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Title: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: BojiHawk on Jan 05, 2007, 03:42 PM
On the ice, we seem to have some names that have evolved for certain types of people - or better yet, what they do.  I was wondering if anyone else had some good ones.

Squatter - Guy who steals your hole after you catch a fish and leave to get bait.

Mice - Guys that come out and drill 213 holes before even getting a pole out. (swiss cheese)

JV Team - Guys that come out and have no idea what they are doing. (junior varsity)

BMW - (Big Minnow waster)  Guy who is never happy with his minnows action and constantly wastes them.

Guppies - Guys with WAY too much gear and not enough knowledge. (play on yuppies)

Buckets - Guys that only sit on buckets.  Normally will catch more fish than the guppies.

Nancies - Guys that can't take the cold and cry about it.

heykinus - Guys never has stuff he needs and asks you to get it ("Heykinu grab me that skimmer?)

Ramp Champs - Guys that won't even drive on 20" of ice no matter how many vehicles there are.

Any others you guys got??  I need more ammo.







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Post by: deadsmelthead on Jan 05, 2007, 04:33 PM
Bojihawks- guys who make fun of every kind of fisherman there is.
just made that one up hope it makes your list
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Post by: Logan22 on Jan 05, 2007, 05:31 PM
Bojihawks- guys who make fun of every kind of fisherman there is.
just made that one up hope it makes your list

 ;D LOL!
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Post by: 1TIGGER on Jan 05, 2007, 06:38 PM
Lugnut or Dewfuzz .... The guy who comes out at two O'Clock with an axe chops a hole the size of a Clydesdale  and expects to catch something !
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Post by: fishingonly2002 on Jan 05, 2007, 07:59 PM
(sunken) jackhammers- guys that seem to think the best way for checking ice is to walk half way accross the lake and start jumping and hoppinh as hard as they can to see if it holds...... they sure will find out quick if the ice isnt safe.

~Neal
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Post by: duck doctor on Jan 05, 2007, 08:01 PM
Beer B!@ch-  the first person who spills a beer, is shut off for the rest of the day and has to keep handing full ones to all the others
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Post by: happy perch fisher on Jan 05, 2007, 08:50 PM
lol couch potoes people who care about there comfort more then fishing lol
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Post by: Big Burk on Jan 05, 2007, 09:25 PM
what would you call someone who gets his dad to buy everything for him, has a underwater camera but has to have me set it up then forgets it at the cabin everytime we went out >:( has to get someone else to take the frozen fish eye off his hook from the day befor, whines about the wind, says there isnt enough light when he had 3 lanterns and me and my other friend were using moonlight and werent complaining, complains about the minnow smell and wont stay out long enough at night and makes us stay fishing close to the cabin because he doesnt want to waste gas on his sled ??? then complains that he never caught any walleyes, burbot or perch. then he leaves to go snowboarding and me and my other friend go back out farther and find the perch within 15 min. what is one name we can call him, he is a good friend to fish with during the open water season and on warm days on the ice or when we are in a shanty but wont stop complaining. right now we just call him a variety of names, most are too vulgar for the site so i want one name to call him that will make him shut up.
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Post by: icefishermandave on Jan 05, 2007, 10:24 PM
squeezers: guys that dont know a thing about ice fishng and come up like 10 feet away from u and start fishing  >:(
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Post by: hunters08 on Jan 05, 2007, 11:09 PM
Maggots-The guys that have never fished where you are and see you catching fish and maggots his way into your spot. :tipup:
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Post by: crappieslayer22 on Jan 05, 2007, 11:13 PM
nubbiecakes-someone who has never icefished before ;)
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Post by: duck doctor on Jan 06, 2007, 05:37 AM
what would you call someone who gets his dad to buy everything for him, has a underwater camera but has to have me set it up then forgets it at the cabin everytime we went out >:( has to get someone else to take the frozen fish eye off his hook from the day befor, whines about the wind, says there isnt enough light when he had 3 lanterns and me and my other friend were using moonlight and werent complaining, complains about the minnow smell and wont stay out long enough at night and makes us stay fishing close to the cabin because he doesnt want to waste gas on his sled ??? then complains that he never caught any walleyes, burbot or perch. then he leaves to go snowboarding and me and my other friend go back out farther and find the perch within 15 min. what is one name we can call him, he is a good friend to fish with during the open water season and on warm days on the ice or when we are in a shanty but wont stop complaining. right now we just call him a variety of names, most are too vulgar for the site so i want one name to call him that will make him shut up.

