Nearly "bleeped" my pants!

[BWB-ice]

My brother had tried to get me to start ice fishing for years and for the longest time I had no interest. I am now addicted to the sport but when I first started I was definetly a bit nervous out there on teh ice to say the least. So, it was one of the first times I went fishing with my bro, sitting on a bucket and doing a little jigging. It was early ice and teh lake was making sounds and cracking as it was making ice. Well as i sat there a huge crack snapped right between me and the whole I was jigging!!! As the title says...I nearly "Chit" my pants!!! 

[Idahogator]

You just gotta stay ready, BWB.

You could have been successful.       

[fishermantim]

Try standing up to stretch your legs and a crack races right between your legs???
And the "CRACK" that sounds like a rifle shot seconds before it appears....

OR.....sitting in a folding camp chair, you hear a pop (you learn the sound differences over time) that sounds like someone slammed a sledge hammer down, and you feel yourself drop 1-2 inches, depending on how farup the ice was pushed before it cracked. That one NEVER fails to tighten up the sphincter!