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Little Old LadyA little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was passing gas because they didn't smell and are silent". The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."The next week the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my gas... although still silent it stinks terribly." "Good", the doctor said, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was passing gas because they didn't smell and are silent". The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."The next week the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my gas... although still silent it stinks terribly." "Good", the doctor said, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Dear Abby,I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs, the phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was that moment, crouching behind my bucket full of ice rods that I noticed that the graphite blank on my custom rod appeared to have a hairline crack right by the handle.Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the bait shop where I bought it?Signed,Jim
>> God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks > long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard > work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. > I always try to do right by my fans."> God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers > him a seat to his left.>> Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony > says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the > fundamentals of life.> I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing > field."> God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and offers him a > seat to his right.>> Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"> Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat.">
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Broke Back Deer Camp> >> > The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk> two to a room. No one > > wanted to room with Earl because he snored so> badly. They decided it > > wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the> whole time, so they > > voted to take turns. The first night, Jeff slept> in Earl's room and > > came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a> mess and his eyes > > all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to> you?" He said, "Earl > > snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him> all night."> >> > The next night it was Fritz's turn. In the> morning, same thing -- hair > > all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said,> "Man, what happened > > to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Earl> shakes the roof. All > > I could do was sit up and watch him all night."> >> > The third night was Howard's turn. Howard was a> big, burly, > > ex-firefighter; a man's man. The next morning he> came to breakfast > > bright eyed and bushy tailed, looking well rested.> "Good morning," he > > said.> >> > They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what> happened? How did you > > get a good night's sleep?" He said, "Well, we got> ready for bed. I > > went over and tucked Earl into bed and kissed him> good night.> >> > He sat up and watched ME all night.">