Hasbeen- someone who you take fishing and "has been" fishing with you for years but complains to much that his last ice fishing trip "has been" his last with you!
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Post by: Colli2 on Jan 06, 2007, 05:47 AM
How about Wuss-Man?
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Post by: ice dawg on Jan 06, 2007, 10:08 AM
what would you call someone who gets his dad to buy everything for him, has a underwater camera but has to have me set it up then forgets it at the cabin everytime we went out >:( has to get someone else to take the frozen fish eye off his hook from the day befor, whines about the wind, says there isnt enough light when he had 3 lanterns and me and my other friend were using moonlight and werent complaining, complains about the minnow smell and wont stay out long enough at night and makes us stay fishing close to the cabin because he doesnt want to waste gas on his sled ??? then complains that he never caught any walleyes, burbot or perch. then he leaves to go snowboarding and me and my other friend go back out farther and find the perch within 15 min. what is one name we can call him, he is a good friend to fish with during the open water season and on warm days on the ice or when we are in a shanty but wont stop complaining. right now we just call him a variety of names, most are too vulgar for the site so i want one name to call him that will make him shut up.

I would call him GONE because he would be.  :woot: ;)2
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Post by: pinche on Jan 06, 2007, 10:25 AM
what would you call someone who gets his dad to buy everything for him, has a underwater camera but has to have me set it up then forgets it at the cabin everytime we went out >:( has to get someone else to take the frozen fish eye off his hook from the day befor, whines about the wind, says there isnt enough light when he had 3 lanterns and me and my other friend were using moonlight and werent complaining, complains about the minnow smell and wont stay out long enough at night and makes us stay fishing close to the cabin because he doesnt want to waste gas on his sled ??? then complains that he never caught any walleyes, burbot or perch. then he leaves to go snowboarding and me and my other friend go back out farther and find the perch within 15 min. what is one name we can call him, he is a good friend to fish with during the open water season and on warm days on the ice or when we are in a shanty but wont stop complaining. right now we just call him a variety of names, most are too vulgar for the site so i want one name to call him that will make him shut up.
CRAMPER !! Always cramping on your good time
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Post by: pirkaus on Jan 06, 2007, 11:37 AM
"Ya-know's"   The guy who knows everything, but could'nt catch a fish if you put it on the hook for him
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Post by: pike4some on Jan 06, 2007, 01:08 PM
Beer B!@ch-  the first person who spills a beer, is shut off for the rest of the day and has to keep handing full ones to all the others

Thats got to be a man rule or something :thumbsup:
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Post by: duck doctor on Jan 06, 2007, 01:14 PM
Thats got to be a man rule or something :thumbsup:

Funny I was fishing at my shack one day and a group of guys came over that I had never met. Of course I offered them beer and they gladly took it. One guy spilled his and Beer B#%ch he was for the rest of the day. I thought it was only my group that had that name, but I guess it is common law with alcohol. He who wastes it, is Beer B@#ch!
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Post by: jimmygunns on Jan 06, 2007, 01:19 PM
what would you call someone who gets his dad to buy everything for him, has a underwater camera but has to have me set it up then forgets it at the cabin everytime we went out >:( has to get someone else to take the frozen fish eye off his hook from the day befor, whines about the wind, says there isnt enough light when he had 3 lanterns and me and my other friend were using moonlight and werent complaining, complains about the minnow smell and wont stay out long enough at night and makes us stay fishing close to the cabin because he doesnt want to waste gas on his sled ??? then complains that he never caught any walleyes, burbot or perch. then he leaves to go snowboarding and me and my other friend go back out farther and find the perch within 15 min. what is one name we can call him, he is a good friend to fish with during the open water season and on warm days on the ice or when we are in a shanty but wont stop complaining. right now we just call him a variety of names, most are too vulgar for the site so i want one name to call him that will make him shut up.
Sally, Stacey, or the ever-so-catchy Va-Jay-Jay!  Hope you can figure that one out.  I don't think it's that offesive & relates to the proper term for this!
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: BojiHawk on Jan 07, 2007, 02:40 PM
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Bojihawks- guys who make fun of every kind of fisherman there is.
just made that one up hope it makes your list

LOL..you remind me of the last guppie that got a ride to the truck from him buddy on the back of a 4 wheeler after getting some good ol boy ribbing on the ice.  I am a mouse so I get my share of comments also...I perforate and Vexilate and if you don't want to listen to 30 minutes of 2-stroke..you better find another bay other than the one I'm on...it didn't seem to bother me...and I'm the one fishing.

