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Title: So, the Lady asked me......Now This is sexy!
Post by: Anomaly on Mar 08, 2018, 04:36 PM
....with a degree of perplexed disgust, “All you do is fish?”

How would you respond? I was talking about  the fish we have in our seafood dept at my real job, ice fishing, oysters and being a clammer.


Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: MG39 on Mar 08, 2018, 05:04 PM
....with a degree of perplexed disgust, “All you do is fish?”

How would you respond? I was talking about  the fish we have in our seafood dept at my real job, ice fishing, oysters and being a clammer.

I think my reply would be..... "Did you have something else in mind" ;D
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: Anomaly on Mar 08, 2018, 05:11 PM
I think my reply would be..... "Did you have something else in mind" ;D
Good Point, Bob! Not in this case though.  ::)
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: Fish Wayniac on Mar 08, 2018, 05:43 PM
My wife lets me fish one day a week. She knows I am obsessed with fishing!
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: MG39 on Mar 08, 2018, 05:59 PM
Good Point, Bob! Not in this case though.  ::)

Are you saying she looked like a "Hornpout". ;D ;D
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: SirCranksalot on Mar 08, 2018, 06:01 PM
....with a degree of perplexed disgust, “All you do is fish?”

How would you respond? I was talking about  the fish we have in our seafood dept at my real job, ice fishing, oysters and being a clammer.

My father fished for a living and in his spare time he went fishing. Didn't see anything unusual/remarkable/ ironic about it!! ;D
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: saltyshores on Mar 08, 2018, 06:58 PM
My father fished for a living and in his spare time he went fishing. Didn't see anything unusual/remarkable/ ironic about it!! ;D

I would tell her that fishing probably kept me out of a lot of trouble when I was young!  ???

Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: Anomaly on Mar 09, 2018, 04:56 AM
Are you saying she looked like a "Hornpout". ;D ;D

More toward sculpin.  :woot:
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: grub662 on Mar 09, 2018, 05:01 AM
You know Joe the only way to make a fair judgement in this case you need to post a few pictures of this said woman of yours. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: Anomaly on Mar 09, 2018, 05:12 AM
I would tell her that fishing probably kept me out of a lot of trouble when I was young!  ???
I shout about saying “There is one other thing.” But it might not have gone well.  :o
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: FishPaws on Mar 09, 2018, 11:07 AM
You could just woo her with hours of the damages//benefits of drilling oil off the coast. Then move to dirty talk- windmills killing eagles but the fact feral cats kill more birds, but they don't kill cuddley raptors. Finally even more sweet talk and really hit the g-spot- global warming. Before long she'll beg you to talk about fish.
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: gamefisher on Mar 09, 2018, 12:52 PM
You could just woo her with hours of the damages//benefits of drilling oil off the coast. Then move to dirty talk- windmills killing eagles but the fact feral cats kill more birds, but they don't kill raptors. Finally even more sweet talking about global warming. Before long she'll beg you to talk about fish.

  :roflmao:That's what we've been missing around here! ;D
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: lunkahville on Mar 09, 2018, 02:52 PM
^^That's funny stuff
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Post by: woodchip on Mar 09, 2018, 02:59 PM
This morn on my jig line I had on the Heaviest  that I have ever had  on . when I released it my wife was happy that she did no have a hole in her night dress,
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: ActiveTrapChecker on Mar 09, 2018, 04:03 PM
....with a degree of perplexed disgust, “All you do is fish?”

How would you respond? I was talking about  the fish we have in our seafood dept at my real job, ice fishing, oysters and being a clammer.

I didn’t have this much free time when we were just dating...
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: Gills-only on Mar 09, 2018, 04:08 PM
My wife lets me fish one day a week. She knows I am obsessed with fishing!
.          I don’t ask my wife when I can go, kids gone I go when I want to !!
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: Gettinjiggy1 on Mar 09, 2018, 05:33 PM
I think my wife prefers that I fish than chase her around the house
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: StolenB8 on Mar 09, 2018, 07:43 PM
I dont have a wife. I fish all the time. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a wife  ???
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: Anomaly on Mar 10, 2018, 04:49 AM
You could just woo her with hours of the damages//benefits of drilling oil off the coast. Then move to dirty talk- windmills killing eagles but the fact feral cats kill more birds, but they don't kill cuddley raptors. Finally even more sweet talk and really hit the g-spot- global warming. Before long she'll beg you to talk about fish.

Love this bit!  :roflmao: :clap: :icefish:

I like that I created enough angst in you for some decent humor to arise, to know you read my posts - the mean you care , but where are the chocolates? - and that it is unlikely you read the articles I posted. It is funny!!! .  ;D :icefish:
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......Now This is sexy!
Post by: Anomaly on Mar 10, 2018, 05:48 AM
Stream turbine!

Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: Anomaly on Mar 10, 2018, 05:49 AM
You could just woo her with hours of the damages//benefits of drilling oil off the coast. Then move to dirty talk- windmills killing eagles but the fact feral cats kill more birds, but they don't kill cuddley raptors. Finally even more sweet talk and really hit the g-spot- global warming. Before long she'll beg you to talk about fish.
I know this would make the hotties horny!


Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: FishPaws on Mar 10, 2018, 06:58 AM
Love this bit!  :roflmao: :clap: :icefish:

I like that I created enough angst in you for some decent humor to arise, to know you read my posts - the mean you care , but where are the chocolates? - and that it is unlikely you read the articles I posted. It is funny!!! .  ;D :icefish:


No angst at all. I enjoy the topics and the points of view that arise(I do read both*). Glad the mods allow it. I'm mostly anti-windmill since I cant see another camp from mine but can now see 15 windmills... and they are loosing $. On the other hand, the landowner, who I know, can make $ off it how he sees fit IMO... Capitalism. Subsidizing them however... not Capitalism.       
I was cracking myself up as typing.  Is it me or is the background music in that last turbine video you posted a little sensual.  ;D

*To a point. Three sides to every story- both sides & the truth.     
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......
Post by: Anomaly on Mar 10, 2018, 07:03 AM

No angst at all. I enjoy the topics and the points of view that arise(I do read both*). Glad the mods allow it. I'm mostly anti-windmill since I cant see another camp from mine but can now see 15 windmills... and they are loosing $. On the other hand, the landowner, who I know, can make $ off it how he sees fit IMO... Capitalism. Subsidizing them however... not Capitalism.       
I was cracking myself up as typing.  Is it me or is the background music in that last turbine video you posted a little sensual.  ;D

*To a point. Three sides to every story- both sides & the truth.   

There are at least 16 mathematically possible dimensions. It is said honey bees appear to communicate on the tesseract of a 6 dimensional figure. So, three sides is just the beginning.
Love you post!  :thumbsup: :icefish:
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......Now This is sexy!
Post by: woodchip on Mar 10, 2018, 08:13 AM
then the wheel showed up!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: So, the Lady asked me......Now This is sexy!
Post by: MadSledder on Mar 11, 2018, 09:37 PM
Thats all some funny stuff right there!