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Offline xphelanx

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #30 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:12 PM »
How many suckers does it take to tar the roof of a shack?
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Offline Sinnian

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #31 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:13 PM »
Quote from: xphelanx on Feb 09, 2011, 08:12 PM
How many suckers does it take to tar the roof of a shack?

When did you get a shack!

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #32 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:14 PM »
How do fish come up for air when there is ice on top of the water  ???
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Offline LilWeezy

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #33 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:15 PM »
how do you know when ice is frozen
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Offline xphelanx

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #34 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:16 PM »
Where did you put my beer?
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Offline maineduckhunter

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #35 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:16 PM »
Can I drive my Plow truck fully loaded with salt on 8 inches of ice ???
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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #36 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:17 PM »
Quote from: maineduckhunter on Feb 09, 2011, 08:16 PM
Can I drive my Plow truck fully loaded with salt on 8 inches of ice ???
Does it float?
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Offline Woods Wise

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #37 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:18 PM »
Do you think one of the shanty members is the bucket biologist responsible for pike introduction in Maine? and of course... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #38 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:19 PM »
Quote from: Woods Wise on Feb 09, 2011, 08:18 PM
Do you think one of the shanty members is the bucket biologist responsible for pike introduction in Maine? and of course... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Aw, c'mon, Jeremy! This thread is waaaay too fun to get deleted!
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Offline maineduckhunter

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #39 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:19 PM »
Why isn't there a Trout category in the Pike Derby ???
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Offline maineduckhunter

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #40 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:20 PM »
Quote from: xphelanx on Feb 09, 2011, 08:19 PM
Aw, c'mon, Jeremy! This thread is waaaay too fun to get deleted!
 ;D
YEAH!! :%$#!:  I didn't even get to see some of the good stuff!!! >:(
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Offline Woods Wise

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #41 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:20 PM »
Quote from: xphelanx on Feb 09, 2011, 08:19 PM
Aw, c'mon, Jeremy! This thread is waaaay too fun to get deleted!
 ;D
I seem to be on a role today, just trying to keep it going. The title asked for dumb questions.
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Offline SCARFISH1

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #42 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:20 PM »
Quote from: pickeralman on Feb 09, 2011, 08:15 PM
how do you know when ice is frozen



    when stupid people drive trucks on the ice and don't sink  ;D
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Offline allextremesfishing

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #43 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:21 PM »
Quote from: AMS on Feb 09, 2011, 08:14 PM
How do fish come up for air when there is ice on top of the water  ???

not gunna a friend of mine(wasnt blonde) asked this question
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Offline maineduckhunter

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #44 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:23 PM »
Can I ice fish before the lake freezes over ???
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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #45 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:25 PM »
Quote from: maineduckhunter on Feb 09, 2011, 08:23 PM
Can I ice fish before the lake freezes over ???
As long as you wear your waders.  ;D ;D
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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #46 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:26 PM »
If I have a fire on the ice will it melt the WHOLE lake ???
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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #47 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:27 PM »
Where do baby fish come from?
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Offline Coach

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #48 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:30 PM »
Q: How much ice do you have out here.
A:Why, didn't you check before you drove on
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Offline highlife09

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #49 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:33 PM »
Do fish fart?
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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #50 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:44 PM »
Can I drill some holes inside your shack?
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Offline jamz2233

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #51 on: Feb 09, 2011, 08:45 PM »
Why doesn't your heater melt through the ice and plunge to the bottom?
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Offline fishfry

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #52 on: Feb 09, 2011, 11:21 PM »
How ken i kech soem crappys?
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Offline OLBLUUU

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #53 on: Feb 09, 2011, 11:26 PM »
are there any fish in Sebago ???
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Offline troutslayer5

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #54 on: Feb 10, 2011, 12:01 AM »
Now why would they make snowmobiles different colors?
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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #55 on: Feb 10, 2011, 05:29 AM »
Are trout good to eat?
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Offline maineduckhunter

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #56 on: Feb 10, 2011, 05:38 AM »
Do Crappie really taste like crap ???
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Offline Superpole

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #57 on: Feb 10, 2011, 05:40 AM »
This was a real thread from a couple of years ago...

Do they make hand augers for lefties?   Dozens of hilarious answers followed.
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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #58 on: Feb 10, 2011, 05:41 AM »
Are Jigs good to use when Jigging for Togue or Trout ???
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Offline tbtool

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Re: Stupid questions wanted :)
« Reply #59 on: Feb 10, 2011, 05:41 AM »
why are there pike and alewives in sebago?  
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