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Offline dbickom

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Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« on: Feb 02, 2023, 07:34 AM »
I enjoy reading the signatures on peoples profiles.  What are your favorite fishing quotes? 

Fish come in three sizes: small, medium and the one that got away!

One that will apply Friday and Saturday but isnt a fishing quote - "Colder than a Witches Tit"  Stay warm out there guys and gals - the cold we've been looking for is comin'!!!
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Offline TheCrittaC

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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #1 on: Feb 02, 2023, 07:36 AM »
Quote from: dbickom on Feb 02, 2023, 07:34 AM
I enjoy reading the signatures on peoples profiles.  What are your favorite fishing quotes? 

Fish come in three sizes: small, medium and the one that got away!

One that will apply Friday and Saturday but isnt a fishing quote - "Colder than a Witches Tit"  Stay warm out there guys and gals - the cold we've been looking for is comin'!!!

"There's only one situation in which you want a smaller hole."
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Offline Roccus

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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #2 on: Feb 02, 2023, 07:44 AM »
All fishermen are liars except me and you - and I'm not sure about YOU
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Offline 800stealth

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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #3 on: Feb 02, 2023, 07:54 AM »
Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead... Not originated from fishing but applies just the same.
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #4 on: Feb 02, 2023, 07:56 AM »
The best way to land a fish is to let him think he’s escaping  ;)
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Offline HuntnFish603

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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #5 on: Feb 02, 2023, 08:00 AM »
" it's not how deep you fish,  it's how you wiggle your worm"
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Offline mowbizz

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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #6 on: Feb 02, 2023, 08:17 AM »
“Give a man a fish, he eats for a day…teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime”
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #7 on: Feb 02, 2023, 08:27 AM »
Quote from: AQUAASSASSIN on Feb 02, 2023, 07:56 AM
The best way to land a fish is to let him think he’s escaping  ;)

Just read your new signature/location and spit coffee all over my key board ROTFLMAO!
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Offline AQUAASSASSIN

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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #8 on: Feb 02, 2023, 08:30 AM »
Quote from: Roccus on Feb 02, 2023, 08:27 AM
Just read your new signature/location and spit coffee all over my key board ROTFLMAO!

 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :clap:
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #9 on: Feb 02, 2023, 09:00 AM »
Quote from: Roccus on Feb 02, 2023, 08:27 AM
Just read your new signature/location and spit coffee all over my key board ROTFLMAO!

I didn't notice it but LMFAO
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #10 on: Feb 02, 2023, 09:57 AM »
It’s not the size of the hot dog that matters just the amount of mustard
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #11 on: Feb 02, 2023, 10:28 AM »
Wind out of the east-fish bite least
Wind out of the west -fish bite best
Wind out of the north -only fools venture forth
Wind out of the south-stay home and dump beer in your mouth
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #12 on: Feb 02, 2023, 10:33 AM »
You shoulda been here yesterday
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #13 on: Feb 02, 2023, 11:16 AM »
Quote from: AQUAASSASSIN on Feb 02, 2023, 08:30 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :clap:



Only steers and queers in Michigan and boy you ain,t got horns!!
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #14 on: Feb 02, 2023, 12:10 PM »
"I don't drink water, fish f#@k in it" - W.C. Fields
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #15 on: Feb 02, 2023, 01:20 PM »
Most of these are pretty bad, but maybe 1 or 2 will make the cut.

"Support your local hookers!"

"Full-time Dad, part-time hooker..."

"Fishing saved me from becoming a p*rnstar, now I'm just a part-time hooker..."

"This isn't my 1st rodeo on the ice, I'm a master-baiter".

"Can't work today, my arms are too tired from hauling in fish"

"Sorry, I'm late - I saw some ice.  Then, I had to throw rocks on it to check for safety".

"Golf is for people that can't fish"

OK, I'm done.   ::)
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Offline AQUAASSASSIN

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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #16 on: Feb 02, 2023, 01:25 PM »
Quote from: jethro on Feb 02, 2023, 12:10 PM
"I don't drink water, fish f#@k in it" - W.C. Fields


Lmfao! Grandfather Useto say that as kids if we were swimming in the water so we k ew not to drink it. I mean I’m pretty sure we knew not to drink it well before what that meant but hilarious as hell thinkin back on it. And nobody’s feelings got hurt
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #17 on: Feb 02, 2023, 04:13 PM »
LMAO on all the posts! ;D
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #18 on: Feb 02, 2023, 04:21 PM »
DRILL IT TILL IT SQUIRTS! ;D
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #19 on: Feb 02, 2023, 07:48 PM »
My kid can fish better than your honor roll student.
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #20 on: Feb 02, 2023, 07:53 PM »
I fish for a living and work in my spare time
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #21 on: Feb 03, 2023, 05:29 AM »
Give a man a fish he eats for a day teach a man to fish his ole lady's yours every weekend
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Offline Iceassin

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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #22 on: Feb 03, 2023, 05:40 AM »
"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days." - Benjamin Franklin
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #23 on: Feb 03, 2023, 05:51 AM »
Quote from: Lv2hunt on Feb 02, 2023, 11:16 AM


Only steers and queers in Michigan and boy you ain,t got horns!!

"New Hampshire... the backwash of the East Coast".  ;)
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #24 on: Feb 03, 2023, 06:47 AM »
If it smells like fish it’s a dish, smells like cologne……. Leave it alone  :-\
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #25 on: Feb 03, 2023, 08:40 AM »
Quote from: Iceassin on Feb 03, 2023, 05:51 AM
"New Hampshire... the backwash of the East Coast".  ;)


Lol!!  first time i heard that one!..   all in good fun ;D
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Offline Iceassin

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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #26 on: Feb 03, 2023, 12:03 PM »
Quote from: Lv2hunt on Feb 03, 2023, 08:40 AM

Lol!!  first time i heard that one!..   all in good fun ;D

That's 'cause I made it up.  ;D And you're right...all in good fun. Can't take it? Stay on the porch.
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #27 on: Feb 03, 2023, 12:09 PM »
Quote from: Iceassin on Feb 03, 2023, 12:03 PM
That's 'cause I made it up.  ;D And you're right...all in good fun. Can't take it? Stay on the porch.

Amen my fellow Michigander!
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Offline Iceassin

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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #28 on: Feb 03, 2023, 12:27 PM »
Quote from: AQUAASSASSIN on Feb 03, 2023, 12:09 PM
Amen my fellow Michigander!

I prefer Michiganian. I don't like Michigander. Our Governor calls us that. I don't like her either.  :cookoo:
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Re: Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Make up lies
« Reply #29 on: Feb 03, 2023, 12:29 PM »
Yeah, we suck!  ;D
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