Here's another one:  Deaf fish hog - Guy who is local, fishes eveyday on the same lake.  Then yells at you "How many holes you need to drill to catch fish?" after 30 minutes of ice mining.  I said "As many as it takes to put fish on the ice"  Little hint to people that don't like mice and know a lake - I will drill 75-100 holes per day when I travel to fish.  Since these are public lakes you have 2 choices:  1.) Maybe give us some tips as to what is working and help us put the drill to less use and you get peace and quiet.  Probably don't have to worry about us fishing it dry...we're in the area for 3 days.  2.) Buy ear plugs.   Thats it and that's all for choices.  Hell, you might even make a friend and get a hot lunch.  Or you can pedantically piss and moan about the noise, out of staters, and sit in a state of general annoyance...I'm not quite sure why anyone would ever chose option #2. If I pay $50 plus for a license...I'm either going to go throw 4 gallons of blue gas, or I'm going to be cleaning fish.  One thing is for sure...I'm not going to tip toe around some buckets.  I know one thing is for sure.  I've never met a mad who could talk smack over a 3hp Jiffy lit up.

I'm the guy that brings 2 gallons of chili, twice the bait I need, plenty of everything...I like to converse and I like to share my success locations and expect others to share theirs.  However, if someone thinks that any part of a 6700 acre lake is "theirs"....they'll think again after I'm there.  I went throught that at Devils Lake...soemhow I guess the "guide" there actually read the same chalk board at bait shop as we did and then says "Didn't figure you guys would follow me that long."  Course we were fishing when he got there.  I guess I've never figured out why anyone wouldnt want fellow anglers to share in their sucess.  And if you can't take a good natured ribbing and nickname on the ice...well...maybe someone needs to head back to the lodge and watch some Lifetime TV with the ladies.
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Post by: deadsmelthead on Jan 07, 2007, 03:20 PM
LOL..you remind me of the last guppie that got a ride to the truck from him buddy on the back of a 4 wheeler after getting some good ol boy ribbing on the ice.  I am a mouse so I get my share of comments also...I perforate and Vexilate and if you don't want to listen to 30 minutes of 2-stroke..you better find another bay other than the one I'm on...it didn't seem to bother me...and I'm the one fishing.

Here's another one:  Deaf fish hog - Guy who is local, fishes eveyday on the same lake.  Then yells at you "How many holes you need to drill to catch fish?" after 30 minutes of ice mining.  I said "As many as it takes to put fish on the ice"  Little hint to people that don't like mice and know a lake - I will drill 75-100 holes per day when I travel to fish.  Since these are public lakes you have 2 choices:  1.) Maybe give us some tips as to what is working and help us put the drill to less use and you get peace and quiet.  Probably don't have to worry about us fishing it dry...we're in the area for 3 days.  2.) Buy ear plugs.   Thats it and that's all for choices.  Hell, you might even make a friend and get a hot lunch.  Or you can pedantically **censored** and moan about the noise, out of staters, and sit in a state of general annoyance...I'm not quite sure why anyone would ever chose option #2. If I pay $50 plus for a license...I'm either going to go throw 4 gallons of blue gas, or I'm going to be cleaning fish.  One thing is for sure...I'm not going to tip toe around some buckets.  I know one thing is for sure.  I've never met a mad who could talk smack over a 3hp Jiffy lit up.

I'm the guy that brings 2 gallons of chili, twice the bait I need, plenty of everything...I like to converse and I like to share my success locations and expect others to share theirs.  However, if someone thinks that any part of a 6700 acre lake is "theirs"....they'll think again after I'm there.  I went throught that at Devils Lake...soemhow I guess the "guide" there actually read the same chalk board at bait shop as we did and then says "Didn't figure you guys would follow me that long."  Course we were fishing when he got there.  I guess I've never figured out why anyone wouldnt want fellow anglers to share in their sucess.  And if you can't take a good natured ribbing and nickname on the ice...well...maybe someone needs to head back to the lodge and watch some Lifetime TV with the ladies.
You could have made that post al ot shorter by just saying, I will fish on top of you if I feel like it, and then I want you to tell me all your honey hole locations, I'll feed you if your nice to me, and if you have a problem with any of that and want to say somthing to me about it TOO BAD, I'm gonna run my auger wide open until you shut up, or move somewhere else.

