Author Topic: Your Favorite Fishing Quotes/Sayings (Read 50391 times)

capt.shay · « **Reply #60 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 04:00 AM »

"We're going to need a bigger boat!"

Bailbuster · « **Reply #61 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 05:00 AM »

Let it run,It can't get out of the pond!!!!

marshrat · « **Reply #62 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 09:06 AM »

Where did you catch all those fish?

In the water!

Shrek · « **Reply #63 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 09:25 AM »

Had three bobbers down

fshnfool · « **Reply #64 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 09:26 AM »

I think I'm gettin a bite.....my flag's twitchin

jigmasterjr · « **Reply #65 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 09:27 AM »

you gotta hook em to cook em

KissMyBassNH · « **Reply #66 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 09:34 AM »

i think i heard a flag go up

njsimonson · « **Reply #67 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 10:47 AM »

My Favorites

Fun Quotes:
"Hooksets are free"
"FLAAAAG!!!"
"Eating bass is for people who can't catch walleye...or perch or crappie or pike or bluegill."
"I'll punch 50 holes before I sit over one for five minutes, some people say I have ADD on the ice, I'm sorry what were we talking about?"
"It's not that fishing is so important, it's just that so many things in life are so much less important." (Forgot author)
"When in doubt, set the hook."
"You shoulda been here yesterday."
"Work is for suckers, suckers are for fishing, therefore, work is for fishing"
"Fish more, work less"
"Despite what you've been taught there are only three seasons: Ice fishing, openwater fishing and hunting."
"Just one more last cast"
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll never go back to work."

Serious Quotes:
"Many men fish all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Thoreau
"The animal killed in jest, dies in earnest." - Thoreau
"Swarms of living creatures will live wherever the river flows. There will be large numbers of fish...where the river flows everything will live." Ezekiel 47:9, Christian Bible
"In the end mankind will be judged by two things - by what we create, and by what we refuse to destroy" - Teddy Roosevelt (I think?)

The one quote I can't stand:
"That's why they call it fishing and not catching." Makes me wanna punch someone.

If I think of more, I'll post them.

ice dawg · « **Reply #68 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 11:44 AM »

If you ain't a fisherman, you ain't sh-t.

BlindSquirrel · « **Reply #69 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 12:15 PM »

“It’s in the mouth”

Heard along the shores of Lake Ontario Tributaries during the salmon run.

stumper · « **Reply #70 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 01:44 PM »

All is fair in the bobber war.

trapster · « **Reply #71 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 03:19 PM »

My favorite is.........NET BOY... that's usualy said while reeling in a nice wally

eyedoktr · « **Reply #72 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 03:27 PM »

I guess my favorite is a slogan that is actually trademarked/copyrighted by another website I frequent

"SHUT UP AND FISH"

There are lots of t-shirts, hats, etc with this phrase on them and most are actually illegal

macker13 · « **Reply #73 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 03:50 PM »

My personal favorite.

My buddy while admiring a nicely mounted fish:
"That looks like the one Mark threw back"

icontact · « **Reply #74 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 03:58 PM »

The fishing was so good I thought I was here yesterday.

UP jigstick · « **Reply #75 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 04:05 PM »

Quote from: Little Brown Dog on Jan 02, 2007, 12:37 PM

My greatist fear is that when I die my wife will sell all of my fishing gear for what I told her I paid for it!

ROFLMAO!! how true, how true,

ice dawg · « **Reply #76 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 06:28 PM »

I was having breakfast with a friend that was hung over while we were at a resort on Lake Oahe. A farmer walked in that was missing a hand and my dipstick buddy says "Bitin that good eh?". It felt kinda normal being under the table after that one.

Ice_Ape · « **Reply #77 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 08:15 PM »

This rod tip is so sensitive, you can feel a fish fart!

MXFISHER656 · « **Reply #78 on:** Jan 03, 2007, 08:19 PM »

I like to say "Flag down" with some enthusiam as I point to a tip up. Early season I usually can get a good couple of step of my friends, especially when the fish are hitting and the beers are flowing....

jaklakmak · « **Reply #79 on:** Jan 06, 2012, 10:27 PM »

Your on your way to being my new fish finder boy!

Woodsman · « **Reply #80 on:** Jan 07, 2012, 05:39 AM »

Fish'n is the only sport where you can ask another guy to hold your rod while you take a pee.

pirkaus · « **Reply #81 on:** Jan 07, 2012, 06:09 AM »

You can't catch fish sitting in your living room

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, he'll fall asleep, drunk in a boat on Sunday

"I've caught more fish than you've lied about"

There's a "fine line" between catching and losing a fish

I would fish more, but work keeps getting in the way

I set the hook so hard, I crossed his eyes

I got something in my eye, I can"t see going to work

Pirk

bpfohler · « **Reply #82 on:** Jan 07, 2012, 06:13 AM »

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!", -Ben Franklin

TrekJeff · « **Reply #83 on:** Jan 07, 2012, 06:58 AM »

"Bearing...Mark...Solut ion Ready...Weapon Ready...FIRE TUBE 2!"

ok, wrong kinda of fishing.....

One thing Dad never had to tell me;

"I'm not guaranteeing you'll catch anything, but I will guarantee you'll catch nothing sitting at home"

"Hey the lake froze over last night, how think is it?"..."Not sure, but Bill is out on it"..."I don't see him"..."Guess it isn't think enough then"<<<<spoken Monday, Jan 2nd....Bill was ok, just a bit cold and wet..

CharlieBrn · « **Reply #84 on:** Jan 07, 2012, 07:27 AM »

He said to them, "Follow me and I will make you fishers of men". Mathew 4:19

CharlieBrn · « **Reply #85 on:** Jan 07, 2012, 07:34 AM »

It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and looses, has it coming.

mcsquinty · « **Reply #86 on:** Jan 07, 2012, 07:53 AM »

Quote from: icontact on Jan 03, 2007, 03:58 PM

The fishing was so good I thought I was here yesterday.

I think this is my new saying.

mcsquinty · « **Reply #87 on:** Jan 07, 2012, 08:07 AM »

The fish of a lifetime wears no watch.

eriksat1 · « **Reply #88 on:** Jan 07, 2012, 08:08 AM »

You should have been here last week.

ByteN2it · « **Reply #89 on:** Jan 07, 2012, 10:11 AM »

"The Green Hornet strikes again!"

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Author Topic: Your Favorite Fishing Quotes/Sayings (Read 50391 times)