My work is done

[. Ron]

There are Cheerios on the ceiling fan waiting to be turned on.  The faucets are properly taped and the sprayer on the sink is suitably rigged.  There is Crisco on all of my girls' deodorant.  Toothbrushes have been salted.  I've taped a harmonica to my wife's truck's grill.  I've put several empty KY bottles in my mother-in-law's car back window.

I'm going to bed and hoping that none of this comes back on me.

-Ron

[Seamonkey84]

Roflmfao

[44 Degrees North]

For your sake I hope you did not drink a twelve pack last night and wake up duct taped to the bed this morning. 

[Snopro]

For your sake I hope you did not drink a twelve pack last night and wake up duct taped to the bed this morning. 

That is a nightly thing for ron!

[Phoenix]

I've heard tell that payback is a ...................... ...........

[fishingsurveyor]

There are Cheerios on the ceiling fan waiting to be turned on.  The faucets are properly taped and the sprayer on the sink is suitably rigged.  There is Crisco on all of my girls' deodorant.  Toothbrushes have been salted.  I've taped a harmonica to my wife's truck's grill. I've put several empty KY bottles in my mother-in-law's car back window.

I'm going to bed and hoping that none of this comes back on me.

-Ron

How long you been saving those 
Do like the harmonica trick

[Sawyerjosh]

I like the crisco in the deodorant trick

[WhiteSquall]

I like the crisco in the deodorant trick

I'm sitting in my truck laughing, thinking about how confused my girlfriend would be driving up 295 to work with a harmonica in the grill.

 

[chum bucket]

Watch your back, it will be coming!

[Anomaly]

I always really like the story about Willey Nelson passing out in bed and his wife, for good reason, wrapped him up in a sheet and beat the sheet out of him with a bat or something like a bat.  Paybacks can be a peach 

[Chris338378]

That's some funny stuff there just watch out they don't join forces against you.

[44 Degrees North]

Haven't heard from .Ron. I would guess they got him back. Hanging from some game pole upside down. It would have been good to hear the results of his devious plan.

[saltyshores]

Haven't heard from .Ron. I would guess they got him back. Hanging from some game pole upside down. It would have been good to hear the results of his devious plan.

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[. Ron]

My 15 year (going on 25) old daughter was a willing accomplice in these pranks.  She regretted it later when she forgot about some of them.  She was the first to turn on the faucet in the kitchen, downstairs bathroom, and the switch for the living room light/fan.

She was the only one who didn't get Crisco on her deodorant, but decided to use her Mom's instead.

In the end, my favorite part of the whole event was telling her to "...go ask your mother" when she asked my why I had three empty bottles of personal lubricant to put on her Nana's dashboard.

-Ron

[Seamonkey84]

Omg... She did it all to herself hahaha.  "Go ask your mother"... Awkward lol.

[44 Degrees North]

Good to hear they let you live. Now the only question is why would you have three empty bottles of KY? Uh no, don't answer that I really don't want to know.

[franklin fisher]

My 15 year (going on 25) old daughter was a willing accomplice in these pranks.  She regretted it later when she forgot about some of them.  She was the first to turn on the faucet in the kitchen, downstairs bathroom, and the switch for the living room light/fan.

She was the only one who didn't get Crisco on her deodorant, but decided to use her Mom's instead.

In the end, my favorite part of the whole event was telling her to "...go ask your mother" when she asked my why I had three empty bottles of personal lubricant to put on her Nana's dashboard.

-Ron

   Those are some great tricks.  I've been curious to know how well the harmonica trick worked.

[. Ron]

The harmonica worked well.  A whistle works as well, but doesn't provide the visual impact when the victim of the prank finds the instrument.

[pegasus]

If I had done any of that it wouldn't be my work is done but my life.

[Mainehazmt]

<---going shopping for a harmonica!