Your a riot.
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Post by: IceTroll on Jan 07, 2007, 03:32 PM
I think we need a group hug. I am not feeling the love.
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Post by: pike4some on Jan 07, 2007, 03:51 PM
LOL..you remind me of the last guppie that got a ride to the truck from him buddy on the back of a 4 wheeler after getting some good ol boy ribbing on the ice.  I am a mouse so I get my share of comments also...I perforate and Vexilate and if you don't want to listen to 30 minutes of 2-stroke..you better find another bay other than the one I'm on...it didn't seem to bother me...and I'm the one fishing.

Here's another one:  Deaf fish hog - Guy who is local, fishes eveyday on the same lake.  Then yells at you "How many holes you need to drill to catch fish?" after 30 minutes of ice mining.  I said "As many as it takes to put fish on the ice"  Little hint to people that don't like mice and know a lake - I will drill 75-100 holes per day when I travel to fish.  Since these are public lakes you have 2 choices:  1.) Maybe give us some tips as to what is working and help us put the drill to less use and you get peace and quiet.  Probably don't have to worry about us fishing it dry...we're in the area for 3 days.  2.) Buy ear plugs.   Thats it and that's all for choices.  Hell, you might even make a friend and get a hot lunch.  Or you can pedantically **censored** and moan about the noise, out of staters, and sit in a state of general annoyance...I'm not quite sure why anyone would ever chose option #2. If I pay $50 plus for a license...I'm either going to go throw 4 gallons of blue gas, or I'm going to be cleaning fish.  One thing is for sure...I'm not going to tip toe around some buckets.  I know one thing is for sure.  I've never met a mad who could talk smack over a 3hp Jiffy lit up.

I'm the guy that brings 2 gallons of chili, twice the bait I need, plenty of everything...I like to converse and I like to share my success locations and expect others to share theirs.  However, if someone thinks that any part of a 6700 acre lake is "theirs"....they'll think again after I'm there.  I went throught that at Devils Lake...soemhow I guess the "guide" there actually read the same chalk board at bait shop as we did and then says "Didn't figure you guys would follow me that long."  Course we were fishing when he got there.  I guess I've never figured out why anyone wouldnt want fellow anglers to share in their sucess.  And if you can't take a good natured ribbing and nickname on the ice...well...maybe someone needs to head back to the lodge and watch some Lifetime TV with the ladies.


Ilike it way to say it. I like to go talk to the guys for a little bit to see how they are doing
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Post by: AugustWest on Jan 07, 2007, 09:18 PM
All I can say about this thread is  :o :o :o :o
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Post by: stumper on Jan 08, 2007, 02:17 AM
Wannabeepro ,guy that watches to much TV and gets the idea that it takes 255 holes to find the fish when all he had to do was ask the local pro sitting 15 from him if he could point him in the right direction..Can also be known as a Disher,can dish out the ribbing ,but gets sissy panys when someone throws a shot at him ;D
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Post by: ladyfish on Jan 08, 2007, 08:18 AM
Sally, Stacey, or the ever-so-catchy Va-Jay-Jay!  Hope you can figure that one out.  I don't think it's that offesive & relates to the proper term for this!
I think his name should be Whiner - because that is what he is.
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Post by: empty hook on Jan 08, 2007, 07:50 PM
On the ice, we seem to have some names that have evolved for certain types of people - or better yet, what they do.  I was wondering if anyone else had some good ones.

Squatter - Guy who steals your hole after you catch a fish and leave to get bait.

Mice - Guys that come out and drill 213 holes before even getting a pole out. (swiss cheese)

JV Team - Guys that come out and have no idea what they are doing. (junior varsity)

BMW - (Big Minnow waster)  Guy who is never happy with his minnows action and constantly wastes them.

Guppies - Guys with WAY too much gear and not enough knowledge. (play on yuppies)

Buckets - Guys that only sit on buckets.  Normally will catch more fish than the guppies.

