Author Topic: Liar Liar (Read 2971 times)

Buck762 · « **on:** Feb 28, 2008, 06:36 PM »

Who has caught their friends in a lie, or been caught in a lie?
I always joke around and send photoshoped pics of myself with fish, but they are obviouse fakes so i guess thats not a lie. I do however frequently ad inches to fish until they are outrageously huge.

pikemaster789 · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 06:37 PM »

lmao a fish is much like money in the bank. The longer you keep it in there the larger it grows. I always joke with people when they catch a nice fish that it will slowly grow an inch at a time over the years until it is finally a state record.

gillkiller1125 · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 06:42 PM »

LOL in our shanty we have a "calibrated fishermans ruler" the marks go 1,2,3,4,7,8,9,13,14,15,19.........like that all the way to 36" hey at least were not lying, thats what the ruler said!!!!

jimmyclaude · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 06:52 PM »

Only when we talk to our wives

Ice Freek · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 06:54 PM »

Are you kidding? I got that ruler for my wife!

princecraft · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 07:05 PM »

I caught my friend in a big lie. It was early and the ice was just coming on. I got a call from him that he went back to this lake that you have to walk about 1 1/2 mile to get to and he said he got a mess of nice gills. I couldn't stand it any longer so I headed to the lake only to find out the ice was only 1/2 in thick. He still swore that he fished it and caught them gills.

rgfixit · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 07:10 PM »

Never let the truth infect a good fish story.
RG

fiddlehead322 · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 07:13 PM »

How about that 28" crappie caught in Arrowhead/Crappieville! Niiiiccce FISH!

Buck762 · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 07:20 PM »

my friend told me to hit a lake behind the local highschool, i fell through, not even bothering to check the ice because i actually believed he fished it the day before. He later said he was just joking, and figured I could tell the ice was old and thin under the fresh snow we got that night!

rgfixit · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 07:23 PM »

It's really the effects of gravity...the longer you hold a fish by the jaw...the more it stretches.

RG

Ice Freek · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 07:26 PM »

I was at the bar the other night and this guy told me that he knew a dam that had 40 to 50 lb walleyes coming over the side! I almast choked on me beer it was so funny!

hunters08 · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 07:43 PM »

Quote from: Ice Freek on Feb 28, 2008, 07:26 PM

I was at the bar the other night and this guy told me that he knew a dam that had 40 to 50 lb walleyes coming over the side! I almast choked on me beer it was so funny!

yeah i would have lost my beer for sure

miket. · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 09:55 PM »

somebody"s pants are on fire,whole lotta lying going on around here.

rob-s · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 10:19 PM »

did that sport that claimed 20" perch on the ny board ever post again ?
after he was called on it ? is it a lie if you belive it ?

John_BZ · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 11:56 PM »

Quote from: Ice Freek on Feb 28, 2008, 07:26 PM

I was at the bar the other night and this guy told me that he knew a dam that had 40 to 50 lb walleyes coming over the side! I almast choked on me beer it was so funny!

sounds like my co-worker who saw a 70" musky eat two hen mallards within two minutes. he also caught a 25" pike that weighed 12 pounds.

fishhead16 · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 29, 2008, 05:33 AM »

I dont need to lie about my fish, I take my 4 yr. old fishing with me and every fish I catch is as long as his arm span!

God I love that kid, I just wish he had longer arms!

jbscowboy99 · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 29, 2008, 06:23 AM »

yup every time me and my buddies go out, we always catch at least one!

josh

miket. · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 29, 2008, 08:25 AM »

nice to gear taking the youngster out, my three kids love it and can:t get enough.

fish_finder · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 29, 2008, 09:58 AM »

Caught my little bro in one that i know he said on purpose to screw with me....i got home form my apartment in town one friday night it had been 2 weeks since i had been home, bro said tht he had walked across our marsh and to our duck blind and said water was still decently low and there were lots of ducks, so i got up real early and grab my duck gear instead of going deer hunting i wanted to get one last hunt in, well me and the dog got to the edge of the marsh at 6am and it was completly under water, couldnt only see the top 8 inches of my blind...i was a bit mad to say the least

PACKERBACKER · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 29, 2008, 03:04 PM »

My brother-in-law told me he makes custom Muskie lures by hand carving them out of canoe paddles. When I asked him to show me one, he told me he couldn't because he sold them all (imagine that). I guess the joke is on me. I do believe everything his sister tells me though.

packerbacker

bart · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 29, 2008, 03:07 PM »

All my posts are...

the Trout,

the whole Trout,

and nothing but the Trout,

so help me Cod.

deadsmelthead · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 01, 2008, 07:40 AM »

General rule for me is 1 inch added per every 3 beers (big game fish) and for pan fish somehow an extra 1 or 2 comes through the hole when nobody was looking. Another tricky part is the ride home and really is a good reason you should fish lakes near your home. For some reason the further we all get away from the ice the bigger the fish get. Roughly every 1.38 miles adds an inch andwith some guys the number caught gets bigger also, typicaly 3 more fish per ever 1.5 miles and if any alchohol is consumed prior to the ride home or during, well lets just say this is where the monster fish and multiple 5 gallon buckets come in to play, Typicaly when you call these people out and ask to see the fish,you wil get the " I gave em to another guy on the way out" or if you ask for pictures they either forgot it or the batteries went dead.. 8)

Pasquatch · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 01, 2008, 07:49 AM »

I really think the majority of false reports taht you hear are simply guys not measuring/weighing their fish. You'd be amazed how many guys think they catch 5-6 pound bass out of New York waters that run about 17-19", just because they don't weigh them.

jimmyclaude · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 01, 2008, 08:32 AM »

Hey I want to add here that, and seriously.... Fish DO SHRINK on the ice. At a local derby I helped a guy with four others measure a pickerel that was 27 1/4 " at noon and at weigh in at the end of the day it was 26 3/4" (2:00PM). If I had not helped personally and debated with the others I would have been rollin my eyes also if some one told me...
"It Shrank"

Luffy · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 01, 2008, 10:05 AM »

I saw this on a sign once:

EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, FISH LIKE HELL AND MAKE UP LIES

Tomhusker · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 01, 2008, 10:32 AM »

Quote from: jimmyclaude on Mar 01, 2008, 08:32 AM

Hey I want to add here that, and seriously.... Fish DO SHRINK on the ice. At a local derby I helped a guy with four others measure a pickerel that was 27 1/4 " at noon and at weigh in at the end of the day it was 26 3/4" (2:00PM). If I had not helped personally and debated with the others I would have been rollin my eyes also if some one told me...
"It Shrank"

Sane excuse I use, when gettimg my groove on with the Mrs, after several hours on the ice.

bighof · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 01, 2008, 02:28 PM »

I was at the bar with Ice Freek when that guy was telling us about the 40-50 lbs walleye.... said you could see them coming out of the spillway and just cast to where they landed in the backwaters.... we both acted like we bought it, and he just kept it coming. I believe that the last time he went out there he caught about 30 eyes over 40 lbs!!!! WHAT A DAY. He said he would take us out there some day. I CANT WAIT!!!!

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Author Topic: Liar Liar (Read 2971 times)