It is OK to love your equipment, but not to "LOVE" it...
How do you have all the time? There is still months of some of the best open water fishing of the year, I wish I had time to hunt, but the fishing keeps getting in the way! And the ice flies you could be tying, jigging rods yet built, the list just goes on and on... And that's not talking about the rest of life that gets in the way of fishing!!! You are one lucky guy to have that much time.
Thanks for the funny video! Maybe something that blows up would be a little "Softer" for you!!!LOL! If you are into inanimate objects!