Nancies - Guys that can't take the cold and cry about it.

heykinus - Guys never has stuff he needs and asks you to get it ("Heykinu grab me that skimmer?)

Ramp Champs - Guys that won't even drive on 20" of ice no matter how many vehicles there are.

Any others you guys got??  I need more ammo.








  Jerk-  Person who makes two--four 8"or 10" holes and leaves them unmarked.  This happened last year and one man drove his quad into one of the two 8"hole but didn't get hurt.
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Post by: jigmasterjr on Jan 08, 2007, 08:26 PM
lest you not forget the 'Ice holes'
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Post by: fish_finder on Jan 08, 2007, 09:46 PM
 Gumboot- person that only has one speed-SLOW and can't keep himself from goin over his waders when fishing/hunting
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Post by: madporider on Jan 09, 2007, 08:07 AM
You could have made that post al ot shorter by just saying, I will fish on top of you if I feel like it, and then I want you to tell me all your honey hole locations, I'll feed you if your nice to me, and if you have a problem with any of that and want to say somthing to me about it TOO BAD, I'm gonna run my auger wide open until you shut up, or move somewhere else.

Your a riot.


Oh now i understand what he was saying LMFAO
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Post by: AirManCam on Jan 09, 2007, 01:25 PM
Humpers- People that are fishing near you, or with in site of you, and see that your catching more fish than them, so they come right next to you or your tipups and drill holes and start fishing. God I hate that.
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Post by: hunters08 on Jan 09, 2007, 02:51 PM
Varmint-The guys that watch you get the fish and are in your holes the very next morning!!!! :tipup:
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Post by: BojiHawk on Jan 09, 2007, 03:39 PM
Well...I have to admit, I was a little pissy typing that.  Started with a "bay owner" up at IGL's.  We had limited time and limited ice.  So there wasn't exactly a plethora of ice or locations to fish.  We walk by this guy..."How you doing..any luck?"  Basically this guy kind of looks at us like "Great...other people wanting to fish today"  He mumbled something and we walked away.  Then we started looking for emergent weed beds...so obviously with white ice, you are going to drill away.  Of couse, my guess is, this guy went out there the day before and found weeds (using "found" losely) the fist hole he drilled and thought he had "figured out" the lake.  Then I realize that the only weeds still standing up are up on the edge a shallow shelf on an inside shoreline turn on the north shore (sun shore)  So, we had to get about maybe 30 yards away from him and started drilling.  What does he do?  unzips the shanty, stares, and shakes his head then zips back up. 

If there is only a 75' line of emergent weeds in a small bay, it's not hard to figure out where the fish are.  And if I'm going to have the choice of drowning minnows or catching fish...even if it means fishing close to someone..that ain't no choice at all.  Difference is, if I was that guy, I would have said that the first time we walked past.  "hey guys how's it going?  Say, theres a nice nice weed line here and all the fish seem to be right out side of it along this crescent shaped drop off.."  How hard is that???  Especially knowing that a guy with a gas drill is going to use it until he finds fish.  Next to you, away from you, whatever.  There was one easy and friction-free way to deal with that...and that's it:  deal with it.  Can't beat em join em...pick your euphemism there are a dozen that apply.  Me sitting there watching a bobber in the same hole all day isn't an option.  Me going home isn't an option.  That was one of 2 frozen bays.  I'm not going to fire up Jiffy to antogonize...but I'm going to run him until I get fish. 

There is no one easier going than me on the ice....that's the purpose.  But I guess if there is one thing that really gets to me is selfish people..or downright surly.  No place for that.   I don't expect everyone to run the bait shop with GPS waypoints and pictures of lures, depths, time of day and hand them out to everyone.  But I've drilled holes for people, loaned bait, jump started cars, shared food & drink...I guess what you don't understand pisses you off the most.  And I don't understand selfish, rude, and pissy anglers.
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Post by: Mooter on Jan 09, 2007, 03:45 PM
What do you call a guy who goes fishing with you and every time he "forgets" to bring the whiskey????
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Post by: BojiHawk on Jan 09, 2007, 03:48 PM
Funny you ask:  Sponge - guy who soaks you dry.  But you only do that once.  The second time you call him...











