Ice Fishing Birthday Gag Gift

[tigerwoodsmuskie]

Lookin' for a little help.One of my ice fishing buddies turns 60 and I want to get him some type of old man ice fisherman gag gift. Anyone ever seen something funny like that.Any help would be great. We talked 20 years ago, laughing,saying do you think we'll be doing this when we're 50,60 ? I hope we go to 80..

[nightrunner06]

get him a bag of depends

[powdiddy]

get a walker and put skis and a rod holder on it 

[UPSTATE ICEMASTER]

get him a bag of depends

 And send  it down his hole on his jig rod when he goes out for a leak 

[nightrunner06]

And send  it down his hole on his jig rod when he goes out for a leak 

good idea

[UPSTATE ICEMASTER]

 Imagine the look on the ol'boys face when he reels that catch in 

[ratdog]

inflatable doll comes to mind

[vicegripkiller]

inflatable doll is always appropriate and extremely functional

[5watchman5]

Buy him a new Vex.  No, wait a minute, he might have a heartattack.  Buy him a magnifying glass so that he can tie on his jigs......and some depends.

[icedpapermouth]

toilet paper... it's practical

[tigerwoodsmuskie]

get a walker and put skis and a rod holder on it 

  Thanks, could probably do something with this one.

[bcons]

get a walker and put skis and a rod holder on it 

Now that's funny stuff.  Then pickup a "PakShack" that chair with flip over cover normally $100, most places closing them out now for $50 or less.  Mount it to the walker.  Of course you can't forget to mount a fake "Lifecall" button, from the old lady "Help I've fallen & I can't getup"

[bunnyasassyn]

one of the jig companies (i think jammin jigs but not sure) has a novelty jig that is a mans genatalia that could be pretty funny and inexpensive..he'd be all pumped that his buddy got him some jigs till he takes a closer look!! Its funny to me but im young an immature 

[bcons]

I tried to remember a gag fit I got some yrs ago, here's something very similar.
http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Bathroom-Fishing-Game-Magnetic-Potty-Mat-Gag-Toy-/360340257224?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item53e5f3f9c8
Might go well with the depends.

[bobdboater]

Affix a scooper to a cane......... Maybe find the book Fishing for "Dummies"

[Superpole]

I think I found it for you.  21 hours left on eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Green-Hornet-Grumpy-Old-Men-Ice-Fishing-Pole-/300521119703?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item45f8745fd7

[Burning Beard]

get a walker and put skis and a rod holder on it 

WINNER!   

[rgfixit]

As a man of that approximate age, I'd probably appreciate something more relative to the years of friendship (assuming you're still friends).

Get him something he's always talked about getting but never did. Like a nice massage from some cute oriental girl.

RG

[tigerwoodsmuskie]

As a man of that approximate age, I'd probably appreciate something more relative to the years of friendship (assuming you're still friends).

Get him something he's always talked about getting but never did. Like a nice massage from some cute oriental girl.  I thought you were going to say a Floating suit or something.I'm afraid that massage might kill him.  Thanks for the ideas.

RG

[rgfixit]

I did say "something he'd like" 

RG