'' A BLONDE ICEFISHING TALE ''

[UPSTATE ICEMASTER]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK   

[AirManCam]

Thats pretty funny

[chrisN]

ive heard that one before but its still funny

[Robb]

Nice one! Did you get my PM??
Robb

[camo_fish]

That's a good one. 

[rayfish]

Careful UI, my blond  , feisty  , fiance , just started hard water fishing and may start reading the shanty!.

[rayfish]

Great joke anyway!

[UPSTATE ICEMASTER]

Careful UI, my blond  , feisty  , fiance , just started hard water fishing and may start reading the shanty!.

 LMAO If she reads it man tell her i said no hard feelings 

[Mongo]

Heard and told this one many times       Still a great joke.

[archbishop]

thet theres funny

[Basshuntah]

thanks i'll use this tomorrow fishin'