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Offline Desperado

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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #30 on: Feb 28, 2007, 08:48 AM »
Quote from: Camp Bassfish on Feb 28, 2007, 08:47 AM
Have you ever tried to get snot out of a boot tread??  ;D

Yep, I've tried and let me tell ya 'snot too easy  :roflmao:
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #31 on: Feb 28, 2007, 10:30 AM »
Quote from: Deeker on Feb 27, 2007, 07:30 PM
      Ya think so?  Is it just me, or you've got to wonder WHY someone would even come up with such a ludicrous question...my 2 cents anyhoo
 

After the one about peeing on the ice I just couldn't help myself.    :whistle: >:D ;)2
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #32 on: Feb 28, 2007, 10:47 AM »
I just have to reply.

It's all about the presentation of said loogie.  Sometimes the need to swish to get the desired consistency is required.  Then it's shoot for distance.  While it is sailing across the lake, comments are then required to draw attention to said loogie.  An example would be " Boy I sure lost weight on that one" or "Check out the flying fetus" or " That things defiantly got a tail on it" .  Get creative folks.  Then there is the "double nostril geyser" technique.  This requires huge lung capacity. Breath in as much as you can and consintrate all your efforts on evacuating you nasal passages.  (not recommended for bearded ladies or Grizzly Adam's).  This technique my require the "discreet double wipe" or the "scrape the snot" maneuver.
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #33 on: Feb 28, 2007, 11:23 AM »
I can tell that I'm gonna have to buy a boot cleaner to put by the door of my shanty. I have grey carpet and don't care for green.  :whistle:
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #34 on: Feb 28, 2007, 11:29 AM »
Quote from: jigmaster5000 on Feb 28, 2007, 10:51 AM
Oh teach me more most honorable sensei. You are indeed wise in all things, but you forget the ancient technique of "Chinese yo-yo"

I have hope for you yet young grasshoppa  8)
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #35 on: Feb 28, 2007, 05:35 PM »
this is too funny. good to see people joking around
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #36 on: Feb 28, 2007, 05:50 PM »
When the guy with the pee barrel truck shows up with 150 gallons of snot, I will be very offended!
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #37 on: Feb 28, 2007, 06:02 PM »
Quote from: Skipper on Feb 28, 2007, 05:50 PM
When the guy pee barrel truck shows up with 150 gallons of snot, I will be very offended!
  :woot:  So will I, and that is gross, really gross! :sick: :sick:  ;D
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #38 on: Feb 28, 2007, 06:03 PM »
I like to blow my nose just after I get done peeing on the ice. lol.
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #39 on: Feb 28, 2007, 07:01 PM »
I just wipe my nose on my sleeve or a snot rocket.  My dog usually eats the snot rocket off the ice when I'm done. 
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #40 on: Feb 28, 2007, 08:40 PM »
Did ya happen to name your dog Booger????? ;D
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #41 on: Feb 28, 2007, 10:56 PM »
snot rocket, what about chewing tobacco how many just spit where ever?
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #42 on: Mar 01, 2007, 08:03 AM »
Farmers blow all the way I mean who really always remembers to bring a hanky or tee pee.
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #43 on: Mar 01, 2007, 08:12 AM »
I launched one this morning that could have used a test pilot.  :o
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #44 on: Mar 01, 2007, 10:01 AM »
I just had to add anther 2 bits

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/11964/
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #45 on: Mar 01, 2007, 05:50 PM »
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/11964/


Very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #46 on: Mar 02, 2007, 10:09 PM »
I have found thru expermentation that a good lung cookie down the hole always chums the big ones in.
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #47 on: Mar 03, 2007, 06:51 AM »
some goobbers i've noticed will stay on a jig longer than a perch eye! :o
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #48 on: Mar 03, 2007, 08:09 AM »
what do you do if someone brings there wife and kids?  ???
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #49 on: Mar 03, 2007, 08:12 AM »
Keep  'em up-wind! :o
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #50 on: Mar 03, 2007, 08:20 AM »
Quote from: iceslammer on Mar 03, 2007, 08:09 AM
what do you do if someone brings there wife and kids?  ???

Teach them the proper techniq(sp)
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #51 on: Mar 03, 2007, 11:54 AM »
Quote from: iceslammer on Mar 03, 2007, 08:09 AM
what do you do if someone brings there wife and kids?  ???

Inform them as to the greatest possible range of your snot rocket launcher.  :whistle:
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #52 on: Mar 03, 2007, 09:36 PM »
Quote from: iceslammer on Mar 03, 2007, 08:09 AM
what do you do if someone brings there wife and kids?  ???

Geez, for my kids EVERYTHING is a contest.
Who can pee the farthest. (two catagories for this one: Horizontal AND Vertical)
Who can hock a loogie the farthest.
You name it, it's a competition
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #53 on: Mar 03, 2007, 09:47 PM »
Quote from: Desperado on Mar 03, 2007, 09:36 PM
Geez, for my kids EVERYTHING is a contest.
Who can pee the farthest. (two catagories for this one: Horizontal AND Vertical)
Who can hock a loogie the farthest.
You name it, it's a competition

Kids?
My crew and I make a competition out of boogers.  My Technique:  fish outside for 20 min or so and get those sinuses locked right up.  Take steaming hot coffee and hold in mouth as long as I can stand it--this loosens up the sinus cookies just right.  1 big farmers handkerchief (I am better with the right nostril than the left) .  Whoever makes the most wins and doesn't have to drill the tipup holes.  It usually starts like this...
"I'll farmer's handkerchief ya for augerin"
Much much less painful than a Rochambeau
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #54 on: Mar 03, 2007, 09:57 PM »
Quote from: BOOBSS on Feb 27, 2007, 07:56 PM
I just let it run down my moustache and beard till it looks like two sheeps legs hanging there. ( dont get excited stumper) Then I go behind the snowsled get down on one knee and break them off then pee on them Then I shovel it all up double bag it Then put in a bio hazard bag Call the DEP Suit up in case of fall out. By then all my flags are up but ive got sheep legs on my face again.
You sir, are a comic genius
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Re: Behavior on the Ice
« Reply #55 on: Mar 04, 2007, 06:31 PM »
a comic genius :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  and then some you guys are funny  im still laughing
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