Author Topic: Got toilet paper? (Read 18885 times)

hunts2long · « **Reply #30 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 06:47 AM »

Look at it this way; in a couple weeks there will be leaves on the trees, the ferns will be coming up, what's the worry...h2l

Gunflint · « **Reply #31 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 06:48 AM »

I have the answer!!!!

The reason they are selling out of toilet paper is that

PEOPLE ARE FULL OF CRAP WHEN IT COMES TO THE CORONA VIRUS!

They are SO FULL OF CRAP that it takes pallets of toilet paper to deal with the stupidity. Anyways, that is my personal theory.

filetandrelease · « **Reply #32 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 07:02 AM »

1 of the stores in Syracuse had to call the police yesterday , scary

filetandrelease · « **Reply #33 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 07:20 AM »

I wish the entire government would concentrate on the problem and stop using it as a political platform , JMO , working together gets more done
Think I’ll go fishing

Raquettedacker · « **Reply #34 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 07:30 AM »

river_scum · « **Reply #35 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 07:49 AM »

Quote from: filetandrelease on Mar 14, 2020, 06:04 AM

Politicians are throwing gas and the media are fanning the flames , stores are over run , creating what the CDC wanted to avoid
John a clothesline would be great , then drag his worthless behind to my truck close his finger in the tail gate , no sympathy for thieves here

bingo!

and nobody drooping off like flies. lmao I get your point though.

my thought on the spread. online shopping is most likely contributing to the spread. millions ordering stuff on line that's coming from china. chen packs your stuff with the virus he has. you get it and open your own virus! news said 9-10 day life span on surfaces.

insane the reaction of people in this world though! im shocked at how sacred everyone is over the flu!

esox_xtm · « **Reply #36 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 07:57 AM »

Meh! I can make one roll last a whole year...

Don't forget to save that corner you tear out, it's important!

esox_xtm · « **Reply #37 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 08:05 AM »

The whole world's been "Monked"...

hays47 · « **Reply #38 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 08:36 AM »

You guys think this is funny. Just wait till the Y2K virus hits all our computers. Planes start falling out of the sky.
All our bank accounts revert to 0. Power companies shut down and there is no electricity. WHAT wait a minute. Never mind.

At 72 years of age I realize the worst virus in this country. Is the media.

olds-Pa · « **Reply #39 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 08:55 AM »

There never was a shortage of toilet paper when Sears and Roebuck still gave out catalogs...

JohnJ1981 · « **Reply #40 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 09:56 AM »

Quote from: filetandrelease on Mar 14, 2020, 06:04 AM

Politicians are throwing gas and the media are fanning the flames , stores are over run , creating what the CDC wanted to avoid
John a clothesline would be great , then drag his worthless behind to my truck close his finger in the tail gate , no sympathy for thieves here

I’m thinking instead of the tailgate treatment, we just do as your name suggests..... filet and release 😎

YFO · « **Reply #41 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 10:34 AM »

Quote from: hays47 on Mar 14, 2020, 08:36 AM

At 72 years of age I realize the worst virus in this ~~country~~ world. Is the ~~media~~ people.

Fixed that for you.

Not directed at you personally but rather all of mankind. We're the biggest invasive species on the planet.

3300 · « **Reply #42 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 11:01 AM »

SOS. soonest appointment for some is mid may.

MEIJER SANITIZER WIPES. just spray rubbing alcohol and wipe with paper towel.

MEIJER TP. wal-mart has none, neither does sams club. i'm hearing dollar general has plenty of every thing as does home depot for now.

no pics, but no hand sanitizers left on shelves either. you can make your own out of aloe and rubbing alcohol. not sure if lysol sprays are on panic mode, but thinking they are.

schools closed until april 6th (so far).

some tv shows stopped having an audience.

https://www.cdc.gov/

Drifter_016 · « **Reply #43 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 11:01 AM »

Chris338378 · « **Reply #44 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 11:20 AM »

It's going to be fun to watch the people when they realize how many people touched the shelves and the stores don't sanitize them. They won't know whether to poop or go blind.

filetandrelease · « **Reply #45 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 11:23 AM »

Here the wegmans closed to sanitize and restock yesterday

OldSailor · « **Reply #46 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 11:29 AM »

SirCranksalot · « **Reply #47 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 12:58 PM »

Quote from: filetandrelease on Mar 14, 2020, 06:04 AM

Politicians are throwing gas and the media are fanning the flames , stores are over run , creating what the CDC wanted to avoid
John a clothesline would be great , then drag his worthless behind to my truck close his finger in the tail gate , no sympathy for thieves here

Otta nail his scrotum to a stump and flip him over backwards!!

skifisher · « **Reply #48 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 02:13 PM »

Just saw a post on e-bay...12 rolls of a well-known toilet tissue for a mere $123.01 with free shipping!!
And you wonder what’s wrong with society!

filetandrelease · « **Reply #49 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 02:50 PM »

Whopper Stopper · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 03:32 PM »

This is in a town about 15 miles from me.

The guy was trying to sell a 4 roll pack of TP for $20

I had to ask him if he would consider splitting the pack and and selling 2 rolls. He said no!

WS

JohnJ1981 · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 03:43 PM »

Quote from: Gunflint on Mar 14, 2020, 06:48 AM

I have the answer!!!!

The reason they are selling out of toilet paper is that

PEOPLE ARE FULL OF CRAP WHEN IT COMES TO THE CORONA VIRUS!
They are SO FULL OF CRAP that it takes pallets of toilet paper to deal with the stupidity. Anyways, that is my personal theory.

You better pray you’re right. Because what I’ve been seeing from the doctors NOT THE MEDIA is that it is killing the preexisting condition people and the elderly at very high rates. So if you’re under 50 and don’t have a pre-existing condition you’re fine maybe. So I guess me at 38 I’m fine but what about the hundreds of millions who fall into the high risk.

jerryfishing · « **Reply #52 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 04:08 PM »

On average 100 people per day get shot to death in the US. Shouldn't we be stocking up on bullets and shells instead of toilet paper?

JohnJ1981 · « **Reply #53 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 04:20 PM »

Does anyone have an idea of what the leading cause of death in this country is?

JohnJ1981 · « **Reply #54 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 04:21 PM »

I’ll give you a clue it’s average is roughly 625,000 per year. Just in this country alone.

hays47 · « **Reply #55 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 04:43 PM »

So there I was at my local WAL-MART. Staring at the empty racks where toilet paper used to be stocked. So I ambled over to the customer service desk. I inquired if they had any toilet paper. Evidently they were tired of the same question. They didn't even hide their disgust with me.

All I can say. That was a long walk from the public bathroom to the service desk. With my pants down around my ankles

skifisher · « **Reply #56 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 05:05 PM »

John,
Heart disease.

JohnJ1981 · « **Reply #57 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 05:12 PM »

Quote from: skifisher on Mar 14, 2020, 05:05 PM

John,
Heart disease.

Nope. I likely will get banned for saying this but frankly I don’t care! It’s abortion. And if you look at the overall average for the world per year is a horrifying 56 million per year! 56 million souls sniffed out per year! And people are panicked about Coronavirus? Pardon me whilst I throw up in disgust!
God have Mercy on us!

SirCranksalot · « **Reply #58 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 05:21 PM »

Quote from: olds-Pa on Mar 14, 2020, 08:55 AM

There never was a shortage of toilet paper when Sears and Roebuck still gave out catalogs...

But I hated the glossy pages!!

missoulafish · « **Reply #59 on:** Mar 14, 2020, 05:49 PM »

False equivalancies .....

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Author Topic: Got toilet paper? (Read 18885 times)