On your cell from the shanty...and tell him how good the fish are biting.
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Post by: Mooter on Jan 09, 2007, 03:49 PM
Thats a great idea

The bugger works with me and always knows when I'm going.  What do you call that?????
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Post by: fish_finder on Jan 09, 2007, 03:51 PM
Humpers- People that are fishing near you, or with in site of you, and see that your catching more fish than them, so they come right next to you or your tipups and drill holes and start fishing. God I hate that.


 Yeah gotta love when that happens, especially during a tourny!
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Post by: The Ny on Jan 09, 2007, 03:53 PM
What do you call a guy who goes fishing with you and every time he "forgets" to bring the whiskey????
A woman in transition if he touches my whiskey again... ;D
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Post by: BillP on Jan 09, 2007, 03:54 PM
what would you call someone who gets his dad to buy everything for him, has a underwater camera but has to have me set it up then forgets it at the cabin everytime we went out >:( has to get someone else to take the frozen fish eye off his hook from the day befor, whines about the wind, says there isnt enough light when he had 3 lanterns and me and my other friend were using moonlight and werent complaining, complains about the minnow smell and wont stay out long enough at night and makes us stay fishing close to the cabin because he doesnt want to waste gas on his sled ??? then complains that he never caught any walleyes, burbot or perch. then he leaves to go snowboarding and me and my other friend go back out farther and find the perch within 15 min. what is one name we can call him, he is a good friend to fish with during the open water season and on warm days on the ice or when we are in a shanty but wont stop complaining. right now we just call him a variety of names, most are too vulgar for the site so i want one name to call him that will make him shut up.

Negative Nancy!
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Post by: BojiHawk on Jan 09, 2007, 07:05 PM
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The bugger works with me and always knows when I'm going.  What do you call that??


Ahhh...beg your pardon.  Didn't realize there were mitigating cicumstances.  In this case, my moniker of choice would be:









Workmans comp claim waiting to happen. 

However, here could be an accord here.  2 holes drilled per shot or 3 perch cleaned...boozers choice.
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Post by: stuff on Jan 09, 2007, 10:15 PM
what would you call someone who gets his dad to buy everything for him, has a underwater camera but has to have me set it up then forgets it at the cabin everytime we went out >:( has to get someone else to take the frozen fish eye off his hook from the day befor, whines about the wind, says there isnt enough light when he had 3 lanterns and me and my other friend were using moonlight and werent complaining, complains about the minnow smell and wont stay out long enough at night and makes us stay fishing close to the cabin because he doesnt want to waste gas on his sled ??? then complains that he never caught any walleyes, burbot or perch. then he leaves to go snowboarding and me and my other friend go back out farther and find the perch within 15 min. what is one name we can call him, he is a good friend to fish with during the open water season and on warm days on the ice or when we are in a shanty but wont stop complaining. right now we just call him a variety of names, most are too vulgar for the site so i want one name to call him that will make him shut up.
     LONG DISTANCE
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Post by: littleoldlady on Jan 11, 2007, 12:00 PM
Boji, here is one for you..the HERMIT.  And actually, I belong to this group...am the HERMITESS.  Hermits
want to be as far away as possible...undisturbed .  Hermits aren't to be confused with Curmudgeons,
those guys that not only want to be alone, wouldn't give you the time of day.  HERMITS simply like to
fish undisturbed for a little while.  On the flip side, Hermits will give you plenty of space and never
put down a hole in your vicinity.  Like, 50 metres of space. 

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Post by: nepa old man on Jan 11, 2007, 01:55 PM
Chocolate Thunder-this guy who like clockwork is in the woods takin his dump every mornin we start to fish  ::)
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Post by: chewster on Jan 11, 2007, 02:18 PM
What do you call a guy who goes fishing with you and every time he "forgets" to bring the whiskey????
An abstainer
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Post by: mcarolan on Jan 11, 2007, 02:37 PM
I've been called a lucky w****r and b*****d by my mentor on the numerous occasions I've caught bigger than him but how about:

"Stroker" somebody who nobody wants to be near because he is an anti-social Git
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: PigShanks on Jan 11, 2007, 02:44 PM
I've been called a lucky w****r and b*****d by my mentor on the numerous occasions I've caught bigger than him but how about:

"Stroker" somebody who nobody wants to be near because he is an anti-social Git


The only thing he's caught bigger than his mentor resides at a local watering hole in Downtown Med Hat.
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: mcarolan on Jan 11, 2007, 02:55 PM

The only thing he's caught bigger than his mentor resides at a local watering hole in Downtown Med Hat.

