forgotten his snowmobile suit, which was the dress of choice back in the day, and he was cold. Finally another guy told him to quit crying, go to parking lot and get the suit out of his truck. It belonged to his brother, was brand new, put it on and shut up!!!!
So he did! Nice and warm! But then he announced he had to go throw a log. We all told him to shut up and go do it, thinking he would walk to the woods.
No! He just walked far enough away to be out of the light of the lanterns and did his thing. With a slight breeze blowing towards the circle of fishermen, we were all giving him what for as he walked back into the lantern light, one arm in snow suit and the other just getting into the  suit, throwing his head forward to get the hood up and - - -  WHOP!!!!! The bulk of his action hit him smack dab in the back of his neck and the remaining part came whizzing past on either side of his head into the circle of our fishing holes!!!!! He had dumped right into hood of the suit!!!!!
Needless to say there was a lot of screaming and cussing and the guy who had loaned out his brother's new suit was more then upset!!!!
To this day, the culprit has the nickname of, "OLD Shift NECK"!!!!!!

Ahh, such great memories!!! It's not ALL about catching!!!! ::) ??? :o ;D

Teach




Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: PoleJerker on Jan 05, 2018, 12:09 PM
Once i had to go down the hole i was in a hut so after i finished i moved. About a hour later someone was walking through breaking out old holes with his foot he hit mine and up jumped a " brown trout ". He had a few nice words coming out of his mouth. Lol. When u gotta go u gotta go.
Now that's funny as long as it happens to someone else  :roflmao:
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Spooled85 on Jan 05, 2018, 12:52 PM
i hate doing that i always drag my package on the ice

Better becarful one time you will leave um behind and the gulls will have their way with um
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Spooled85 on Jan 05, 2018, 12:56 PM
That's why I wake up 2 hours earlier so I can go a couple 3 times before I leave the house...
But I have left a few bandanas/handkerchiefs in the woods....
 ;D

 Bananas ?? Lmao never heard that one before hopefully pealed . Of am I taking this the wrong way  ???
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: filetandrelease on Jan 05, 2018, 01:24 PM

Once I was walking out with a bud for an afternoon bite , there is a bag half buried in the snow so yep he kicks it and oh yea it breaks open ,and all over his boot , omg
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Cool Cat on Jan 05, 2018, 05:39 PM
Fact of the matter is when you got to go you got to go !! I'm the guy that is usually walking around missing a sock or have a shirt or a leg off the old briefs
  LOL Some things you never leave home without.  When I'm on the ice I mentioned I carry several garbage bags out with me, but in a gallon ziplock bag I have a roll of TP.  Some things ya just don't leave the house without.  Some times it pays to just yell out, "Anybody got some Tango Papa?"   Never hurts to ask
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: wallin on Jan 05, 2018, 06:15 PM
No comment but its harding hunting with 1 glove, I always carry kitchen garden bags and paper towels in my bucket, and my boat never leaves the barn without a bucket in it lol.
You guys are all sick, LMAO
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: SirCranksalot on Jan 05, 2018, 06:26 PM
It must be a lot easier to handle once frozen.  I usually have a couple of plastic bags for putting fish in anyway.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Spooled85 on Jan 05, 2018, 06:27 PM
  LOL Some things you never leave home without.  When I'm on the ice I mentioned I carry several garbage bags out with me, but in a gallon ziplock bag I have a roll of TP.  Some things ya just don't leave the house without.  Some times it pays to just yell out, "Anybody got some Tango Papa?"   Never hurts to ask

Lmao I need to take that advice
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: wax_worm on Jan 05, 2018, 09:00 PM
Nothing worse than 'bubble gut' on the ice, especially when you are a 10 to 15 minute walk from any cover.  One man shanty and an extra bucket with some water and slush in it make a good make shift toilet.  Pack some TP in your bucket in a ziplock or bring an extra pair of jersey gloves!!!  It happens, so be prepared. 
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: double rig jig on Jan 06, 2018, 10:44 AM
Happy to see that i am not alone lol. Great stories everyone.
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Post by: Spooled85 on Jan 06, 2018, 02:46 PM
Here I sit all broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farter. After while, I took a chance, tried to fart and sh*t my pants.

 #1 life advice I've taught the young ones is ( never ever trust a fart ) !!
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Post by: tightliner812 on Jan 06, 2018, 08:20 PM
As much as I just knew I was gonna have to zap this "mess" so to speak I (so far applaud you all  :clap: )  Let me add, if ya see a/my shanty move  and stay for 15 and move again. Ya might be suspicious.... Just throwin that out there.

I might also add, those days usually start with jig,ice,tight,brawl,cc, several others and a night before of good bar food..

