Calling on all icefishermen (and their significant others) to light a candle this evening and pray to your spiritual being for a long stretch of cold weather and hard water. Whiskey by your firepit or a burning metal garbage can is permissible at lest light something. My wife is driving me nuts with chores around the house and there are only so many strands of Christmas lights left in the hardware store for me to snake through the bushes around our home (an escape for me). Please god or somebody help me I am sometimes a decent person and I have too much invested in this sport plus all the new stuff I bought for myself this holiday season to not use it already!
Amen amen amen!