(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/carol779/CasPike-1.jpg)

(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/carol779/PICT0012.jpg)

Now I'm in trouble but its nice to show him all is not lost!
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: littleoldlady on Jan 11, 2007, 03:02 PM
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/carol779/CasPike-1.jpg)

(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/carol779/PICT0012.jpg)

Now I'm in trouble but its nice to show him all is not lost!
LOL...great to put a couple of faces to a couple of names...
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: PigShanks on Jan 11, 2007, 03:11 PM
This all coming from someone that is supposed to be working right now.  Must be nice to have a job like that. :)
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: littleoldlady on Jan 11, 2007, 03:14 PM
This all coming from someone that is supposed to be working right now.  Must be nice to have a job like that. :)
And you, PS., how come you're so idle at this moment?
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: Tommyboy18769 on Jan 11, 2007, 03:20 PM
what about the person that gets all the ice fishing gear but wont take his own fish off???
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: PigShanks on Jan 11, 2007, 03:23 PM
And you, PS., how come you're so idle at this moment?

What do you mean idle!!!!!!!!!  Someone has to yell at the young Grasshopper mcarolan from the other side of the office to get him off the computer and onto some work. :o
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: littleoldlady on Jan 11, 2007, 03:26 PM
What do you mean idle!!!!!!!!!  Someone has to yell at the young Grasshopper mcarolan from the other side of the office to get him off the computer and onto some work. :o
  You must be government workers, then....so very very productive.  (I'm one to talk...remember that laundry from yesterday..never did finish it
up!)
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: mcarolan on Jan 11, 2007, 03:30 PM
What do you mean idle!!!!!!!!!  Someone has to yell at the young Grasshopper mcarolan from the other side of the office to get him off the computer and onto some work. :o

Makes a change for him to be shouting "get some work done" usually it is "put more coffee on" or "damn candy machine swallowed my dollar AGAIN"!
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: PigShanks on Jan 11, 2007, 03:33 PM
  You must be government workers, then....so very very productive.  (I'm one to talk...remember that laundry from yesterday..never did finish it
up!)

Hit the nail on the head there.  Here is a pic of us at work.  PS. I'm the cute one!!!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/pigshanks/bobdougdonuts.gif)
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: littleoldlady on Jan 11, 2007, 03:36 PM
Hit the nail on the head there.  Here is a pic of us at work.  PS. I'm the cute one!!!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/pigshanks/bobdougdonuts.gif)
   :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:How convenient...you don't even have to wait to retire to not work..
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: hunters08 on Jan 12, 2007, 11:12 PM
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/carol779/CasPike-1.jpg)

(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/carol779/PICT0012.jpg)

Now I'm in trouble but its nice to show him all is not lost!
Wow what size hole is that 20 inch must be a heck of an auger ;D :tipup:
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: eyewinder on Jan 13, 2007, 05:52 AM
Home alone -- smoker who always shows up with a partial pack; begins whining when he's down to 10 smokes, and can't stay on the lake after the last one's gone. >:(
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: fishmix on Jan 13, 2007, 07:07 AM
ShackB!tch-- the guy who has to do all the cooking so the rest can eat and drink beer and tend to there fishing.
 
shacks#*t-- the guy who has to take over cooking when the houseb!tch gets a flag. But is relieved when shackb!tch returns. 

Gopher- the youngest in the group that get to GO FOR anything that was forgotten in the car. Have a nice walk or ride. I'll get your flags while your gone.
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: fish_finder on Jan 15, 2007, 10:39 PM
Wow what size hole is that 20 inch must be a heck of an auger ;D :tipup:


  Thats what i was wonderin!
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: PigShanks on Jan 16, 2007, 08:47 AM
It is actually a 6" hole, but with the slush and snow and three of us on 3" of ice, the ice seemed to develop a sag :o
Title: Re: FUNNY NICKNAMES -
Post by: snot rocket on Jan 16, 2007, 09:24 AM
Chocolate Thunder-this guy who like clockwork is in the woods takin his dump every mornin we start to fish  ::)

LMAO...that was me all last year ..need to do something different this year

                                Snot Rocket