I hope you don't mind, but I thought this was funny and figured this would be a good place to tell it. I friend told me this one in church this morning, of all places. He's in his eighties and was an Army Air Corp pilot during WWII, flying fighter's over Germany. He said, "Here's how I ice fish. I take a can of pees and spread them out on the ice around the top of the hole. Then I sit real still and when a fish comes up to take a pee, I kick him in the ice hole". Now you can't tell me that isn't funny.