If I see you in your shanty I’m going to be suspicious no matter what. I don’t think I have ever seen you sit in it.
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Post by: slipperybob on Jan 06, 2018, 09:08 PM
Muwaaaahhaaahaaa...the se stories made my day.  ;D
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: river_scum on Jan 08, 2018, 05:25 AM
found the first one of the season last night.  huge hershey squirts area.  never tried to cover it up or anything.  down rite nasty :sick: people!!! wth!!!  if i ever pull up some paper on a jig im calling it quits! lol 
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: ftwwalleye on Jan 08, 2018, 07:05 AM
found the first one of the season last night.  huge hershey squirts area.  never tried to cover it up or anything.  down rite nasty :sick: people!!! wth!!!  if i ever pull up some paper on a jig im calling it quits! lol
Ha. Right. Have caught condoms in the fort wayne rivers. We call them Maumee jellyfish.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: SirCranksalot on Jan 08, 2018, 08:10 AM
found the first one of the season last night.  huge hershey squirts area.  never tried to cover it up or anything.  down rite nasty :sick: people!!! wth!!!  if i ever pull up some paper on a jig im calling it quits! lol

Seriously!!! Hard to believe that people leave turds on the ice!!
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Ace in the Hole on Jan 08, 2018, 09:34 AM
I carry a small garbage bag and several wet wipes in the seal little packets. Bag in the buck, everything goes in the bag and when I get done Im fresh as a daisy.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: JDH46151 on Jan 08, 2018, 10:03 AM
I have a Ziploc bag that I put my license in that always has TP in it.  Fishing, hunting, doesn't matter.  If I have my license I always have it.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: rdhammah on Jan 08, 2018, 10:32 AM
I keep a small pail in the car and always have plastic bags from the supermarket in the car. I save toilet paper rolls when they get a little more than 1/4 on the roll. keep that in zip loc baggie. Have had to use this pail more than once when I go fishing early in the morning. Another possibility...take a bottomless pail/bucket out with you. drill hole, place bottomless pail over hole and go. fill in hole with ice shavings on top of your duty. fish different hole
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: wallydiven on Jan 08, 2018, 07:58 PM

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Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: SirCranksalot on Jan 08, 2018, 09:34 PM
Another possibility...take a bottomless pail/bucket out with you. drill hole, place bottomless pail over hole and go. fill in hole with ice shavings on top of your duty. fish different hole

Pls tell us that you are not suggesting that people crap directly into the lake!!
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: BassBoss on Jan 09, 2018, 01:14 PM
I will never re-open a hole again after reading this...
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Post by: filetandrelease on Jan 09, 2018, 01:19 PM
Pls tell us that you are not suggesting that people crap directly into the lake!!
Omg , please no U-tubes
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Post by: Figure ate on Jan 09, 2018, 01:31 PM
I went on the ice a few days ago in the pre-dawn darkness. RIP shirt sleeve
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: Spooled85 on Jan 09, 2018, 02:18 PM
I'm starting to wonder with all these stories if this is the reason why the fish taste so bad in Cedar Lake  ???.... It's in the water LOL....
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: mrfrost on Jan 09, 2018, 03:39 PM
It's bad enough that people leave beer cans and cigarette butts on the ice.  Have more respect for home owners on the ice.
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: ftwwalleye on Jan 09, 2018, 05:06 PM
This must be why auger companies say it's bad on the blades to reopen holes
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Post by: Foosty on Jan 09, 2018, 06:35 PM
Holy holes o' brown trout Batman!
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: river_scum on Jan 10, 2018, 06:13 AM
It's bad enough that people leave beer cans and cigarette butts on the ice.  Have more respect for home owners on the ice.

about 6yrs ago my uncles neighbor had his boat pulled up on shore. as normal for winter.  when spring broke and he went out to launch for some fishing, he found it.  several people used the transom of his boat for a portapooper!  said it looked like  several people or the same guy had used it.  i told him i would lend him a trail cam after deer season.  he said he would just pull up to the house next year.  lol  oh and he washed it out in the lake. 
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: WTblazer on Jan 10, 2018, 07:06 AM
Pls tell us that you are not suggesting that people crap directly into the lake!!

I'd bet there are more fish poops in the water than human poops  ;D
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: trapper2000 on Jan 25, 2018, 07:39 AM
 :roflmao:
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: ronco on Jan 25, 2018, 08:43 AM
I went on the ice a few days ago in the pre-dawn darkness. RIP shirt sleeve


I'm thinking, this is why Larry the cable guy has no sleeves LOL
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: RoeBoat on Jan 25, 2018, 09:38 AM

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Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: river_scum on Jan 25, 2018, 07:03 PM
rotflmao!!!!  wth is that!  im in here laughing, so wife comes in to see.  she says there is a bunch of poop stuff out now for kids.  poop emoji she said. lol  ill say again  wth!  ::)
Title: Re: Pooping on ice?
Post by: RoeBoat on Jan 25, 2018, 08:35 PM
Makes you wonder doesn't it.  I remember playing with a lot of mud when I was a kid but not much poop.  Did see some Amish kids once running behind the spreader catching poo balls!