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New Hampshire => Ice Fishing New Hampshire => Topic started by: dbickom on Feb 02, 2023, 07:34 AM
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I enjoy reading the signatures on peoples profiles. What are your favorite fishing quotes?
Fish come in three sizes: small, medium and the one that got away!
One that will apply Friday and Saturday but isnt a fishing quote - "Colder than a Witches Tit" Stay warm out there guys and gals - the cold we've been looking for is comin'!!!
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I enjoy reading the signatures on peoples profiles. What are your favorite fishing quotes?
Fish come in three sizes: small, medium and the one that got away!
One that will apply Friday and Saturday but isnt a fishing quote - "Colder than a Witches Tit" Stay warm out there guys and gals - the cold we've been looking for is comin'!!!
"There's only one situation in which you want a smaller hole."
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All fishermen are liars except me and you - and I'm not sure about YOU
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Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead... Not originated from fishing but applies just the same.
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The best way to land a fish is to let him think he’s escaping ;)
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" it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm"
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“Give a man a fish, he eats for a day…teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime”
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The best way to land a fish is to let him think he’s escaping ;)
Just read your new signature/location and spit coffee all over my key board ROTFLMAO!
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Just read your new signature/location and spit coffee all over my key board ROTFLMAO!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :clap:
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Just read your new signature/location and spit coffee all over my key board ROTFLMAO!
I didn't notice it but LMFAO
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It’s not the size of the hot dog that matters just the amount of mustard
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Wind out of the east-fish bite least
Wind out of the west -fish bite best
Wind out of the north -only fools venture forth
Wind out of the south-stay home and dump beer in your mouth
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You shoulda been here yesterday
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :clap:
Only steers and queers in Michigan and boy you ain,t got horns!!
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"I don't drink water, fish f#@k in it" - W.C. Fields
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Most of these are pretty bad, but maybe 1 or 2 will make the cut.
"Support your local hookers!"
"Full-time Dad, part-time hooker..."
"Fishing saved me from becoming a p*rnstar, now I'm just a part-time hooker..."
"This isn't my 1st rodeo on the ice, I'm a master-baiter".
"Can't work today, my arms are too tired from hauling in fish"
"Sorry, I'm late - I saw some ice. Then, I had to throw rocks on it to check for safety".
"Golf is for people that can't fish"
OK, I'm done. ::)
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"I don't drink water, fish f#@k in it" - W.C. Fields
Lmfao! Grandfather Useto say that as kids if we were swimming in the water so we k ew not to drink it. I mean I’m pretty sure we knew not to drink it well before what that meant but hilarious as hell thinkin back on it. And nobody’s feelings got hurt
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LMAO on all the posts! ;D
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DRILL IT TILL IT SQUIRTS! ;D
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My kid can fish better than your honor roll student.
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I fish for a living and work in my spare time
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Give a man a fish he eats for a day teach a man to fish his ole lady's yours every weekend
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"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days." - Benjamin Franklin
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Only steers and queers in Michigan and boy you ain,t got horns!!
"New Hampshire... the backwash of the East Coast". ;)
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If it smells like fish it’s a dish, smells like cologne……. Leave it alone :-\
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"New Hampshire... the backwash of the East Coast". ;)
Lol!! first time i heard that one!.. all in good fun ;D
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Lol!! first time i heard that one!.. all in good fun ;D
That's 'cause I made it up. ;D And you're right...all in good fun. Can't take it? Stay on the porch.
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That's 'cause I made it up. ;D And you're right...all in good fun. Can't take it? Stay on the porch.
Amen my fellow Michigander!
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Amen my fellow Michigander!
I prefer Michiganian. I don't like Michigander. Our Governor calls us that. I don't like her either. :cookoo:
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Yeah, we suck! ;D
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Amen my fellow Michigander!
Wait...how did I miss this? Thought you were from New Hampshire? I'm confused. :blink:
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Nope! Michigan born and raised! Educated in East Lansing!
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Nope! Michigan born and raised! Educated in East Lansing!
Sparty fan?
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Sparty fan?
Mark Dantonio fan for sure
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Now not so much of a fan
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He might be a fan of Michigan great Tom Brady.
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He might be a fan of Michigan great Tom Brady.
I just threw up in my mouth