I wouldnt say this was funny unless I was watching, but a couple of years ago I went for a shanty race across a cove. We had rain that turned the ice super slick the next day, and high winds. I was walking the fish trap to a spot, when a wind gust blew the tent part up, and made it a sail, the rope tangled onto my legs, and I got dragged across the cove, cut my hand on something , and was bleeding like a seive. I tried hard to bite into the ice with my cleats, hard to do when your on the ground/ice.Good thing the wind wasnt blowing the other direction, the main lake was open water. I would have been swimming with the fishes (Maybe even with Luca Brazzi). I went back to my house to bandage my hand, and said I wont give up so easily. Went back out, hooked a small perch and my jigging rod broke at the handle. I think I may have landed on it when the wind got me. I called it a day!
