Author Topic: your not a real ice-fisherman (Read 21187 times)

archbishop · « **Reply #60 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 10:00 AM »

your not a real ice fisherman until youve slept on the ice

ill be a real fisherman this weekend

WARRIOR_ON_ICE · « **Reply #61 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 11:58 AM »

Quote from: Bigred1 on Feb 01, 2005, 02:51 PM

your not a real ice fisherman until you have hobbled out a couple hundred yards on to the ice on your crutch's.

I went out before with a knee-brace on 2 months after ACL reconstruction on my knee.

WARRIOR_ON_ICE · « **Reply #62 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 12:11 PM »

You're not a real ice fisherman until you have seriously considered moving to Canada to have a longer ice season.

...... unless you agreed to have children with your wife only because you can put out more tip-ups when they are with you.

...... unless you suffer from depression requiring counseling and medication due to ice-fishing withdrawal in September.

...... unless you wake up with your house engulfed in flames, and risk your life going into the garage to grab your auger and tip-up basket!

Fishmon · « **Reply #63 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 12:16 PM »

You are a real ice fisherman when you sit on a jigging rapala and fish the rest of the day with the thing hanging off your backside.

TJC · « **Reply #64 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 12:23 PM »

Your not a real ice fisherperson until you say no to sleep and go ice fishing instead.
You go out in the middle of the night to make sure the minnows your saving aren't frozen over or need the water to be changed.
You ask for gift certificates to local tackle store for Christmas so you can stock up on new tackle.

nepa old man · « **Reply #65 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 12:44 PM »

When you have to dump in the woods at -5.

Mugz · « **Reply #66 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 02:31 PM »

- Until you call your Jet sled a "Jet Bed" and actually have slept in it.

- People ask you why you have a tan on your face in the middle of winter.

The #1 response is.......

Your not a real icefisherman UNLESS you know what a Goatboy is!!!!!!

archbishop · « **Reply #67 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 02:33 PM »

im not a real ice fisherman i guess

i keep meaning to ask what is a goat boy

shrub · « **Reply #68 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 02:55 PM »

your not a ice fisherman unless youve gotten divorced and told your wife she culd have everything but your ice fishing gear. P.S you guys need help with your spelling its not " real" its reel

PIKEGUY · « **Reply #69 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 02:56 PM »

Quote from: archbishop on Feb 02, 2005, 02:33 PM

im not a real ice fisherman i guess i keep meaning to ask what is a goat boy

don't you remember the old Saturday night live skit?

lol. just kidding. I don't want to catch hell for misinformation

archbishop · « **Reply #70 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 03:00 PM »

now i got ya

Fish-A-Holic · « **Reply #71 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 03:16 PM »

You're not a real ice fisherman until you loan a buddy your brand spankin new jiffy stealth auger and he forgets to tighten the allen bolt and the auger drops into 20 feet of water. I've got the GPS coordinates and told him that he's going swimming next summer.

Oldfart · « **Reply #72 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 06:49 PM »

Your not even close to a real ice fisherman till you fished all nite and eaten the bait! After a few sub zero hours, you gotta snack on something.

Michiganmallard · « **Reply #73 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 07:33 PM »

Fish-A-Holic

Quote

You're not a real ice fisherman until you loan a buddy your brand spankin new jiffy stealth auger and he forgets to tighten the allen bolt and the auger drops into 20 feet of water. I've got the GPS coordinates and told him that he's going swimming next summer.

Now you see the most beneficial purpose of the underwater camera. Just bring a 20lb magnet, rope, and the beloved Aqua-Vu... you'll be fishing in a "jiffy"

shrub · « **Reply #74 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 07:44 PM »

your not a reel ice fisherman unless you go fishing on your wedding anniversary ( my dad went fishing on his with my granddad and uncle, on his and my moms anniversary and hes burnt a hole in his pants on a colman tent heater and hes kicked a skimer into a hole).

hedhog · « **Reply #75 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 08:20 PM »

Unless someone has brought a picture of you to your class reunion showing only a poor jerk running across thin ice breaking through every other step, wet to the knees and your spud streaming out behind him like a banner and every one says " Oh my God who brought the picture of ___________.

richstick · « **Reply #76 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 09:11 PM »

you're not a real ice fisherman if you are still stupid enough to be sitting on a 5 gallon bucket with no heater :-)

toguebuster · « **Reply #77 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 09:25 PM »

until you step in the hole your fishing in up to your thigh ,and lose your fish because you were so excited you stepped on him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rmbillettjr · « **Reply #78 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 11:30 PM »

Your not a real icefisherman unless you have pulled a Charlie Brown on the ice running to get a flag, landed flat on your back, and crawled to the tip up to catch the fish.

fishuhalik · « **Reply #79 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 01:57 AM »

Yer not a real icefisherman unless...
You know the best places on your body to stick your maggots so they don't freeze.

Your last girlfriend broke up with you because you spent the money that you were saving for a trip together on an ice fishing trip. $:-\$
You've contemplated canceling your internet access so you could afford a UC.
You've watched a $110 ice fishing combo slip into the depths.

You've spent $110 on an ice fishing combo.
You work at Gander Mountain for the discount on equipment, even though you know you can't afford rent.

You've had to skip your snowmobile across 50 ft of open water to get out to safe ice in March.

You've gone out on a lake in November with one leg on the ice & one in a canoe.
Gosh, I could go on for a while...

nepa old man · « **Reply #80 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 07:12 AM »

Quote from: shrub on Feb 02, 2005, 02:55 PM

your not a ice fisherman unless youve gotten divorced and told your wife she culd have everything but your ice fishing gear. P.S you guys need help with your spelling its not " real" its reel

Are you related to Hali-Man ? LOL.

hali-man · « **Reply #81 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 07:13 AM »

Easy there, Old Man.

BlackIce · « **Reply #82 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 09:48 AM »

Quote from: shrub on Feb 02, 2005, 07:44 PM

your not a reel ice fisherman unless you go fishing on your wedding anniversary ( my dad went fishing on his with my granddad and uncle, on his and my moms anniversary and hes burnt a hole in his pants on a colman tent heater and hes kicked a skimer into a hole).

Does spending all of Valentines weekend on the ice count? Me and a couple buddies did an all weekend fisheree on Valentines weekend, slept on the ice, etc. It is amazing we are still married.

archbishop · « **Reply #83 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 09:50 AM »

lol your lucky you werent sleeping out there permanently

id never pull that one off

nepa old man · « **Reply #84 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 10:04 AM »

Quote from: hali-man on Feb 03, 2005, 07:13 AM

Easy there, Old Man.

Just had to get that one in, couldn't resist.

archbishop · « **Reply #85 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 12:01 PM »

... until youve used a sock and cold water instead of tp

archbishop · « **Reply #86 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 12:04 PM »

... until youve stuck your head down a hole as a means of a fish finder

burghangler · « **Reply #87 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 01:14 PM »

-have walked a wooden plank across open water to get to the ice.
-have got you foot stuck in a hole
-eaten a snickers bar that harder than a steel bar

eyedoktr · « **Reply #88 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 01:43 PM »

richstick, don't think your comment went unnoticed by me.

hali-man · « **Reply #89 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 02:27 PM »

Quote from: archbishop on Feb 03, 2005, 12:04 PM

... until youve stuck your head down a hole as a means of a fish finder

I want to see that!

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Author Topic: your not a real ice-fisherman (Read 21187 times)

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