fishing jokes

[raleigh]

How did the blond kill a worm ?     She burys it.       A blond was painting an x on on the bottom of the boat. His blond friend walks up and askes what he is doing. He replies i am painting an x so we can remember our favroit fishing spot. The other blond says you idiot, what if we dont get the same boat......I know kinda corney  ......I would love to hear any other fishing jokes that you people can come up with.

[fishmann]

A blond (no offense intended) is going ice fishing for the first time. She gets her stuff ready, starts to drill a hole, and she hears a booming voice, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE" A little startled, she moves a ways and starts to drill another hole. Again, the booming voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE" She moves again, and again, the voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE" Thinking she is getting some divine intervention, she looks up and shouts out "ARE YOU GOD" The booming voice replies "NO, I'M THE ICE RINK MANAGER" 

[Dizzy]

Two blondes fishing on opposite sides of a river...  one of them is catching fish after fish. Finally the blonde with the empty stringer shouts over, "hey, I don't see any bridges... how do I get to the other side of the river?"

The other blonde shouts back, "duh, you ARE on the other side of the river."

[HIMO]

 2 first time icefihermen go icefishing and they catch 150# of ice and  nearly drown trying to fry it.

[Out4Trout]

Nobody is going to read this post unless we get something better than I've read so far. I stole this one from a site at home:
A couple of guys were icefishing near a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession headed across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. When the procession passed by he sat down and continued fishing in silence.His buddy remarks, "That was very touching. I did'nt know you were such a sensitive and compassionate guy!"To which the other fellow replys , "Well, I guess it was the right thing to do- after all, I was married to her for 40 years!"

[billditrite]

thats more like it. i have a funny ice fishing video clip but dont know how to post it! help??

[raleigh]

I am not sure Scott, I dont even know how to get a pic off my computer and put it on my messages.

[dachmation]

To post a pic go to Mugz"s "how To" in Site FAQ's just under General Discussion about 3 Items.
That should help. Good luck.

[rgfixit]

bilditrite,
Try going to the online source of the clip,
right click and choose the properties tab,
copy the location and paste it to your post.
RG

[billditrite]

ok ill give this a try   http://Http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mail/clip.gif

[billditrite]

 

[Out4Trout]

Top 10 Reasons why icefishing is better than sex!
10. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
9.. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
8. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
7. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
6. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
5. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
4. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
3. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff
2. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"